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We Bare Bears is about three bear brothers. Grizz, the adventurous, perky, brown bear who is the leader of the three. Ice, the laid back polar bear with a calm demeanor who has a shtick of talking in monotone third person filled with hilarious one liners, and he's by far the most talented of the three. . Finally Panda, the the meek, insecure, cowardly, tech-savy panda bear. The three engage in various activities as they attempt to fit in with human life. I had high hopes for this show, and well, if you can't tell already, I LOVE IT. The backgrounds and characters are designed very nicely, a nice visual style in the vein of Adventure Time and Steven Universe. The characters are pretty likable and funny. My favorite in the show so far would have to be Ice Bear, thanks to his asforementioned one liners. I watched the first episode "Our Stuff". The three are playing a game of basketball with a bunch of humans. They struggle to make a point (although Ice does a cool ball technique) while the humans rack up scores. Then in an accidental shot, the Bears finally get a point, although they seem unaware that they're still losing. The bears run off happily, but then realize they left their yellow bag filled with all of their belongs behind. The 3 go to a ticket officer seeking help, but she simply ignores them. They attempt to get a taxi, but after stating they're the FBI, the taxi driver throws them out. Then, the 3 are in a restaurant using table matts to draw composite sketches of a possible suspect. An annoyed waitress comes by stating the bears need to order much more than 3 ice waters to keep their table, and then tells them not to waste the table matts. Next, they show the sketches to a group of pidgeons in the park, and Ice manages to communicate with them somehow. One pidgeon points out sketch 41, and flys away, as the three bears chase him throughout the town causing havoc (one of which causes Ice to get a tydie shirt). The bird leads them to a library, where Ice is forced to take off his shirt as the item detector goes off as they enter. Panda uses phone tracker to track down his phone, which gives them a printed paper for directions. They go to the location, and find a guy wearing a hat (just like in the sketch) incidentally wearing a shirt with the number 41 on it, holding a yellow bag. They climb up a ladder on the side of an apartment which causes an old lady to see them who promptly calls the police. They sneak through the guy's window, and crawl behind his couch. They attempt to take the bag, but are distracted by the basketball game playing on the guy's TV. When a team scores, the bears yell in excitement, which causes the guy to notice them. Grizz takes the yellow bag, and throws it to Ice, who throws it to Panda, who falls out of the window. However, Panda is revealed to be on the ledge, and the three try to crawl away but they are caught by a police helicopter. The bears reason that they were only trying to get their yellow bag back, but suddenly realize that the bag they took isn't theirs. The angry townspeople below bash the bears for their actions. The police order the bears to jump down onto the trampoline and surrender. Grizz tells his brother's that things aren't looking good, and no matter what, they have to stick together. They go into their bearstack form and jump onto the trampoline, but rebound off it, crashing into the window of a neighboring house. Inside the house, the bears see shady pigeons in some kind of corrupt business, and Grizz yells "FBI!!!!" The pigeons are taken away by the police, and a local officer finds the lost yellow bag and hands it to the bears. The officer then acknowledges the three as heroes, and reveals that the pigeon who picked out sketch 41 is an undercover agent for the police force. He then tells them that no charges have been filed, but not to go around terrorizing the town again. The episode ends with Grizz asking Ice and Panda if they want to watch a movie, while holding up a DVD he took out of the wrong yellow bag from earlier. This episode was very funny and heartwarming, especially at the end when the three stack up and fall to the trampoline. An amazing debut with a funny quest that does a great job at introducing the main characters and their traits. This show looks great so far, I hope it does very well. So much better than that steaming turd "Pig Goat Banana Cricket".

