TheOneThatYouWanted Reviews (1,005)

Critters Attack! (2019 TV Movie)

Lame.

[1/10 · 25 January 2024]

So bad it doesn't even deserve a review.

Is this movie worth watching? Hell no.

How was the plot? Basic.

Was the budget enough? No but the plot is awful.

What is this movie saying about our world? Nothing.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Pissed off.

What did this movie make me feel? Mad.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? None.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Thoughts of better movies.

What themes are present in this movie? None.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To get mad.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Nothing.

What does it make me think about? The original movies.

The Fog (1980)

Boring.

[3/10 · 25 January 2024]

John Carpenter is usually excellent but this is a letdown with nothing happening for over an hour at least.

Is this movie worth watching? No.

How was the plot? Hardly there.

Was the budget enough? I guess.

What is this movie saying about our world? Not much.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawn.

What did this movie make me feel? Sleepy.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Sleep.

What themes are present in this movie? Pirate's life.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To sleep.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Nothing.

What does it make me think about? Sleeping.

Blonde (2022)

Where is JFK?

[5/10 · 25 January 2024]

Strange how this film ignores a lot of the major events in her life. I think it was just Netflix trying to save money. What's her name did a great job.

Is this movie worth watching? No.

How was the plot? A bio.

Was the budget enough? Never enough with Netflix.

What is this movie saying about our world? It is a sick place.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Boredom.

What did this movie make me feel? A mix.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Nothing.

What themes are present in this movie? A bunch.

Why would someone want to watch this film? For nothing.

What does it make me think about? Blondes.

Cold Turkey (1971)

Good idea, bad movie.

[5/10 · 25 January 2024]

Yeah, the director hurt this movie. This is a skip.

Is this movie worth watching? No.

How was the plot? A mess. A hot mess.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? Meh.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Sleepy.

What did this movie make me feel? Like not smoking.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Sleep.

What themes are present in this movie? A human one.

Why would someone want to watch this film? For the lead.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? A lot.

What does it make me think about? Some stuff here and there.

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Not the same.

[4/10 · 25 January 2024]

The first Panther movie is one of the best marvel movies. This is lacking because of a untimely death. I have nothing against a female lead but promoting a side character did not do the trick. Black Panther's ex would have been a better choice because she is a great actress.

Is this movie worth watching? No.

How was the plot? Lame.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? Greed.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Disappointed.

What did this movie make me feel? Like watching nothing.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? None.

Barbarian (2022)

A creepy little treat.

[8/10 · 24 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? If you like horror.

How was the plot? Mixed but fun.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? The truth about small towns.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Happiness.

What did this movie make me feel? Afraid.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? The actor.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? About this being real.

What themes are present in this movie? Madness.

Why would someone want to watch this film? For a good time.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Beware.

What does it make me think about? Running away.

Up Against the Wall (1991)

Good moral story.

[9/10 · 24 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? Yes but it is dated.

How was the plot? Good enough.

Was the budget enough? Not really.

What is this movie saying about our world? The truth.

What is your emotional response to this movie? A mix.

What did this movie make me feel? Like being a better person.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? The end.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Hope.

What themes are present in this movie? Drugs and etc.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To feel better.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? A ton.

What does it make me think about? Looking for the best in people.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

Brilliant.

[10/10 · 24 January 2024]

This is a classic for a reason. I am so glad I took the chance and watched it. I can not recommend this film enough.

Is this movie worth watching? Big yes.

How was the plot? Excellent and fast.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? A lot.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Joy.

What did this movie make me feel? Electric.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? The town towards the end.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Too many.

What does it make me think about? Makes me think about watching it again soon.

Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021 Video)

Wasted.

[3/10 · 24 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? Not really.

How was the plot? It was a mess and wasted.

Was the budget enough? Yes, the animation was excellent.

What is this movie saying about our world? Nothing.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Change the channel.

What did this movie make me feel? Bored.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? None.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Sleep.

What themes are present in this movie? No idea.

