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In part two of the special we get a song, and it still has her pompous Diva attitude. With the lyrics, "yes they do they're just fakes, What's with your mistakes?" she will continue to condescendingly talk down to her brothers. When the song is over, she grabs the slippers. Does she put them on? no, she just tosses it to her brother, so again she can belittle and talk down to them again, when they find out that they can go to the wizard and ask the question on who's the real Dorothy. When her brothers, the ones that actually rehearsed try to join her and she basically once more talks down to them saying that after their mistakes, it's like there's probably a reason that they always mess up because she always has her expectations so lowered for her brothers she already has the words to say when her brothers failed her, another nitpick i hated is that even though Dawn never rehearses, she apparently gets more screen time and two songs about her. What's the plot with Dawn? The generic story they go through a dangerous path, they get to the wizard, when getting to the wizard, it's pretty obvious that it's Dawn. Now i get it, it isn't about the destination it's about the journey, the problem is that it in no way is showing that Dawn learns this lesson, as she doesn't get any comeuppance. She goes through the whole thing unharmed and now she realizes that it's not the way she dresses it's the way they act. Oh and don't worry, she still gets the part either way. This ending honestly feel tacked on, honestly i did enjoy the songs and some of the set pieces, but the story is so bad

I have a dislike for how they make these episodes, either it's a quads episode where in which Dawn solves the problem, a standard Dawn episode where its just her problem, that she may have caused, and the brothers pretty much take the heat for it, or have an entire episode in which she acts like a spoiled brat. This is somewhat in the middle of a dawn the diva and a standard dawn episode. The plot is that Get Sporty is sponsoring a telling of The Wizard of Oz, presented in the shop to have auditions. Dawn of course wants to be Dorothy, and this other girl also wants to be Dorothy, and I'm referring to this other girl is because whats the point in telling you her name, she's a generic mean girl. Anyway, you'd think that since Dawn wants the role of Dorothy would try her hardest to rehearse the role right? Nope, while her brothers rehearse; you know, the thing you actually you should do when you want the role. Dawn just dresses for the role and that's it. With realizing she is missing one piece of her outfit, the silver slippers. When her friend asks why not let her brothers get them, she then then rudely and condescendingly explains why. It's a real insufferable thing to have the person we're supposed to root for act like a diva. Oh, and that's not the worst part. When she doesn't get the role, she shouts at there brothers and it's just she always has this condescending tone through out the first part, it's obvious it's her own fault for not getting the part but the episode is stating it's her brother's fault. Amongst the part where her friend tells her that it was her own fault, it's just basically her blaming others. This is strictly Dawns fault, and this is just part one

For those who don't know, this episode was announced in early 2016, and when i first saw thinking, i can't believe that they're going to make an iCarly reunion after all these years, but i was wrong. The episode is supposed to be an Icarly anniversary episode and what did we get? a very bland episode about something many of the iCarly fans hated, and to add insult to injury the writers completely stroking their egos. It's basically the Babe and Kenzie want to know who Freddie liked in iCarly, and not as in the webcast. That's right, this is just a show within a show and to make it worse they watch it on Teennick; you know, that one channel that's slowly dying? Anyway i ave to nitpick on the beginning their reasons are very simple and flimsy. It feels like the person making this episode had never watched a single episode and just got the cliff notes of it. basically, the only proof they had was the general 'joke' in the show and who Freddie had kissed first in the show in the show. It would've made it stronger if there was more proof, like The episode where Freddie saves Carly by getting hit by a taco truck and the Seddie arcs. The whole entire episode is just nothing more than just a very giant ego stroke. It's always peppered through this episode that iCarly is great. The thing is; yeah, it's great but when you pretty much are going to make an anniversary episode for this show that fans enjoy, don't make it all about how it's great or show how it's great and not just have fifty plus characters to say "iCarly was such a great show!" and the ending again, is just one giant ego stroke. The whole time we've been told that the we would get the long awaited answer of who Freddie liked in the show. What did we get instead? Freddy saying how amazing, witty, clever, and all the other adjectives can explain how much the writers of iCarly are such top notch jokers and get deserve more than they had. This was such an insult to every iCarly fan, pretty sure this episode would've been boring to the kids that never heard of this show.

