The Stolen Musicians Musicians all over Britain are going missing. In some cases, whole orchestras have disappeared.
The Goodies are determined to get to the bottom of it. Graeme has an idea, they will become musicians.
Only no one turns up to see them perform. The plan is successful though, they too are abducted.
The mastermind of this dastardly scheme is The Music Master (Henry McGee.) He wants to own all the music in the world and make money from releasing it all. He is a loony.
He has them all in little cells, even The Beatles but they are too busy arguing than actually making new music.
Now the Goodies have to write a hit song, but it is to make sure everyone escapes, apart from Cilla Black that is. Bill finds her too loud.
There are plenty of barbs against Rolf Harris, a small disc that is his greatest hits record, it has no songs. I wonder if Rolf once tried to get Bill to play with his didgeridoo.
Cilla Black makes a vocal only appearance. McGee once again shows he is a master of light comedy.