This show is just....... Well let's just get to the point. Firstly, this show has a downright unappealing and disgusting visual style. The character designs don't make it any better, they're just as ugly. Really pains me to look at it, not very nice on the eyes. It's different, I'll give it that, but it's not a positive different. And the animation of the characters is very slow and delayed, like frames are outright missing sometimes. It's animation is MUCH better than Breadlosers, but still, pretty below average and mediocre. The humor is also an issue: GROSS OUT HUMOR EVERYWHERE. Often revolving around butts, it's unnecessary and forced in. It's not as bad as Breadlosers with it, but still, it's everywhere. The characters themselves are one note and not very likable. Look at Pig for example, the jokes revolving around him are pretty annoying. His shtick is to constantly eat up things and mess up. Like, he constantly throws gross out humor to the audience, and his stupidity isn't very charming like say pre-movie Patrick or Edd from Ed, Edd, N Eddy. Like, OKAY!!! I GET YOU LIKE FUDGE BUBBLES. I GET YOU LIKE PICKLES!!! Can you give me another reason to even care about you? He's a mixture of SpongeBob and Patrick, optimistic and dumb. And his voice is pretty grating too. On to Goat, she's somewhat of a sarcastic ill-tempered know it all. She doesn't really have a personality and is very bland. Her shtick is to sing horribly, and get angry and start yelling gibberish. She's just like Sandy. Now for Banana. He feels like he's trying too hard to make the audience laugh. He's pretty self absorbed and he's arguably the worst in terms of likability with the exception of Pig. His lines sound awfully forced and he's a pest to the others. And he has quite repetitive humor, like, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR WIFI? It's OK to have a catchphrase, but to have constant humor revolving around it, is just really monotonous. He's a mixture of Squidward and Mr. Krabs, sarcastic and manipulative. And on to Cricket. The most likable character out of the four, and he's pretty BORING. Like, nothing about him is interesting. He's a nerdy disrespected inventor. He's basically Plankton. As you can see, these characters seem like cheap copies of the characters from SpongeBob. Could they have at least came up with some original personalities? Nope, SpongeBob's popular, so we have to copy it so we can be popular too. So I watched the first episode. It was about the characters freaking out after Pig unleashes fudge bubbles created by Cricket. The plot feels awfully clichéd, like an charmless version of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. And the show isn't very entertaining. I got so bored that I literally lost attention rapidly and found myself browsing on Google. while watching. This show also suffers from a disjointed narrative. Scenes will randomly switch and pick up on another character, in situations not even closely related to each other. There's no sort of flow or connection in these plots. Can you make a plot that incorporates all the main characters at once?? Hell, it's almost as bad as Family Guy in that aspect. And the episode kinda overstays it's welcome. Like, if the episode was gonna be this boring, could it have at least been 15 minutes? But the episode is extended to 30 minutes. Overall, this show doesn't look like it's gonna be very successful. Unlikable characters, hideous visual style, boring plots, it just doesn't have that much going for it. I find it worse than Sanjay and Craig, but it's not as abysmal as Breadlosers. It's a shame too, because this show comes along right in the wake of the critical success of Harvey Beaks, a WONDERFUL show and the best cartoon Nick has had in years, and the newest SpongeBob episodes, which were pretty darn good (I mean, they're the first episodes Stephen Hillenburg worked on since Season 3). People, don't watch this show. There's so much better options, like Harvey Beaks and We Bare Bears. But I'm giving it 5 stars because it's a HUGE IMPROVEMENT over Breadlosers.

HOLY CRAP. Zeus Cervas (ya know, that guy who is responsible for the most infamous and deplored SpongeBob episodes such as One Coarse Meal, A Pal for Gary, and Pet Sitter Pat) wrote for this episode. And guess what, it's a pretty great episode. That's right, the worst cartoon writer currently working on television wrote a pretty good episode outside of SpongeBob. In this episode, Foo accidentally destroys a home for a group of bugs, and to make it up to them, he decides to look after them. However trouble arises when Harvey's dad gets frightened and calls an exterminator named Easy. He promises not to hurt the bugs and let them go free, but as soon as Harvey's dad leaves, he shows his true colors and wants to harm the bugs. Harvey and Foo attempt to stop him, and Foo manages to save most of the bugs by hiding them in his mouth. However, one last bug is left behind, and Foo begs Harvey to put the bug in his mouth to keep it safe. Harvey grudgingly agrees, and the bugs are saved. They then flee the house and Easy leaves Harvey's dad with a 300 dollar bill. Harvey and Foo put the bugs in Fee's hair, keeping them from harm. And the episode ends with the elder bug telling his brethren not to forget the great one. What an amazing story. Foo's determination to keep the bugs safe is incredibly inspiring, and proves that he is still a great character with a big heart despite he and his sister's questionable behavior. Harvey Beaks is slowly turning into a precious gem of a cartoon. Zeus Cervas may be a terrible writer, but gotta give him credit for this one.