Well, there's some good things. I like some of the characters, i like Ray. He's the every man that can do anything, and the idea and some of the jokes. What i don't like is how they go about with the rest. How the plot would always take place on the parents and JJ rarely do the children or it's just ray and he never comes out at the end. There's a reason that this is on the bubble (or was when you're reading this review), because most of these episodes are hits or misses. I think they could at least get a second season if they at least tweak somethings. Like the plots, because i really find the parents boring and JJ doesn't help and ken, JJ's aide doesn't have that much character. He's the cool guy, i guess, but i rarely get to see the other characters interact at all. I get to see a sweet episode of Dylan and Ray sharing a room together as a compromise, but then i see episodes where he's beaten down or knocked down a peg, for no reason except for existing. Maybe there should be at least more characters with Ray, because watching the mother being a somewhat awful person is really boring.

The only two people that make this episode awful, that being Barry and Beverly. Let's start with Barry who, beats up Adam for being in the play tries to beat him up at rehearsal, and when karma gets to him he ruins the play. All he wants to do is be with Laney in the play. Even though, he doesn't like the play or anything about it he tries to audition and is an idiot. Finally when he gets his comeuppance, he then drops a chandelier on Cinoman, and ends up on top at the end for some reason. It's then when Adam puts him in his place. One thing this show does is write it back to the status quo, and sometimes it doesn't work, like here. Not only that, but Laney doesn't reprimand him at all. She finds it attractive for some reason, trying to improvise and he can't do it now, with this he goes to talk to him and it's basically him say "I can't bond with anyone in this so i have to take away from my brother" NO! that is not how you do it. This episode should've ended with at least get him tickets to a play or something not this, not this pity party feel sorry for me rhetoric. Let's also not forget Beverly, who subs for Home Ec, tells them all to make a 5 star dish. I mean, they were not taught anything, and yet she says that they must make a great dish or they'll fail, which happens because she's asking for greatness in one try, they all fail because of Bev, and she goes into a depression, and again with the Barry plot they must write the status quo once more. Except this is more with the status quo thing I've seen more with Bev than I've seen anyone else, the only two characters that get it the most are Bev and Barry. This also doesn't work. Beverly was making people who had no experience in cooking or cleaning to make a lasagna. She should be getting the cold shoulder, like how Frankie got it in The Middle. This was an awful episode

in this episode Kenny goes back to school and calls himself, a F**. There's this joke that is just coming down 'you insulted yourself, we're just gonna let that go' the next part is that Jimmy finds out that he called himself, that word and instead of talking to him, he tries to beat him up for no reason. Instead of talking to him, also Kenny runs for treasurer and it's not much important. Kenny tries to also spread rumors and the principal is not going to suspend him for the fact he's gay. That's the only reason. I feel that Kenny is kinda screwing himself over. If you can't do much why not just move the heck on?

For most Nick movies, they are rarely any good okay movies. Heck, even theatrical releases aren't even much. The recent ones being TMNT Bay bombs. In this plot we get off the ground with live action Banderas getting a book, one thing i did like is the creative ways of Plankton attacking the Krusty Krab. It is then he loses, or actually it's a robot in disguise, before Plankton could get the formula it disappears. Krabs then turns all the people on Plankton and then before being attacked Spongebob saves him, and at first you've been wondering. I thought this is about superheroes. Trust me it'll come, just at the end. They then make it a Mad max parody, everyone turns on Spongebob and Plankton and everything's a wreck. I should mention that the movie like the first one references old episodes this does the same, and some of the garbage ones. There's an awful song in it like Atlantis Squarepantis, Plankton goes into his mind like in the inside job and also when Patrick takes the key like in Idiot box. After the mad max plot ends they time travel back and the transition are amazing. They go back and grab the false formula and they get to the surface after almost sacrificing Spongebob, so this is were we get the sponge out of water part. Which is weird because, beside the first film when they got out of the water in the cyclops scene. They've been out of the water for many episodes. They are confronted by a human, yet Spongebob and Patrick forgot what humans are. They confront him and ask how he did it. The same way Neverending story 3 did it, by realizing the book writes their story, and he writes himself to have the formula. Then writes them into death until they do the same. Then the come back with powers When they take it back and then stop him from writing in the book. When he's stopped for a short moment, he goes after the book. The book is burned and then they go after the formula all are defeated quick until Plankton beats him and Spongebob writes them back home. To the way things were, and Banderas sings with seagulls. I should probably tell you there were seagulls that usually were with Banderas. I didn't talk about them, because they were pointless and unfunny minions, just like the minions. Also Bubbles the dolphin, who prevented stuff from happening has a scene and an ending scene. That was like an awful version of Epic Rap battles of history. They end it and cue credits. It takes an hour or so to get to the hero part and about forty to fifty seconds to get to the out of water and mostly is the blandest Mad Max parody. It's okay

