jhr2012

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
(2020)

Funny stuff
A lot of it is silly, but overall, it's quite funny. The scene with Borat and his daughter dancing was both disgusting and funny. I imagine some people won't like it, and I can understand why, but I thought it was funny.

Tell Me How I Die
(2016)

Silly movie
I watched this until there were 15 minutes left. I had a choice between finishing the movie and watching paint dry. I decided to watch the paint. Avoid this nonsense.

Legion
(2010)

One of my favorites
There are a few movies that I will watch over and over if nothing else is on. This is one of them. Great story; good acting; good effects; what more can you ask for? People who are rating this poorly are clueless, losers who have no idea what makes for an entertaining movie.

Archive
(2020)

Hard to rate this one
I cannot understand any of the robot voices in this movie. Amazon Prime doesn't allow closed captions, therefore I missed a great deal of the dialogue. Basically all I could determine is one guy interacting with several robots saying who knows what. Amazon needs to fix this.

Truth
(2014)

What's the word I'm looking for?
Crap. That's it. This movie is garbage. I found it on Tubi under the title The Virus. Very confusing and hard to follow. Skip this one.

Portals
(2019)

Had potential
This movie started out pretty good. But, the director didn't stick with it, and it ended up being a jumbled mess. It felt as though they simply did not know how to wrap it up. Disappointing.

Deep Evil
(2004)

Zzzzzzzz
Typical SyFy snooze fest. You've seen it many times before; you know the characters and you know how it ends. Don't watch when you are tired; you will fall asleep.

Dark Space
(2013)

Amateur hour
Your basic SyFy movie. Poor acting, silly plot, weak special effects. Expect little, and you won't be disappointed.

Monsters
(2010)

Interesting movie
No cheesy monsters or stupid plot lines. Just interesting characters and a good story. It kept my interest throughout. As a bonus, Whitney Ables is an absolute doll!

Vivarium
(2019)

Absolute trash
What a waste of time. Move along folks ; nothing to see here, and I mean NOTHING. I should have bailed on this piece of crap after 10 minutes.

The Mourning
(2015)

Gawd this movie sucks!
Slow as molasses, confusing, and nothing but loose ends at the end. You feel like you've been cheated after watching it. Pass on this one folks.

Solis
(2018)

Frustrating
The most frustrating movie I've seen in a while. It was pretty good for 80%, but the last 20% was a struggle. It got to the point where I was saying 'hurry up and end this thing!'. The ending was quite unsatisfying. Not quite sure what happened.

I'll Follow You Down
(2013)

Awful
I wish you folks would stop with the fake reviews. This movie is about as boring as it gets. Just a bunch of talking and bad acting. Nothing really happens.

Rumor from Ground Control
(2018)

Please stop with the glowing reviews!
This movie is pure trash. I watched it for 30 minutes and I have no idea what is going on. I honestly don't know what the movie is about. The reporter has a lead on a story but you don't really know what it is. Characters appear without any pretext as to who they are; I have no idea who they are or what they have to do with the story? It's a confusing mess. The one positive aspect? The female lead is very nice looking. Very nice.

Eyes and Prize
(2018)

Boring
I'll give a movie 15 minutes to grab my interest. I gave this one 30 minutes. Trust me; nothing happens. It's so boring. Don't trust the positive reviews. There is nothing to see here.

Project Almanac
(2015)

Smart kids acting stupid
You create time travel and you use it to go to concerts and parties? How moronic. This movie had a lot of potential but it devolved into a bunch of stupid acts by some kids who were too smart for their own good.

Caught
(2017)

Interesting
This movie was quite a surprise. A little frustrating at the end, but good otherwise. A lot of tension throughout and it keeps you guessing as to who, what, when, and where. It will keep your attention throughout.

Haunted Boat
(2005)

The only horror
....associated with this movie is the acting and the story line. My God, this is bad. You know how with some movies you're hoping that all the characters get it in the end? This is one of those movies.

Tabernacle 101
(2019)

Garbage
Definitely not a horror movie. Not sure what it is. But one things for sure; it's boring.

Conspiracy World
(2020)

Boring
Nothing of interest here. The movie gets off to a slow start, and gets even slower.

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
(2020)

Uh......no
I love Will Ferrell but this is not the vehicle for him. I have never found comedy 'musicals' of any sort to be funny; they're just not. I prefer movies like Step Brothers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, and Sex Drive. There is nothing laugh out loud funny about this one.

Outpost 11
(2013)

If you're bored; you'll be even more bored after this crap
What a steaming pile. I have no idea what I just watched. For starters I couldn't determine what year it is set in? I'm thinking the 50's but then they watched a videotape? And what was the deal with the spiders? Stupid.

Dealer
(2018)

Is this a comedy?
I couldn't tell. There was nothing funny about the movie I watched. In fact, it's boring as hell. Why all the fake ratings; this rates a 1 and that is being generous.

Paradox Alice
(2012)

What did I just watch?
For some unknown reason i watched this movie to the end (I fast fowarded through the last 30 minutes). It had potential but spiraled out of control into a convoluted mess. Don't waste your time with this one. Trust me.

Impractical Jokers
(2011)

Not funny
This show was somewhat funny the first 25 times they did their silly pranks. But their schtick gets real old, real fast. What I cannot stand is the constant, non stop laughing they do at their own crap! It's so fake; there is no way any normal person would find this stuff that funny. I actually go out of my way to change the channel whenever they come on. TruTV needs to dump these clowns.

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