This show, is awesome. I really love it. It's from C.H. Greenblatt, the guy who gave us Cartoon Network's Chowder (one of my favorite cartoons ever made) and also gave us beloved SpongeBob episodes like Band Geeks. Harvey Beaks is about a young bird named Harvey. He is one of the best written child characters I've ever seen, because he acts almost exactly like a kid, being naïve, well meaning, and sometimes, a little psycho. He goes on adventures with his best friends Fee and Foo. They get into life changing situations along the way, helping each other get out of their comfort zones. I'm just gonna say, the friendship of these characters is extremely inspiring and heartwarming. Fee and Foo are trouble makers, but they are incredibly loyal friends to Harvey. They will never leave him in trouble or abandon him, which makes them very likable characters. Another thing I love about this show is the backgrounds: THEY'RE AMAZING. I can literally feel the depth of the forest just watching them. The show also includes very funny background characters, such as Princess, Technobear, and especially Dade the Rabbit. His voice and obsession with Harvey is hilarious. And this is an important thing: THE SHOW ISN'T LACED WITH Toilet HUMOR. That's probably the biggest thing that turns me off from modern Nickelodeon shows. SpongeBob, Sanjay and Craig, and Breadwinners all have toilet humor shoehorned into a lot of their episodes. I can't really say much more, because the show has just started, but it is worth a watch. NICKELODOEN, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU CAN CREATE WHEN YOU PUT IN EFFORT? YOU'VE GOT A GEM, AND YOU BETTER NOT RUIN IT. This show just may be enough to win back most of your viewership. I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Nickelodeon lately. While Sanjay and Craig and Breadwinners are still some of their worst shows to date with almost entirely negative reception, SpongeBob is getting back on track with Season 9 (especially because Hillenburg is returning) and now they have Harvey Beaks. C.H. Greenblatt, looks like you've still got your touch.

This had no business becoming a TV series. It's about two Miley Cyrus twerking wannabe frogs (they're supposed to be ducks, but they look more like frogs to me) going around delivering bread in a rocket van. It started off as a abysmal animated short on YouTube, and Nick saw potential in this, and decided it should be a series. Worst Nick show to date. It's worse than Modern SpongeBob, Sanjay and Craig, it's even worse than Fanboy and Chum Chum. Let's just start off with the obvious. THE ANIMATION AND DESIGN IS THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN IN AN AIRED ON TELEVISION SHOW. The absolute worst. The characters look like simple shapes created in poorly made flash animation with repetitive movement. The show is INCREDIBLY lazy, and just looks like it was thrown together in a day. Don't believe me? The majority of background characters are stock images of ducks. No seriously. Would it really kill ya that much to come up with other designs? But no, you take the easy way out and find stock photos of ducks in Google Images. You can't get away with overusing stock images and soundtrack unless your show has effort and charm like Gumball! Yeah, they don't just use stock photos because they're too lazy to draw their own darn characters, they use stock explosions, video game noises (like the Super Mario Bros jumping noise)and others. This show also makes obnoxious video game references, like the characters "leveling up" into grotesque forms to solve their problems, using signature moves, etc. And the main characters have no personality whatsoever. Take Mordecai and Rigby, suck all likability out of them, put them on Nick and turn them into ducks and this is what you'll get. They're basically the same character. Both are loud and obnoxious bread fetish junkies. GIVE THEM DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES! If you have too characters who act the exact same way, the situations you put them in won't be charming or funny! Make one a foil to the other or something! Take Pinky and the Brain for example. They are one of the best cartoon duos I've ever seen. Pinky is a hyperactive idiot, and Brain is a diabolical evil genius. Because they have two widely different personalities, it makes them interesting to watch and the situations they're in funny. And what the heck is with their names??? Sway Sway and Budeuce. WHAT KIND OF NAMES ARE THOSE??? They sound like slang terms for feces!!! Speaking of that, another thing they overuse is toilet humor. What are the main jokes in this show? Butt jokes. Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life also used toilet humor, but they actually had amazing animation, likable characters, and an extensive variety of humor. When you constantly use the same genre of joke, it gets monotonous and cringe inducing. I really feel bad for the kids growing up these days. In my days, we had wonderful shows like Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Pre-movie SpongeBob, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and so many others. Now, the kids nowadays will have to say they grew up watching garbage like this, Sanjay and Craig, Uncle Grandpa,and Teen Titans Go. Bottom line: This show stinks. Don't watch it. If you're trying to go in the field of animation like me, this show will bring about a negative influence. Like Sanjay and Craig, it tries to be Regular Show and Adventure Time, and FAILS HORRIBLY. Oh and to add insult to injury, this show just happened to first air on my birthday: February 17th. Now I have to forever remember that me and this god awful show have something in common.

