chinablix

I got through half this movie, that is billed as a horror/comedy and found no redeeming quality whatsoever. It was boring, unfunny, and predictable. Now, maybe I should have watched the whole thing, but I gave it half way and figured I was wasting my time. Can anyone tell me why I should watch the second half? And no, it has nothing to do with the two women being lesbians, I could care less, but everything to do with the movie stunk.

Bad acting, mediocre plot, pre first star wars special affects, just an over all waste of time. What I can not believe, is investors put money into this. There are some movies that if I was involved in, I'd say, please, do not put my real name in the credits. This is one of them. If only the acting was good, maybe impossible considering the writing helped stink up the movie. The only saving grace is I saw it at a friends house, his popcorn was not bad, so it was bearable, barely.

I wonder if things like this have any baring on the predicted 9.3 quake that a sooth sayer says is going to happen May 29 (tomorrow). I even have it circled on my calendar as the day to kiss your backside goodbye (hahaha)

The director, grade f The cinematography grade d+ The story grade b The acting a big fat f

The story was good, my problem is the acting was terrible. It is like, the budget was so low that they had to do everything in no more then two takes.

I can only imagine the director, if he was worth anything he must be embarrassed by what he tried to put together, because like I said, I think this was so low budget that he had no choice.

The story line was a little confusing, but I managed to get through it only because I pretty much knew what the outcomes would be. very predictable.

If I was to teach a movie class, this would be one to show how a good story is made bad with bad acting, bad directing and way under budgeted.

I am currently watching this movie and within 10 minutes I realized what I was watching was one of those typical badly written and terribly acted rapture movies. It's as if the budget only allowed a maximum of three takes per scene. There is nothing and I mean nothing that is memorable about this movie.

What I can not believe is the actors such as Nicholas Cage, Lea Thompson and others lent their names to this idiotic piece of trash.

It's not that it is a religious movie, it's that every one of these types of movies, that have the potential to be extremely good because of the subject matter are really stupid.

If I could, I would give this a minus ten.