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Garbage... Where in the (pardon the pun) HELL was Jason in this movie? A little bit at the start chasing a good looking girl in the woods, then at the end.. What did i watch the rest of the time?? Even when you see Jason he looks horrible.. a weird bulbous head? What happened to him from the last movie? The worst Friday the 13th film EVER!...honestly i don't even like to consider it part of the franchise.. The only part entertaining at all was Freddy's gloved hand reaching from the ground to grab Jason's hockey mask. Epic!! Setting up the WWE style grudge match(?) between Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees! If you must watch this just fast forward to the very end..right before the credits..

Kevin James delivers as only he can! The reigning "big man" of comedy shows off his slimmer physique and pretty impressive MMA skills as the teacher turned fighter.. I laughed at parts but being a "King of Queens" fan i guess i wanted more(no Leah Remni or Jerry Stiller?).. still think James is super talented actor and very funny... kudos to "The Fonz" Henry Winkler and UFC great-turned actor Bas Rutten who both give great supporting roles...and Salma Hayek...well she isn't bad to look at..her acting...eh..a comedic Rocky-esque motion picture that everyone can enjoy! If you are a Kevin James fan this won't disappoint. good family film!!

Very interesting film about NASCAR driver Tim Richmond.. I really had never heard of the man but being a fellow Ohio native i had to check it out.. Such a short, tragic life.. He died so young and this special really shows a small taste of what he might have become had he curbed his reckless ways.. Really one of the first high-profile AIDS cases, especially a heterosexual contracting the disease .. What's really lost a bit in this story is all the lives this man destroyed by continuing to have unprotected sex with many women knowing he had AIDS... AIDS can effect everyone..even someone who considered himself to be invincible.. His carefree ways made him a star on the race track but those same careless ways in his personal life cost him his life..

i know..i watched a movie with 2 of my least favorite stars.. Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher..and i wasn't even drinking! Something about her i can't state what makes her movies crap.. she just either isn't believable or likable or both! She again in this movie is o.k.. Ashton Kutcher is his typical douche bag self..nothing special.. If i had to pick something good out of this craptastic film it was Tom Selleck as Heigl's father.. Reminded me of his "Magnum P.I." days. Katherine Heigl i don't think was destined to be a movie star.. She should stick to television or at least work with a stronger actor in the lead role.. i say all this but it wasn't the worst movie i have seen.. maybe she will get better...who knows?

I can't believe this won ANY awards let alone all it did for being best documentary film.. Timothy Treadwell had a death wish and what really upset me is hearing people compare him to Steve Irwin, the legendary Crocodile Hunter, who i was very fond of.. Treadwell may have been a grizzly bear enthusiast, and activist but he had this weird behavior.. My example is when he comes across a pile of bear poop..he seems almost orgasmic saying things like "this came from her body"...duh! Now i had seen Steve Irwin do something similar when coming across animal poop but as he excitingly dug through it with his hands he pointed out things the animal had eaten and explained its digestive system a bit.. Not warming his hands by the heat of some fresh poop..Timothy Treadwell wanted his death by bear to be on film and his "legacy",this i felt tarnished any good he ever did. sadly i have heard the attack came on so sudden he didn't have time to remove the lens cover so an audio recording of him being eaten was all. Sad indeed for anyone who watched this freak who got what he wanted and deserved.. Grizzly bears can't be your personal teddy bears...lesson learned..

God AWFUL!! THE WORST Nightmare is the more appropriate title.. Look i love Freddy Krueger but even for a fan like myself it's hard to find anything good about this movie.. The horrible jokes, one-liners, puns.. JUST STOP!! I remember Freddy being scary.. seriously is Freddy saying such things as "No screaming while the bus is in motion", or the "I'll get you my pretty and your little soul too" as he rides a freakin' broom!! Or the worst.. the whole "power glove" scene.. "beat my high score".. i cringe just thinking about it.. Robert Englund didn't deserve this.. the Freddy makeup is crap.. more like a creepy old man than a horribly disfigured burn victim.. I was so ticked off after seeing this at the theater.. WHY?? Why cameos from Roseanne and Tom Arnold?? I personally don't think the franchise, despite 3 other Freddy films (Freddy vs Jason included) will ever recover and be SCARY again!!

Yuck!! Where do i begin? Besides the atrocious acting, the story is pretty weak as well.. Let me mention my "favorite" scenes... OK first off the group of bounty hunters capture a man wanted by the mob where the bounty is $100,000.. not bad, yet mob boss wants the guy dead and is willing to pay $1,000,000...got that? OK so they say no deal...you know because they have moral...blah blah..anyway Trish gets hit by a car and sent to hospital.. She then isn't seen in the movie for about 15 minutes! When we do see her again she is in a ambulance which also has the baddies(1 bad-guy driving, 1 bad-girl in back)..Funny thing is she has no broken bones, bruises, cuts, etc...and she is in her hospital gown yet has on bra and big panties(my wife caught this..i swear to god!).. OK she has a fight..pretty vicious punches and kicks to each others faces, somehow neither girl has a scratch..weird..OK bad girl "wins" and is able to give Trish a shot of some sort to make her fall asleep.. when we see her again the baddies have changed her clothes into a school girl outfit(she wore this earlier..it isn't the same school girl outfit in WWE...not a very sexy outfit here) complete with leggings and knee-high boots! More fighting between all the baddies and bounty hunters..no blood or scratches of any sort.. the one guy is "beat" so bad they say he may bleed to death... Bleed from where?? His butt hole?? no visible blood, bruises, etc..OK and the finale... Big Spoiler....... shootout time.. bounty hunters let wanted man who they refused to give to mob for $1 million because of ethics get killed(they had given him a gun filled with blanks to defend himself!), they then kill the mob boss and walk away with the million dollars! How messed up is that? This is one of the worst action films i have seen..The action/fight scenes actually weren't horrible but very unrealistic.. If you miss seeing Trish that much watch her WWE DVD "Trish Stratus - 100% Stratusfaction Guaranteed" again and thank me later...