I honestly don't know how to feel about this show. I mean, it's not crap like Breadwinners, Uncle Grandpa, or Teen Titans Go, but it's definitely not up to par with Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, or Gumball. I do like the whole idea of the show though, it reminds me of the times before kids got obsessed with computers and phones. I also like the voice acting (with the exception of Clarence's voice). Sumo's voice in particular is especially appealing. However, there's my biggest problem with the show: Clarence acts WAY TOO MUCH like pre-movie SpongeBob. This is a problem I have with a lot of shows, such as Wander Over Yonder and Camp Lazlo. These optimistic happy go lucky idiot characters are way too omnipresent these days. I feel like they're going by the logic "SpongeBob is successful, so if we makes characters who act just like him, we can be successful too." Clarence needs to have a much more original personality. And another problem I have with this show is the character designs. They're very bland and unattractive. Jeff's design is probably the worst in the bland category, with his square head and boring personality. Clarence's design is probably the worst in the unattractive category, as it literally pains me to look at him sometimes. Also, the characters don't really seem to have much life to them, with the exception of Sumo. They're just mostly there and give off an awkward vibe. So overall, I'd give this show a 6.5/10.

This episode is basically the Family Guy equivalent of the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy. This is due to the fact that both episodes are only known for an extremely graphic scene and have gained infamy just from said scene. In House Fancy, it was Squidward getting his toenail brutally ripped off as SpongeBob tries to help him move his couch. In Peter Problems, it's Peter brutally mutilating a beached whale with a forklift. Unlike House Fancy's toenail scene, this scene drags on longer and is EXTREMELY gruesome. Isn't the bloody whale guts just hilarious? Or how about that the scene had the gaul to end on a pun? Why did Peter have to mutilate that whale? Was it relevant to the plot? Not really. Was it in any way funny? HECK NO. For some reason, these demented writers think that dismembering an innocent whale for absolutely no reason is funny. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. PUTTING AN ANIMAL IN MORTAL DANGER OR KILLING THEM IS NOT FUNNY. I didn't think I needed to say this, but apparently I do. This scene is a shining example of why Family Guy has the rep it does. I have to ask, what kind of people are these writers??? To make a scene like this, and think it was funny, these people have some serious issues at hand. This episode wasn't that great to begin with, but this scene made it 10X worse. Not as bad as Fresh Heir or Seashorse Seashell Party, but it is enough to make it in the top 15 worse episodes of the show.

