Disney bans Song Of The South, yet they show us this mess... When I was a child, I loved so many Disney movies. What am I saying? I STILL LOVE Disney movies! Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Mary Poppins, Bambi, all the timeless classics! The films I grew up on like Beauty and The Beast, Hercules, The Lion King, Toy Story, etc. they were great as well. However, this film, Into the Woods left me utterly disappointed and it should be a sin that it's labeled a Disney movie.
The plot, I got to admit, got me interested in the film. The most popular Grimm fairy tales are all combined into one big story. You got Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, and Jack and The Beanstalk all together. Story goes is that a baker and his wife can't bear a child, so a witch tells them they are cursed by herself because what happened in the past between her and the baker's father. When the baker's father stole from her garden, including her magic beans, her appearance made her hideous looking. So to get even, she cursed his family and kidnaps the baker's sister, for he didn't know he had a sister in the first place. The witch demands them to gather up each object from the separate stories in order to break the spell and will rejoin his sister. By the way, IT'S A MUSICAL!
Sounds good on paper, but overall, it was pretty messy to me. Let's start off with the music. I shouldn't rant on saying, "there's too much singing," because it is a musical, of course. I do enjoy a few musicals myself. Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Seven Brides For Seven Brothers. Heck, even a good amount of films in the Disney library are musicals! But how Into the Woods executed in the music pieces, made the film drag and annoying. Not many actors and actresses aren't even harmonizing to the music. It sounds more like them shouting and blaring out words along with the tempo, showing no feeling nor passion within the story of the song they're singing. The ONLY actress that was spot on every time she sung was Meryl Streep. Her performance was excellent. Emily Blunt did have one song that she did very good on, but that was it. TWO actresses out of the several did their job. Chris Pine's singing approach was a HUGE joke. I couldn't tell his singing performance is suppose to be serious or comical, but either way, it didn't work and it was disturbing.
But what got me very confused and disappointed on this movie are the plot holes. TOO MANY PLOT HOLES!!! As I can remember in the film, once the curse is broken, the baker's wife gets pregnant, the witch becomes beautiful again, and the baker can rejoin his long lost sister, which you find out later is Rapunzel. But did the baker ever meet Rapunzel? NO! THEY NEVER MEET! It looks like they could care less of each other! After the second giant destroyed the village, Rapunzel and her prince just gallops away into the darkness, not ever hearing from them again. To top it off, the witch lost her power for a brief moment for that scene.....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?! Also, Jack's mother dies off screen. WHEN IN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?! Last time we saw her, she was yelling at the giant and got shoved away from a wimpy, tiny man and fell flat on her back on tall, soft grass. She looked dazed and dizzy, but that's it, no sign of her dying!!! Slaying the giant was very lazy writing. Couple of rocks hits the giant in the face, killing her. The rocks they threw were pebble size compared to the giant's head. Pathetic.
Overall, AVOID this movie. Even if you're a hard core Disney fan, AVOID THE MOVIE. Mediocre acting, lame songs, clearly unwatchable. Meryl Streep did her best on this film to make it look presentable, but her awesome talent couldn't save this failure of a film.