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Pew News
(2018)

Epic
I use pew news for reliable and non biased news, having to previously watch CNN and Fox News and combine the two stories to get the true one was really difficult.

The Addams Family
(2019)

Absolutely Abysmal
What used to be a childhood favorite, The Addams Family fails to recreate, or even build, the classic family. The main focus is on a gimmicky culture shaming plot, which focuses on Pugsley and Wednesday finding their identities. Save your money.

It Chapter Two
(2019)

This isn't a sequel.
IT: Chapter Two is not a sequel, it is a conclusion. IT (1990) was three hours long and crammed in the whole 1,100 page novel. This 5 hour movie series (IT: Supercut) is telling the 1,100 page novel. As a reader of the book, it was an accurate description, with the Ritual of Chüd, and all that. It was enjoyable to watch, as well.

The Green Mile
(1999)

Impeccable.
The Shawshank Redemption ain't got anything on this movie. The Green Mile is the damn near best movie ever created. It is worth watching over Titanic, watch this instead!

The Thinning: New World Order
(2018)

OUTSTANDING!
The Thinning was great and all, could have been a lot better.

The Thinning: New World Order was a BLAST to watch. This is the first movie I've seen in a long time where I care about characters. Buy YT Premium now please, it's worth the Thinning 2.





BTW I cried when Kellan blew up.

Annabelle: Creation
(2017)

Even demons pick on the sick...
God damn Valak! The girl has polio and you still wanna kill her. The movie is fantastic!

The Conjuring
(2013)

It's horrifying, but not scary.
Only really a few jumps, nothing else. A happy ending.

The Nun
(2018)

OOF
Wanna watch a movie written by two great horror film directors? Watch "The Nun!" The only problem is... the movie sucks. Way too reliant on cliches and forced jumps. Any time the camera moves away from the main character, expect Valak behind them. Honestly the volume trailer was scarier than the whole movie. Gary Dauberman is a great writer for It: Ch. 1, ans James Wan for literally every horror film ever. Put 'em together and you get a steaming pile of forced jumps and a lazy plot. PS. The characters in the movie have serious plot armor.

The Nun
(2018)

OOF
Wanna watch a movie written by two great horror film directors? Watch "The Nun!" The only problem is... the movie sucks. Way too reliant on cliches and forced jumps. Any time the camera moves away from the main character, expect Valak behind them. Honestly the volume trailer was scarier than the whole movie. Gary Dauberman is a great writer for It: Ch. 1, ans James Wan for literally every horror film ever. Put 'em together and you get a steaming pile of forced jumps and a lazy plot. PS. The characters in the movie have serious plot armor.

Clue
(1985)

"Even if you were right it would be one plus two plus one plus one not one plus one plus two plus one."
Downright amazing. Clue is one of my favorite movies ever made. The cast choice is outstanding (especially Tim Curry and Madelain Kahn!) Conveluted? Yes. Confusing? Sometimes. Cult Classic? Absolutely.

Clue will leave you clueless. 10/10

Cars 2
(2011)

Eh.
This movie was made exclusively for money. I don't think this movie is supposed to fit in the timeline at all. It doesn't start where Cars 2 ended, and doesn't end where Cars 3 started.

This movie was dull at best. 5/10

Finding Dory
(2016)

13 Years of Waiting for THIS?
This movie was as good as Cars 2. All about a secondary character, made just to get money to fund Coco, Cars 3, and Incredibles 2 (all of which are fantastic!) Finding Dory in one word? Ok, how about FORGETTABLE. Yeah, I know one of the songs' name is Unforgettable...

This movie sucked. It was drawn out, and way less sentimental than Finding Nemo.

Finding Nemo showed the utter despair and depression that Marlin faced when Nemo was taken. Finding Dory covers that up by Dory having short-term memory loss. There's really no value in the movie, and relies on Dory's disorder for its humor.

Bao
(2018)

Confusing at best.
This movie starts out simple. A mother makes a dumpling that starts crying like a baby. The mom raises the dumpling until it gets engaged. The mother doesn't want her bouncing baby dumpling to leave her, so SHE EATS THE DUMPLING. She becomes depressed at this feat, until a man looking exactly like the dumpling enters the room. The mother is joyful again and hugs the man.

The confusing part is when the man is introduced. It can be inferred that the dumpling was a hallucination for the mother, and the man was her son. However, no one to my knowledge knows.

Incredibles 2
(2018)

Don't let us wait 14 years for Incredibles 3!!!
This movie was outstanding! So much better than the first one, with a lot deeper involved plotting! 10/10 for sure!

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