I have a new rule to propose. There should never be another episode of Doctor Who where the Daleks don't kill anyone. Because when the Daleks don't manage to kill anyone - when all they do is stand around, shriek and act like idiots - their credibility goes right out the window. I mean really, how lame were they in this episode?
Watch out, spoilers below. So...
- The Daleks can't penetrate Davros' forcefield. Lame.
- The Daleks thought they killed Missy and Clara last week, but instead, their victims simply teleported about 500 yards away. And despite all their advanced technology, the Daleks didn't detect this. (Note, by the way, that Missy and Clara's "deaths" were about the 405th and 406th false deaths in New Who history, respectively.)
- The Daleks thought they blew up the TARDIS last week, but they didn't. The TARDIS shifted into Hostile Action Displacement mode, a safety feature that I believe all TARDISes have. Despite having fought an extensive Time War with the Time Lords, the Daleks somehow don't know about this.
- Despite the fact that the Daleks can fly, they are ambushed and killed by sludge from their own sewer system. Guys...just...fly to safety. A bunch of you are already flying over the city in those three CGI shots, anyway.
Here are a few more problems I had with this episode, that have less to do with Dalek lameness than a lack of consistency/credibility:
- Davros relies on his chair for life support, not just movement. How does he survive when the Doctor rips him out of it? And if he has a force field that repels Dalek firepower, how come it can't stop the Doctor from manhandling him?
- Daleks rely on their shells for life support, not just movement. So how can thousands of Daleks survive outside of their shells in a sludge-like state?
- The Daleks, as noted above, fought a huge Time War with the Time Lords. Yet somehow, they have never had access to Regeneration Energy before this episode. That's...daft. Did they never take a Time Lord prisoner before? And speaking of Regeneration Energy, how exactly does it make the Daleks more powerful? We see their domes shine for half a second, and that's it. Yeah, Moffat, don't bother to explain the plot or anything.
- My final bullet point: how did the Doctor guess what Davros' plan was going to be, in advance? Really, how did he know? In "Remembrance of the Daleks," the 7th Doctor sets an elaborate trap for Davros. Here, the 12th Doctor seems to clairvoyantly know what Davros is planning in advance. There's a difference, and it's the difference between good writing and lazy writing.
My overall point is...nothing that happens in this episode makes sense. Like a lot of New Who writing, it feels like a first draft, overstuffed with "cool" ideas that don't necessarily make any sense when considered in the context of the show as a whole. And at times, my gosh, it all plays like self parody. All of Missy's lines about the "pointy stick," and her jabbing Davros in the eye, are just two examples of the show not taking itself seriously at all. Poking in the eye is Three Stooges territory, guys; you were only missing the comedy sound effect.
Still, I shouldn't complain too much. At least I got to see the Dalek corridor from the 1963 William Hartnell episode, lovingly recreated here (though not used to its best, claustrophobic effect). And hey, I got to see Skaro again, my favorite planet in Doctor Who. It didn't have a cool petrified forest, like in 1963, or a cool lake full of mutations. But at least it had some sludge and some dumb Daleks and Davros, played by a good actor with bad lines.
These days, I have to take what I can get with Doctor Who.