Why would someone want to watch this film? Because they are fans.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Greed.

What does it make me think about? No idea.

Don't Worry Darling (I) (2022)

Meh

[5/10 · 24 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? Kinda

How was the plot? Wasted.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? Nothing.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Sleep.

What did this movie make me feel? Bored.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? Not at all.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Nothing.

What themes are present in this movie? Marriage.

Why would someone want to watch this film? For the look.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Not much.

What does it make me think about? People watching.

The Professionals (1966)

Not bad.

[7/10 · 21 January 2024]

Overrated but worth a watch.

Is this movie worth watching? Yes.

How was the plot? Good enough.

Was the budget enough? Good to go.

What is this movie saying about our world? Ride on.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Mixed.

What did this movie make me feel? Yippee!

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? The ending.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Not much.

What themes are present in this movie? Cowboys.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To see action.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? No idea.

What does it make me think about? Meh.

Pinocchio (2022)

Huge letdown

[3/10 · 21 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? No.

How was the plot? So-so.

Was the budget enough? Looks like it.

What is this movie saying about our world? Cash, cash and cash me out.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawn.

What did this movie make me feel? Sleepy.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Nothing.

What themes are present in this movie? No many.

Why would someone want to watch this film? Because they like the original.

What is one good or cool thing I could say about this movie to someone else? The Fx were okay.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Nothing.

What does it make me think about? Not much.

Andor (2022– )

Star Wars for smart people

[9/10 · 21 January 2024]

What can I say that the current ranks is not leading you to believe - far from much. Just to watch it but just be warned, this might make you hate other Star Wars series after because this series has a great plot as well as good action and all the other stuff. Just to watch it already!

Is this show worth watching? Yes!

How was the plot? Excellent!

Was the budget enough? Yes and no.

What is this movie saying about our world? A lot.

What is your emotional response to this movie? A mix.

What did this movie make me feel? Good.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? Too many to list.

Triangle of Sadness (2022)

Starts off slow but gets better and more!

[8/10 · 21 January 2024]

RIP Ms Dean, you did a great job and your death seems untimely especially considering the subject matter of this film.

Is this movie worth watching? A big yes!

How was the plot? Awesome. Thought provoking.

Was the budget enough? Yes it was.

What is this movie saying about our world? The truth!

What is your emotional response to this movie? Just pondering the insanity.

What did this movie make me feel? Like watching it again in a few years.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Too many to list.

What themes are present in this movie? Greed and others.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To think.

What does it make me think about? Rich people.

Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

Not awful.

[7/10 · 21 January 2024]

This movie is better than the current ranking. Worth a watch.

Is this movie worth watching? Yes, if you watched the first.

How was the plot? Funny.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? Lol.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Laughing.

What did this movie make me feel? Like watching another comedy. Smile.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? The dancing.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? A smile.

What themes are present in this movie? Death.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To laugh.

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Funny.

[8/10 · 21 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? Yes.

How was the plot? Funny.

Was the budget enough? Totally.

What is this movie saying about our world? Run.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Lol

What did this movie make me feel? Good.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Laughing.

What themes are present in this movie? Death..

Why would someone want to watch this film? To laugh.

What is one good or cool thing I could say about this movie to someone else? It is funny.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Time is short.

What does it make me think about? Watching part 2.

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022 TV Special)

Meh.

[4/10 · 14 January 2024]

Is this movie worth watching? Not really.

How was the plot? Forgettable.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? Cash grab.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawn.

What did this movie make me feel? Nothing much.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? None of them.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Sleep.

What themes are present in this movie? Colors.

Why would someone want to watch this film? Because they are a fan.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Nothing.

What does it make me think about? Action needed.

The Star Chamber (1983)

Just boring.

[2/10 · 14 January 2024]

This movie is a waste of time.

Is this movie worth watching? Heck no.

How was the plot? Boring and slow.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? No idea.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawning.

What did this movie make me feel? Sleepy.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? Run to bed.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Changing the channel.

