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This was about two-thirds of a mediocre but acceptable movie. Unfortunately, the last half hour or so ruined it completely.

There were several nonsensical scenes. One in particular that made no sense was when the mother made a batch of pumpkin muffins or something, carried the pan carefully down the long basement steps, then told her son "you can come upstairs now". So then why carry the muffins down there at all?

And here's some good news for anyone watching this if your power happens to go out with a half-hour to go, just continue watching the black screen. You'll see as much as I did. Which is basically nothing, it's so dark you can't see what's happening. Both annoying and pointless.

I wasn't expecting much from this movie, and I got even less.

This is supposed to be a horror comedy, but the "horror", such as it is, is boring, and the "comedy" is completely non-existent.

Every single one of the characters is unlikeable in the extreme, which I suppose was intended as comedy, but it just comes off as tiresome.

I don't know how some people can compare this dreck to Die Hard.

The only actors I recognized were Beverly D'Angelo, who was once, a very long time ago, in REAL comedy movies, and John Leguizamo, who must be hard up for a buck to agree to make this tripe.

The kid is waaaaay too old to believe in Santa Claus. She acts like a three-year-old.

So very, very boring and very, very stupid. It's incomprehensible to me how this movie is rated as high as it is. Maybe a lot of idiotic children were mesmerized by the laughable, interminable grape crushing scene, which went on and on forever with nothing but a large number of "artsy" shots of unattractive people taking their clothes off and stomping on grapes for apparently hours on end. This movie is too boring and stupid to even be funny to a modern audience. What a useless bunch of crap made by someone who was obviously trying really hard to be edgy and artsy, and succeeded in neither and nothing. Don't waste your time.

I was expecting a "dark comedy" to have some...., I don't know...., COMEDY? In it. There was ONE funny scene in this whole series. What it does have is a whole lot of boredom. It's a disjointed, muddled, blah mess. Not much happens and the characters are either unlikeable or bland and forgettable. I was hoping to like this, but I have completely lost interest. And why does this website insist on so many characters in a review when that just leads to a bunch of meaningless repetition? Sometimes you can just say what you want to say in fewer words. And why does it insist on putting a double blue line under words for no apparent reason whatsoever?

I usually like most of the "Into the Dark" episodes, but I can recommend this one for one thing only: putting insomniacs to sleep.

Nothing happens but a lot of blah, blah, blah endless talking between two really boring people. Maybe something interesting happens eventually. I don't know, and will never know, because I couldn't stand it any more and turned it off halfway through. This is easily the worst one of the series.

I don't know why it keeps telling me this review is too short, because I see a lot of reviews that are no longer than this one. Six hundred characters is an awful lot to use to say what is a very simple truth, that this episode of Into The Dark is really not worth watching.

This movie had a good premise but ultimately fell far short of what I was expecting. Kurt Russell was good, as usual, but the story should have been a lot more interesting.

The weak link here was Mariel Hemingway. The movie really needed a much more likeable and talented actress to play the girlfriend, so that when she was abducted, we the audience would feel the panic that Kurt Russell showed in his mad dash to get to the school.

Instead, his girlfriend has been so vapid, whiny and annoying throughout that I was actively rooting for her to be an actual victim. I also was put off by those godawful eyebrows that looked like two hairy black caterpillars stuck to her face.

This is one of the very best episodes of Into The Dark. You don't quite know what's going on throughout the first part of it, but THAT'S THE POINT!

It's sad how many "reviewers" on here didn't have the brain power to "get" the ending, and so they feel the need to rush to a website to give it a low rating, because no one likes what they don't understand.

This is creepy, not mindlessly gory, and the ending pays off beautifully.

This was the best movie I've seen in many years. It's absolutely hilarious, and Kate McKinnon and Sam Heughan are superb as usual. Both the comedy and the action are non-stop. In fact, Sam Heughan would make a great James Bond.

I see that some incompetent nobody named Laura Neal wrote this trash. I suspect she has some hidden sadistic proclivities to have turned Villanelle from an assassin to a murderer of animals. This show is now unwatchable.

Putrid, nonsensical, utterly boring. I found it impossible to stay awake watching this tripe. The 10-star reviews are from the crew's friends and family, or just stupid trolls. Garbage, don't bother.

