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This is the worst movie ever. The best part is the end credits because it showed I'm done watching this garbage. The worst part is everything before that, especially Simon Jacob. He is horrible. Really you're supposed to emote not be monotone. Is he tone deaf or just a terrible actor?

The writing almost gave me a stroke. Half of the shots are pointless. The acting made me want to cry out in pain. And why did someone say, "Listen carefully," at the end of a scene? To what am I listening? People blowing smoke out their faces? Paintball gun shots? Sheesh. The effects are awful too. An orange hole in his shirt is just bad.

I wonder if the Simon Jacob louse really wrote it under a pen name? Because it strokes his ego from here to December. If so, he needs to go to film school and get an iota of talent to write more.

Hm, the director also wrote it also starred in it. He did a bad job, though.

My favourite NFL team is the Green Bay Packers, and my favourite game in the history of the league is the Ice Bowl, so I'm excited to watch another special on my pick for the greatest game ever, and I got a special about the Cowboys players, media personnel, and the players' relations whining that it was cold. This is pathetically idiotic. I don't want to hear Don Meredith's wife whine that it was cold and that they should have won the game. I want to hear about the game itself. The person who produced and directed it is Don Meredith's son, so maybe it's only natural it's just his son whining the Cowboys should have won? Whatever. This is stupid, and I will never watch Timeline again. Stupid.

All this guy does is scream and insult films. He isn't funny, or intelligent, at least his persona isn't funny. I can't stand this not-really-a-show. You know, if he was smart, he wouldn't have started, because he isn't funny.

He just screams about random things that either don't pertain to the movie he's watching, barely pertain, or are terribly obvious and unfunny that they're just cringe-worthy. I don't get how anyone can like this reviewer. He's not a comedian, because that requires being funny, which he is not.

I tried to stomach a review from this idiot a few weeks ago, and had to turn it off in about a minute because he was just throwing lame insults and crappy jokes, and it got tiresome, repetitive, and boring.

Please tell me he's done making this crap.