so back in 2012, there was this show that went by the name of Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures. about 2 surfer dudes and the adventures it had a smart guy, a straight man, a love interest for the straight man, and the little bratty girl, who's into the moron. I know what you're thinking 'What does this have to do with this?" well give me a minute, because i'm getting to it. The premise is that Max, the smarter version of skinner, except just as dumb. Who has a little girl that is interested in him, maybe. We have Ashley Alvin's sister. who was like Bucket's love interest in the show. Instead of working in a surf shack in Hawaii. It's a frozen yogurt place, in Colorado. Didn't i mention that Max is a snowboarder? like surf boarders like that show i was talking about, the only difference is that Bucket's replacement Shred, or as i like to call him "Diet Sean Giambrone". Being a generic nerd and inventor, and instead of an uncle it' a generic sitcom family

The best i can give this show is a 6/10. It's just that when watching this show, i just kept thinking of other shows it reminded me of. Mostly Ned's Declassified with the whole Middle school plot and the Missy character. The main character are a girl, a boy, and an African-American kid. The Main character the girl talk a little like Katy fro Big time rush and feels like Jennifer, the male kid felt like Kendall and James were put into a blender and poured into a shot glass, and the African-American Kid is Cookie, but less tech- savvy and feels like Logan. The Principal is in a way VP Crubbs, but not really that guy that'll prevent you from getting in trouble. He's more like a laid back principal that honestly wants to friend the students. The episodes are basically the main character sees something in the school or her family and they do something about it. One thing i didn't like about it is the name sounds like being in HS is a bad thing, because the only thing that happens at high school is Teen Pregnancy and multiple deaths, like Degrassi. That's my two cents, it's okay

there are things that work in the show, and Some aren't. The good, i like the Richie character. He's a funny kid and he can provide a convincing role i like the Murray kid, he's a great comic foul for the other friend. I also like the premise, making a new fuel based out of vegetables creating a good idea with no such need for fossil fuels. now to things i hate, i hate the father and the sister character. The father feels a lot like a sitcom dad stereotype. I mean he can't get through a knob and peephole? Come on, the jealous sister is irrelevant. I mean she does nothing except be upsetting annoyed and be the complaining sister and Darcy. Darcy being the friend that i think is just friends with him for the money. I honestly don't know why. It's OK

This Netflix original is a sitcom, this being the sitcom with their original idea. Their first one being Richie Rich, with an interesting way of how he got rich.The pilot has a kid named Bowie go to visit his friend Jarvis at his house at Christmas, Bowie comes in and just begins to open his presents. What? A regular friend would tell him to stop, but then again this is the guy that celebrates every holiday in August. When getting out the usual present from Jarvis' aunt, it blows up their house, and that's the last time they will ever be seen. They go to the company and complain, the two get no luck and they through a pretty funny joke sue the company and now they own it. With this they began to hire people at their school, and i gotta say the actors in this show are supposed to be fourteen yet they look like they're sixteen to eighteen. They hire multiple people and out of the four to five, two are only qualified for work. All the other people are idiots, Bowie is hired because no reason. Even though it was his idea, he gets hired because of his 'come on' speech and that's the plot, we also get Ms. Bubkes because Candace needed a disguise so a cleaning lady would work so no one's the wiser. Yes, they make so many annoying jokes and not just that Bubkes schtick is saying random gibberish in another language yet that's the best part. Let's talk about the characters Jarvis is bland, he just the the text book straight man that is full of himself and is totally blind that a girl likes him, Piper is the only decent character in this show and by that it is very little in the valentine's day episode she manipulates a person's feelings until karma strikes back. Aster the one with the smallest bit of decency. He's the jerk character that insults people's outfits, because that doesn't get annoying. Geneva is one of the idiots that does absolutely nothing and is a generic blonde character, and she complains about how hard it's being her. We have Knoxville the other idiot, he's supposed to be the human crash test dummy and yet we don't see him doing anything that needs safe runs. The final one reminds me of the idiot characters of Schneider's's bakery, Bowie. That's the one that celebrates holidays in August and almost didn't get a job because i don't know. There will be another character that dresses like the character of Knickknack toys and gives this story so stupid. The episodes besides pilots are horrible, there's one that was an 75 anniversary for some bimbo doll and to redesign with what Piper's mind is more bimbos. It's not until he snaps back into reality and Piper wins the pageant, and then we get more insulting jokes for people that aren't bimbos. Most of these jokes on the show are basically the Geneva character is given a tasks and actually doesn't do it, the next episode after the bimbos is that Piper tells him that Geneva is so stupid that she can't tell the difference between a Volvo and a Lexus. Jarvis trying to prove her wrong, and then jokes that go nowhere. She acts like an idiot and proved time and time again to being a total idiot