The first half hour of this movie is good if you have insomnia and want to fall asleep immediately. Bland and boring talking that goes on endlessly. The rest is just stupid garbage. None of it is worth watching. This is one of the worst movies of the year.

Yet another movie full of gratuitous scenes of dead and dying animals. And only a sadistic psychopath would find the sounds of a pig squealing in pain to be entertaining. None of the characters is worth anything. Boring and pointless.

Don't let the genres of "mystery" and "thriller" fool you. There are NO thrills here, just interminable boredom. It runs 1 hour 20 minutes, but it feels like 4 hours because nothing happens. We get to listen to someone's boring, pointless phone call to their mother, which goes on and on and on for no apparent reason other than to pad the running time. A terrible, terrible movie which should be an embarrassment to all involved.

This movie is typical overrated 70's crap. There's no horror, no thrills, no suspense. It's plodding, boring, and predicable. A lot of the acting (not Burton) is just bad. I fell asleep twice watching it and turned it off about 20 minutes before the end because I just didn't care enough about any of it to keep watching. Don't waste your time.

Complete and total garbage. Not funny, not horrific, BORING beyond belief, and the music sucks. No discernable story line and lousy acting make this unwatchable.

This movie tries so hard to be edgy and weird, but succeeds only in being boring and incomprehensible. I had to turn it off after 15 minutes of having no idea what was happening and having absolutely no interest in ever finding out. It's a shame, because the premise sounded interesting. This, however, is unwatchable.

It's a sure sign that you are a degenerate and a pathetic, mentally ill sadist who should probably be locked up immediately for the good of society. Only human garbage would get off on watching a kitten being tortured, and only human garbage would make such a film.

This episode is an unwatchable abomination and a stain on the series. It glorifies a new character who is a homicidal psychopath who should have been taken care of in her youth with a sledgehammer to the head and pretends that all men are helpless in the face of her will. The absolute WORST possible way to end one of the best series on TV.

This show is just gibberish. Rambling, incoherent, and totally reliant on nonsensical scenes that are just in it for the shock value, but have nothing to do with anything. I don't think I've ever seen a show that's just so stupid.

I can see that the majority of the budget for this steaming pile was spent on paying reviewers to give it a good rating.

The first hour of this crapfest has NO drama, NO adventure, and NO horror. Just blah, blah, blah, talk, talk, talk. If you decide to waste 2 hours of your life and watch this, you'd better watch it with someone so you can take turns waking each other up.

Pure garbage. Watch paint dry instead, it'll be much more interesting.

First of all, the positive reviews here have been bought and paid for. Or they are all written by the cast and crew under pseudonyms. There are not enough words in the English language to adequately describe the putridness of this movie.

The plot summary is this: a group of unattractive, unlikeable, unappealing environmental criminals slosh around unintelligibly in complete darkness for an hour and a half, until the credits mercifully roll and the torture is at an end.

I don't know what this is, but it isn't "The ABC Murders". And that's not Hercule Poirot either. Whatever small-time screenwriter came up with this garbage (and I can't be bothered to look at the name, although it would be someone to avoid in the future), they basically just stole some character names from Agatha Christie. If you want to see the REAL "ABC Murders", watch the David Suchet version. Now THAT'S Poirot. One star is generous, because there is NOTHING worth watching here.

Just the title of this garbage is enough to induce vomiting. Nothing says romance like a rancid rotting corpse on a plate.

This is NOT a mystery. It's certainly not a comedy. It's an extremely long, unnecessarily drawn-out, boring drama. Not one likeable or interesting character in the whole bunch, and a lot of good actors wasted. We are shown early on exactly who is to blame and what happened, and all the rest is just Daniel Craig hamming it up with an annoying accent.

How is it that so many reviewers are calling this garbage a mystery or a whodunnit, when it is clearly neither? Have any of them actually seen this movie?

I'm just sorry I wasted over 2 hours of my life watching this crap.

A mystery with no mystery, a thriller with no thrills, a suspense film with no suspense. Just boredom and religious buffoonery and a teen who makes the stupidest decisions you could imagine. And a ridiculous, WTF ending that makes you wish this whole useless, pathetic town full of dumbasses would be obliterated by a meteor or something.