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Great performances by all but Gaga! Some of the WORST acting I've seen in any recent movies. Her fake accent is TERRIBLE, she sounds Russian through the entire film! Plus she's trying way to hard with her overly flamboyant body and facial expressions. I was trying to enjoy the story, and was genuinely interested in the plot, but Gaga just kept pulling me out of the experience with her godawful acting. For some reason the movie kept going back to her character (who was a psycho, witch-crafting LOSER) instead of the characters that the film was named after! I don't understand the rave reviews for her in this film. She's an excellent singer, but just like J-lo she's just NOT a good actor. Don't quit your day job Gaga, and for those rave-reviewers: get your head outta her ass, and please stop blindly praising someone's performance based off of her achievements in a completely different field of entertainment! Just reference the decades of stellar performances by real actors instead of going into a film with rose-colored glasses just because you like someone's singing. It's the reason why this movie was ruined by a star singer, instead of the role being cast to a real actress.

Of the vast porn out there, this has to be the best acting and writing fused with pornography and quality (sets/costumes) I've ever seen. I usually don't write reviews for porn, but this one really deserves some attention. It exquisitely captures the nature of the old Adam West Batman series. I came across it years ago, but never had watched it completely until recently; therefore, I never truly appreciated it for what it is: a masterpiece. I love how the actors really got into their roles, and most importantly: the girls seem to really be enjoying themselves (or it's just really good acting). Let me not understate how high placed is the emphasis on QUALITY in this film. 5/5 stars doesn't do justice to the amount of attention to detail for a porn flick. Don't sleep on this one. Share it with the wife!