I honestly have no respect for Jace Norman whatsoever, he's a generic tween actor that will be forgotten in a couple of years. I expect what he's in is bad, but this proceeded my expectations. The plot is very cliché'd. It's about this necklace that can turn you into a human? i don't know much on since the movie doesn't and we meet our bland and text book new student being a nobody from Texas, hey at least they didn't make him a stereotype, they just made him bland. Trying to impress the textbook crush played by Haley Tju, who i also didn't like. My same reasons for Jace except more forgettable. Rufus is the golden retriever, while walking him they find that necklace i said before. It turns him into a human, when taking it off it turned him back to normal. In fact there's a scene where the dad comes in and yet doesn't show him. Why? it';s not like he's going to say no to it. I can tell up to that, because the rest is unnecessary boring filler, the only jokes are "Ha ha get it, he's a dog in a humans body" and etc. The climax is when Textbook new kid gets kidnapped and textbook climax happens a fake out death and a happy ending. Oh wait a squirrel is talking to Mr Black because that was his boss, what?

so, what can top off a movie where 25% of the film was Fred screaming? well how about a plot about him trying to convince everyone about a vampire. Most of the scenes don't have anything to do with anything, there's a scene where Fred's dad played by John Cena and it feels like it was a self promotion for him to do it, another one is when Fred and Bertha are at the school and they come to a blood drive, Mr. Devlin reveals to be an alien sucks out Fred's blood and then the next scene is fine, what? i mean it has it's flaws. Like how there's no Judy, in this one we get Kevin's sister. I don't remember him having a sister all in all, it is not as bad as his animated series *Shudders*

The reason they go back in time is because it was their second chance to redo the past and fix their own present. Now, they just go back to the time machine is because of Lou, he was the one that did his future niece and caused Adam Jr. speaking of spoiling, don't name drop better time traveling films. It just feels like i'd rather watch those instead of yours. The second thing i have against is Lou, sure he was an A- hole in the first one, but good god! he gets into a fight with a car, a freaking car! and many questions that are never answered; What was in the Cincinatti box? Why does no one call out Lou? Why does everyone care about Lou? and finally, How the heck does the whole Hot tub time machine travel work? i understand the ingredients needed for it, but still what do you have to do after that? i don't think anyone's body can take that much drugs and alcohol. Not to mention, many of the jokes here are not funny, the excessive name dropping and usually revolve around Lou being an A-hole to everyone.It was awful

Boy, this movie sucks. The beginning about how Anthony wants to be cool and not childish. While Ian is the exact opposite, he lives with his parents and writes "Thirsty" comments. Claiming it is first base, either way the beginning has nothing to do with the rest of the film. The "actual" plot kicks in when the two find out there is a five year HS reunion and Anthony finds a video of him even though the freaking Mic stand is no where near Anthony he somehow got it lodged in his anus. Not to mention a scene where he accidentally murders a guy, which is a running joke. Who posted the video? well right after they meet Steve Youtube, which is something a ten year old would call the "Owner of youtube". Right after a penis joke and a a Markiplier cameo, they go find out if Diri runs out of batteries they will be stuck, during the Markiplier cameo they decide to split up and this consists on nothing and Ian finding butt massage girl. Which amounted to nothing, then they find the video and who posted it. It was Ian, and if they wasn't thrown out of now where they decide Steve should be a villain. Where do i start? first off if Ian was the one to post a video, then Ian could've deleted the video. Secondly; if Steve was evil, why didn't Jenna tell the two this. Would've that been better than what they give us? Instead they decide to mess up time. Somehow this alters them into billionaires and surrounded by hot women. None of them is Anna, so they got to the reunion, Anthony finds out that she didn't want a douche-bag billionaire and wanted the middle class douche Anthony, so he sings and butt massages girl is named Brad and that's what they end on. Goodness, this movie was awful

Good god this show is horrid. All these characters are awful, Captain man is one of the worst superheros i've witnessed, his power is that he can't get hurt. How nice, i mean it's not like lasers or strength. THe other characters are bland; Charlotte and the other workers of the shop do pretty much nothing important, Henry is passable, Jasper is basically their butt monkey but not done correctly, finally let's talk about Piper. She is the most annoying little runt, she physically abuses Jasper the most next to Captain man and doesn't get any repercussions what so ever. She just acts like a brat and laughs at Jaspers pain. Do not let your children watch this