Literally. That's how it felt watching this. Painful, slow, and longing for it to end.
I'll keep this short. I want to save you more time from being wasted from your life if you decide to read this review and then still watch the movie. Here's the summary:
-Too long. Much. Totally unnecessary
-Dialogue is ridiculous. Tried to be witty and sharp but falls flat. If you like neo-noir then MAYBE you can tolerate it, but it's a tough sell.
-Gibson and Vaughn don't care. I truly believe I saw the look of defeat on their faces as they recited some lines
- the only positive is that it had a few moments of "wait, maybe this is going to get better". It doesn't.
Save yourself the pain. Find something else. The reviews are skewed by totally undeserving 8's-10's.