Fresh Heir. The worst Family Guy episode ever. No joke. After Seahorse Seashell Party which basically convinced abused viewers to stay in an abusive relationship for the abuser's benefit, I didn't think an episode can do anything worse. And I was wrong. DEAD WRONG. After Carter breaks his leg fooling around on an escalator, he needs someone to look after him. His wife, Barbara can't take care of him, due to the fact she's doing photos for a veins fetish magazine. And we get to see her grotesque veins in all of it's disturbing glory! Lois convinces Chris to look after him. Doesn't look that bad yet, but this is only the beginning. Chris goes over to his grandfather's house. Carter laments not being able to engage in sexual intercourse, when Chris says "Let me show you something". In the next shot, it is revealed that Chris taught Carter HOW TO MASTURBADE. Yes, the writers do expect you to find it funny. But it gets worse. Next, Carter says, "Cool, hey next time, I want to try it with my hand!" CHRIS GAVE HIS GRANDFATHER A HAND JOB. How is this in anyway supposed to be funny? INCEST IN NOT FUNNY. After a few cliché jokes, Carter wants to pay Chris for showing him a good time. However, Chris doesn't except the money because he enjoyed it. We then get a vagina joke with Chris rubbing his finger between his elbow as he and Carter cackle like immature elementary school kids. We later found out that Carter made Chris the sole heir to his fortune. The other family members are in disbelief, especially Peter. We then get a joke about Peter's "hairless twin." Once again, the writers think that shoving disturbing material into the viewers face will automatically get a laugh. Later on, in the bed, Peter is jealous about Chris getting all of the inheiritance. Then we get a pointless cutaway gag of Peter holding bloody testicles, and when Lois asks him where he got them from, he loudly sobs, "I DON'T REMEMBER!!!" I shouldn't even bother explaining why this doesn't work. It fails in the same way most Family Guy jokes fail. If I state why it doesn't work, I'll be saying the same thing I said earlier about the masturbation and hairless twin jokes. You'd think after a million times, they'd get it. But no. Anyway, Peter attempts to butter up Chris, firstly by dressing like him, giving him the bloody head of a bully from him, but Peter gets the wrong head, and gives him the head of a deaf kid. That's another problem with Family Guy as a whole. It constantly reminds us that Peter is a jerk, which is his only important characteristic. Since Brian Griffin is my least favorite character, Peter comes in a close second. Then Peter is straightening Chris's bed, when Meg comes in out of nowhere wearing a bath towel saying "Chris, our bath is ready". Once again, a joke that fails in the same vein as the earlier ones. Then while with Quagmire and Joe at the bar, Peter gets an extremely stupid idea: Marry Chris for the inheiritance. He proposes to Chris during the night. Chris asks Peter if it is even legal, and Peter says "It is in Vermont! As long as it's a man and a man, anything goes up there." And Chris wonders about Lois, and it is revealed that Peter tricked Lois into signing divorce papers while she was half asleep. Chris accepts. The two begin their drive to Vermont, and we get a joke about Joe wanting to marry his son. In the car, Peter tells Chris about his sexual history. Then we get a joke about Peter being a pedophile, staring at a kid's butt as he walks. Then we get redundant jokes that tell us what we already know. Peter is trying to marry his son. At last it is the wedding scene. Peter reads a Robert Frost quote, and states "Now, I ain't no scholar, but if that's not a metaphor for major-league butt stuff, I don't know what is." Yes. Peter Griffin has now referenced the desire to engage in sexual intercourse with his son. Then Lois and the other family members, crash the wedding. She tries to stop Chris from marrying Peter, but he WANTS to do it, in spite of knowing that Peter only wants to marry him for his money, but goes through with it to spend more time with Peter. So, this episode is basically saying that you can marry your family member just to spend more time with them. And the writers think this is OK, and don't see it as a problem. Chris, why would you want to go through with this knowing how shallow Peter is? Why? Peter calls off the wedding and states "I guess I learned it's wrong to take your son to Vermont under false pretenses to try and marry him for his inheiritance. Something that would come natural to most people. The biggest problem with this episode is that it tries to make incest look funny. It's not. Incest is something that can never be funny, no matter the situation. I am just so disgusted with this episode.

Another fine step towards the character derailment of Brian Griffin. After his performance in "Herpe, the Love Sore", I didn't think he could get any worse. And what do you know, he did. After Brian loses all of his teeth in an extremely grotesque accident caused by Peter, he gets new teeth with help from Quagmire. The new teeth lead to him becoming a real estate agent, and then, he sells Quagmire, the same person who helped him get the job, a horribly run down condo. He tries to hide from Quagmire for 72 hours so he can't back out of the deal, but Quagmire finds him. Understandingly angry, he calls out Brian for his treachery and scolds him. Brian seemingly realizes that he was wrong,and starts a deep speech praising Quagmire, but as he finishes that speech he says "And that is 72 hours, enjoy your (can't type in the remainder of this quote because this site won't let me.) That whole speech meant nothing. Brian was just burning time so Quagmire could be stuck in the deal. Sure, Quagmire hitting Brian with a lamp afterward is satisfying, but that doesn't change the fact that Quagmire still loses in the end. After he helped Brian. Yup, knowingly gives a baby herpes, tries to mooch of his son's success after abandoning him, and screws over the guy who helped him. And this is the same character that fans were begging to get back. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Brian supposed to be one of the characters we're rooting for? Why are the writers trying to make Brian look as bad as possible? Why? I can only see Brian as a full blown antagonist from this point on. He wasn't always like that. He was once an intellectual charming character. But I hate this character now. He has become the worst character on the show for me, even worse than Peter. I stand strong when I say Brian Griffin is the most despicable, immoral being ever constructed.