What themes are present in this movie? Nothing.

Why would someone want to watch this film? No idea.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? Nothing.

Spirited (2022)

Fun.

[7/10 · 3 January 2024]

Starts off great but slows down. Smart idea for a movie!

Is this movie worth watching? Yes, during the holidays.

How was the plot? Smart at the start but gets lame later on.

Was the budget enough? Yes. Apple TV did it well.

What is this movie saying about our world? Not sure.

What is your emotional response to this movie? I was happy at times.

What did this movie make me feel? Okay at times.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Cookies.

What themes are present in this movie? Xmas stuff.

Why would someone want to watch this film? To get in the holiday mood.

What does this movie have to say about the big story we are in? We are tools.

What does it make me think about? Cookies again.

The Old Way (2023)

Average to okay

[6/10 · 3 January 2024]

A smaller kind of movie. The bad guys are too weak and bring the film down.

Is this movie worth watching? Maybe. If you like Westerns.

How was the plot? Basic.

Was the budget enough? Not really.

What is this movie saying about our world? Nothing.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawn

What did this movie make me feel? Sleepy

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? None of the above.

What themes are present in this movie? I forgot!

Why would someone want to watch this film? For cowboy stuff.

What does it make me think about? Nothing much.

Plane (2023)

Just boring

[2/10 · 3 January 2024]

A foreseeable but forgettable film.

Is this movie worth watching? No. It is boring.

How was the plot? By the books.

Was the budget enough? Not really.

What is this movie saying about our world? Movies are cheap.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yawn.

What did this movie make me feel? Change the channel!

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? No one and nothing.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Skip it and change the channel for the love of...

What themes are present in this movie? Lame.

Why would someone want to watch this film? Don't watch it.

Black Adam (2022)

Actually good

[8/10 · 3 January 2024]

I wish I watched this sooner, like most I am sick of DC movies plus this got bad reviews so I'm shocked it is actually worth watching! The only weak part is the generic villain, but it is a DC movie after all.

Is this movie worth watching? Yeah, you'll like it.

How was the plot? So so.

Was the budget enough? Yes.

What is this movie saying about our world? We like action.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Meh.

What did this movie make me feel? So so.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? Some stuff here and there.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Miami vice.

The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM (2022)

Shame on you!

[1/10 · 3 January 2024]

So a man died and you pump out all this stuff just to make him look like a whatever. I mean, have you no shame? The man was murdered and even if you don't think he was murdered and think he died of nature causes, the man has a family and shouldn't have to put up with this. He is a human! Has respect for his loved ones.

Anyhow, within the first 10 minutes you can tell this is a cash grab, cheap wannabe documentary. I mean, most the videos on YouTube look like they have a better budget than this thing. Why do people think everything is a conspiracy theory now? Why and what is wrong with people? RIP, George.

Gallagher: The Maddest (1983 TV Special)

It was fun

[7/10 · 3 January 2024]

No idea why I watched this.

Is this movie worth watching? Yeah, sure why not?

How was the plot? A comedian smashing things.

Was the budget enough? Lol

What is this movie saying about our world? The old times were awesome.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Laughing from time to time.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? Oh the madness..

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? A smile.

What themes are present in this movie? Crazy man!

Why would someone want to watch this film? To kill time.

What is one good or cool thing I could say about this movie to someone else? Funny.

Starship Troopers (1997)

So good.

[10/10 · 3 January 2024]

This movie is a classic and I highly recommend this gem.

Is this movie worth watching? Yes, sir.

How was the plot? Bugs and ships.

Was the budget enough? Yes, yes, yes!

What is this movie saying about our world? War is hell.

What is your emotional response to this movie? Yelling.

What did this movie make me feel? Action stomping.

What moments, character, or ideas resonated with me while watching this movie? All of the above.

What thoughts does this movie spark in me? Jumping.

What themes are present in this movie? Every theme.

Why would someone want to watch this film? For a good time.