OK... i had heard things about this movie and after starting a Netflix streaming subscription i had to check it out! I must say very original! Now days it seems the horror genre has become remakes or PG-13 crap.. So i can appreciate some original stuff.. Cast, lets face it, is horrible. Dieter Laser as the doctor was pretty creepy.. Ashley C. Williams(the prettier of the 2 American girls, IMO) who plays the horrible part of the middle of the "Human Centipede" .. Got to give her props..i mean the 3 people in the Centipede had it rough but miss Ashley had to shoot a big portion of the movie with her face attached to some dude's butt(OK not in real life..but really, really close to it) and have some chicks face attached to her own! And the Oscar goes to... I hope her career continues and one day she gets to play the front of the centipede! Anyway, weird and gross "The Human Centipede" is original and besides the ending( girl on end gets sick and dies, guy up front kills himself, the doc engages in a shootout with 2 detectives leaving all three men dead.) which has poor Lindsay(Ashley C. Williams) attached to 2 dead people and really no way out of a prison-like homemade hospital is a pretty good film which I'm pretty sure you haven't seen anything like before!

well, well, well...all the heroes of yesterday in one movie? it is amazing how 80's action doesn't really hold up today.. Don't get me wrong i enjoyed seeing Sly, Arnold, Bruce, JCVD, etc.. in one movie but it played out like a 80's action flick.. lots of guns, plenty of explosions, puns a plenty but not much acting.. I thought JCVD did a good job playing the bad guy and i think Scott Adkins was pretty good as his trusty sidekick but overall...i don't know.. i probably would have like to see more hand to hand fighting like the battles between Adkins vs Statham and Sly vs JCVD, still i had a good time and this was a guy movie..maybe an 80's guy movie but none the less... Hey Chuck Norris is in his 70's!!

What can i say.. a sequel that should never have been.. The acting was horrible. Look, when i know i could do a better job acting you need to find better actors. Daniel Stern...what happened to you? The house was totally different..maybe they moved..into a house with a "clinker" of a furnace? I remember the classic Ralphie had those piercing blue eyes.. Hell even when you see Peter Billingsley, grown up in his cameo in Elf, you are like "I know that guy". Just a horrible movie.. so many bad parts..the worst has to be where it looks like Ralphie is having a orgasm as he plays the cymbals as he thinks about some chicks hair.. pass on this crap-fest at all cost.. a local Christmas play will be more enjoyable..

T & A, blood and gore, did i mention T & A? And not much more.. This movie i guess felt like there wasn't enough T&A in movies nowadays so they went all out with it and the blood and gore. The acting? WOW...horrible.. Jerry O'Connell..holy crap was he BAD.. and i mean BAD as in some of the worst acting ever in a motion picture! I feel horrible for Elisabeth Shue..she really tried to make the best of it and even with all the naked ladies she was one of the more attractive women in the movie despite being older and fully clothed.. don't judge her acting by this stinker!..even though she was by far the best.. Ving Rhames doesn't turn down any script.. ..being a Jaws fan i can appreciate the Jaws-esque underwater shots but other than some attractive ladies naked making out underwater (apparently they need no oxygen..) what i can imagine as the first ever 3-D penis effect(thankfully i didn't watch this in a movie theater), and tons of random nudity and blood, this movie is a waste of your time.."Show me the way to go home.." indeed...

yuck...one of the worst movies you will ever see.. i stopped watching this halfway through.. horrible acting.. Kurt Angle is the worst! He does have a really funny sex scene although i don't think it is supposed to be funny.. Really bad film.. Don't judge all wrestlers and their acting ability by Mr. Angle's here.. I would dare say Hulk Hogan is a much better actor! Stick to wrestling and drinking Kurt, because this isn't worth anyone's time.. I would like to try and say the story was bad but i couldn't tell you what it was about.. Just avoid this at all costs.. You can find better things to watch on your local cable station!

The first summer blockbuster still delivers after 35 plus years! Acting is top-notch.. Robert Shaw still remains my favorite as the doomed shark hunter Quint.. His speech about the USS Indianapolis, and of course his final encounter with the great white shark are two of my favorite moments in all of the movies i have seen.. I also like when Quint utters the line "Stop playing with yourself Hooper" to Richard Dreyfuss character as he plays a game of what looks like solitaire. Blu-ray version only enhances this gem of a film.. The shark is missing a lot during this picture because of technical flaws but when it appears it is usually in a big way!!

Out of all the classic monster films this one may very well be the best.. Acting has some real stellar performances.. Colin Clive is perfect as the mad doctor..for me he really moves this picture along.. Of course Boris Karloff is terrific in most everything he did in his career but really what set him apart in this? He just kinda stumbled around and moaned.. Still Karloff is and will forever be remembered as one of the greatest horror icons! If truth be told the REAL star of the film is makeup artist Jack Pierce.. WOW!! And by that i mean a WOW by today's standards..no BS CGI crap here!! And when you take in that this movie was made in 1931?? Jack Pierce's brilliant monster makeup cements him as one of the, if not THE, greatest makeup artists that ever lived!!