Cobra_77
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Ami the mother has a criminal history of welfare fraud in her past before her Alaska TV role. When Disney creates a TV show about squatters, they become "Naturalists" even though the are just criminals if they were in a big city.
Here they invade Alaska and destroy all of the places they go to, crap in the woods, pee in the streams, kill whatever trusts them, etc.
They pretend to be religious and trust in god, but the fact is that they are just incredibly ignorant and are winging it as long as they get money from Disney.
When their show gets canceled, and the destruction of nature and habitats end, they are just walking away with their cash, and nature has to take it on the chin again.
Here they invade Alaska and destroy all of the places they go to, crap in the woods, pee in the streams, kill whatever trusts them, etc.
They pretend to be religious and trust in god, but the fact is that they are just incredibly ignorant and are winging it as long as they get money from Disney.
When their show gets canceled, and the destruction of nature and habitats end, they are just walking away with their cash, and nature has to take it on the chin again.
A CSX train crashed into a Pennsylvania town, killing 60 people, plus more died later from the toxic chemicals.
The townspeople won a lawsuit forcing CSX to spend $261 million cleaning up the town and the chemicals, which CSX never did. Apparently their lawyers, who would want to collect the 33% contingency fee on the $261 million Judgment, just gave up and forgot about it.
Years later, a small group of about five townies wants "revenge for the injustice done to them" by the evil corporation.
A train engineer and a systems railway tech worker are murdered so that the "victims" can get their passcards, hijack the train, and change where it is headed.
The "victims" want to crash the train into the CSX headquarters where thousands of employees will be killed due to toxic chemicals which just got to their railyard. It is "the perfect revenge."
Zeeko Zacko just happens to be on the train, taking his ultra flake girlfriend to Niagara Falls for his vacation.
While the "victims" are standing next to him with their guns pointed at all the other passengers, Zeeko and his girflriend have a big discussion about what they are going to do to take back the train, and the risks if anyone finds out he is an FBI agent.
The usual incompetent FBI moment comes when Zeeko attacks the armed "victims," and beats them up, but in the melee his girlfriend gets shot.
Zeeko immediately gets histerical because "It's my girlfriend, and I love her." So he turns his back on everyone to tell her she needs to stop bleeding. The "victims" all get their guns back and take back the train, and take Zeeko prisoner.
Zeeko gets tied up, like in "The Perils of Pauline" and the "victims" discuss how their plan is working out. Zeeko tells them that so far they have killed two people. Hundreds or thousands more are going to die.
The only minority in the "victims" group complains that he did not want to kill anyone, so the mean old lady immediately puts three in his chest.
It gets really goofy from there, when the old lady takes over the engineer's room, and locks her fellow "victims" out, because she never wanted the money, she just wants to kill everyone at CSX headquarters.
Zeeko gets everyone off the train, and magically finds a heart defibrillator, and shorts out the electricity to the whole train, saving thousands.
As the "victims" are being arrested, the FBI cast members point out that the "victims" just wanted justice against the evil white corporation.
The uplifting message is that the killers are not bad people. They killed a few innocent victims in order to do the right thing.
The townspeople won a lawsuit forcing CSX to spend $261 million cleaning up the town and the chemicals, which CSX never did. Apparently their lawyers, who would want to collect the 33% contingency fee on the $261 million Judgment, just gave up and forgot about it.
Years later, a small group of about five townies wants "revenge for the injustice done to them" by the evil corporation.
A train engineer and a systems railway tech worker are murdered so that the "victims" can get their passcards, hijack the train, and change where it is headed.
The "victims" want to crash the train into the CSX headquarters where thousands of employees will be killed due to toxic chemicals which just got to their railyard. It is "the perfect revenge."
Zeeko Zacko just happens to be on the train, taking his ultra flake girlfriend to Niagara Falls for his vacation.
While the "victims" are standing next to him with their guns pointed at all the other passengers, Zeeko and his girflriend have a big discussion about what they are going to do to take back the train, and the risks if anyone finds out he is an FBI agent.
The usual incompetent FBI moment comes when Zeeko attacks the armed "victims," and beats them up, but in the melee his girlfriend gets shot.
Zeeko immediately gets histerical because "It's my girlfriend, and I love her." So he turns his back on everyone to tell her she needs to stop bleeding. The "victims" all get their guns back and take back the train, and take Zeeko prisoner.
Zeeko gets tied up, like in "The Perils of Pauline" and the "victims" discuss how their plan is working out. Zeeko tells them that so far they have killed two people. Hundreds or thousands more are going to die.
The only minority in the "victims" group complains that he did not want to kill anyone, so the mean old lady immediately puts three in his chest.
It gets really goofy from there, when the old lady takes over the engineer's room, and locks her fellow "victims" out, because she never wanted the money, she just wants to kill everyone at CSX headquarters.
Zeeko gets everyone off the train, and magically finds a heart defibrillator, and shorts out the electricity to the whole train, saving thousands.
As the "victims" are being arrested, the FBI cast members point out that the "victims" just wanted justice against the evil white corporation.
The uplifting message is that the killers are not bad people. They killed a few innocent victims in order to do the right thing.
Lurch (zombie faced Kris Marshal) goes to interview a guy and starts playing with his toy cannon and shoots a plug around the house breaking an ornament on their Christmas tree.
Later, the Chief Detective is goofing around more at another person's house and breaks some other decoration. That is what passes for cute on this show.
His wife is obsessed with having foster children because she is fallow, and spends half the episode with a big grin on her face as she chases around her foster kid who wants nothing to do with her.
Kelby is by far the most annoying character I have seen on any TV show in at least twenty years. He is like mini-me of Kris Marshall. He is always nervous, cannot speak in sentences like any normal person.
Kelby has the hots for the Superintendant, who is about 50 years old. He is around 22. Whenever she talks to him, he stammers, lisps, shakes, etc. As he tries to respond. This is like something from the 1940s. Just so cheesy! She thinks he is a pathetic joke, and laughs about him with her friend from the Church.
The mystery in interesting enough, during the ten minutes of the show where anyone is working on it. Like often happens, the missing Virgin Mary and the fake ghost are tied together by the son in law who wants the house sold becuase he is deeply in debt.
Later, the Chief Detective is goofing around more at another person's house and breaks some other decoration. That is what passes for cute on this show.
His wife is obsessed with having foster children because she is fallow, and spends half the episode with a big grin on her face as she chases around her foster kid who wants nothing to do with her.
Kelby is by far the most annoying character I have seen on any TV show in at least twenty years. He is like mini-me of Kris Marshall. He is always nervous, cannot speak in sentences like any normal person.
Kelby has the hots for the Superintendant, who is about 50 years old. He is around 22. Whenever she talks to him, he stammers, lisps, shakes, etc. As he tries to respond. This is like something from the 1940s. Just so cheesy! She thinks he is a pathetic joke, and laughs about him with her friend from the Church.
The mystery in interesting enough, during the ten minutes of the show where anyone is working on it. Like often happens, the missing Virgin Mary and the fake ghost are tied together by the son in law who wants the house sold becuase he is deeply in debt.