This episode summarizes everything wrong with Teen Titans Go. Beast Boy and Cyborg annoy the other Titans by only saying the word "Waffles". This goes on for the entire episode. Firstly, this show has no sense of comedy. REPEATEDLEY SAYING WAFFLES FOR AN ENTIRE EPISODE IS NOT FUNNY. It gets irritating and ear grating. And this is probably my biggest problem with the show: CYBORG AND BEASTBOY ARE COMPLETE JERKS IN THIS SERIES, ESPECIALLY IN THIS EPISODE. In the original Teen Titans, they were jokers who knew when to be serious. But in this version, they are MIND-NUMBING children who make you want to stab your ears with scissors. They knew that they were annoying the friends, they knew that they wanted them to stop, but what do they do, keep saying waffles. Also, my second biggest problem with this show are the songs. Almost every song in this show is terrible. The instrumentals are repetitive and lazy, and the songs mostly consist of ONE WORD. This is a serious question: Did they make this show to specifically disgrace the original? It fails as a parody because the characters are unlikable and the stories aren't as deep. It fails as a comedy because the jokes are painfully unfunny.(Robin making waffles isn't funny, most of us know how to make waffles. We didn't need a scene of him making waffles, failed joke.) Even the original version, which was SERIOUS, had a better understanding of comedy then this trash. AND THIS SHOW HAS THE AUDACITY TO DUB OVER SCENES FROM THE ORIGINAL. NO, I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY ACTUALLY WENT THERE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Cv_87gd7A. Oh, and thought that Cyborg and Beast Boy were bad here? Check out the episode Staring at the Future. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. And that was my review of Teen Titans Go. The worst show currently airing on Cartoon Network. Yes, it's even worse than Uncle Grandpa. If you want to watch good comedy on CN, just stick to Gumball.

Brian is an insufferable idiot in this episode. HE KNEW HE HAD HERPES, and gave it to Stewie, a baby, WHO IS THE SOLE REASON BRIAN IS STILL ALIVE. And if that wasn't enough, later on at one point in the episode, he's dating a girl presumably because her father is rich. And he neglected to tell her that he had herpes. If it weren't for Stewie and Chris outing Brian, she probably would have gotten herpes too if she and Brian started dating. Oh and the writers are so focused on making Brian look bad, they didn't even get the whole concept of transferring herpes correct. HERPES ISN'T AQUIRABLE THROUGH BLOOD. YOU CAN GET IT FROM KISSING OR HAVING SEX. The subplot is also abysmal. It makes soldiers look like jerks who get awarded just because they're soldiers. Way to portray hard working soldiers who fight for our country, Seth! Herpe the Love Sore is terrible, no redeeming quality about it. While Fresh Heir and Seahorse Seashell Party are the top two worst episodes of the entire series, Herpe the Love Sore is third, not too far behind those other two. It seems like with every new episode, Family Guy is getting worse and worse. It went from charming and comedic to being one of the most demented and repulsive things airing on TV today. MUTILATING A BEACHED WHALE ISN'T FUNNY(Peter Problems). A MAN TRYING TO MARRY HIS SON ISN'T FUNNY(Fresh Heir). CONVINCING VIEWERS TO STAY IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP FOR THE ABUSER'S BENEFIT IS NOT FUNNY(Seahorse Seashell Party). Family Guy is becoming the new Allen Gregory. No wait, it already has. Words can't describe my burning hatred for this pathetic, poorly animated excuse for a show. And I'm not done with my rant on Brian Griffin. Just wait until I review "Brian the Closer".