As barren as a sand dune... Late to the party on this one, but given the low to no interest in watching this movie, this is when I was able to find the discount bin price for renting/streaming it and actually seeing it.
The good news is that "Dune" (2021) isn't as bad as "Blade Runner 2049" a movie turd I thoroughly detest and still consider akin to cinematic sacrilege. A movie which signalled that Denis Villeneuve's career, usually a competent and even skilled director, was on the skids. His best movie to date, for me anyways, remains "Sicario". Let's just say that "Dune", in my opinion, doesn't do him any favours either.
Is "Dune" a really awful or thoroughly bad movie? No. Is it completely boring? No. But that is where the positives end. I found "Dune" to be an average to below average film at best. One of those flicks that you watch once because you have nothing better to do and have almost three hours to spare in an afternoon or evening, when the weather outside is bad or your plans for the day fell through for whatever reason.
There is nothing remarkable in "Dune", for me anyways. The directing, writing, special effects, visuals, sets, score, costuming, were all...very forgettable. Which is something that transfers over to the cast as well. Was someone particularly annoying or especially terrible in their role? No. They were all just uniformly bland, mechanically delivering their lines and emoting as they were expected to. For the same reason no one's screen presence or performance stands out either.
A few words aside in the department of blandness for Timothy Chálamet and Zendaya (FYI she is not long enough in this movie to do any real damage). Both Chálamet and Zendaya feel, look and sound, when on screen, about as bland and unremarkable as possible. They seem more like artificial constructs of search algorithms, social media platforms, expensive PR teams and even more expensive ads, than real people, actual individuals with personality traits, quirks and behaviours that would mark them as unique or stand outs. Now, that is not something necessarily new, but it seems to become something more prevalent in this age of technology. People (in all spheres of life) are more and more resembling artificial avatars rather than flesh and blood humans. I think there are better and more talented actors outhere that could be cast in roles like these than Chálamet or Zendaya, or whatever else is flavour of the moment at a given point in time.
To note, because I didn't see this movie in a theatre some scenes, parts or aspects of it may perhaps not have felt as annoying, overwhelming or distracting as it it did for some of those who did watch it on a large screen or some specialty format. Also, going in I had a general but very superficial understanding of the "Dune" world, lore and mythology as well as a vague, cursory knowledge of the books outline (I never read or could get into Frank Herbert's original novel or the rest of the books in the saga). I also saw David Lynch's 1984 version (pure 1980s schlock) and the two SyFy miniseries done in the early 2000s (which were better in terms of content than this movie). If you are a newbie to the "Dune" universe you may feel completely lost and confused.
So there you have it. "Dune" an unremarkable, forgettable, average to below average movie, about which the best thing I can say is that I saw it. I know this is only the first part of a two or even three part adaptation...but frankly I am not sure I am interested in watching any further...