HeavenlyKing

IMDb member since December 2015
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Us
(2019)

WHY SO HIGH RATING?
I'm so confused...

Most epic/famous horror/thriller movies get an average of 3 to 6 stars here. But somehow, this thriller gets over 7 stars even though it was released this year. WHY IS THAT? Is it because it's only about black actors? Are you fking serious right now????

This movie is below average. I don't recommend it... I'm so surprised with the ratings.

The Big Bang Theory: The Inspiration Deprivation
(2019)
Episode 19, Season 12

Such a disappointment
This episode, and the last season in general are such a disappointment. There is no plot... probably the actors don't even want to act in some occasions or the scriptwriters are bored writing down a few scripts with some decent content.

The messages the producers are trying to pass to the audience, the weird nonsense jokes the actors make all the time, and the constant useless recording laughters have made this show completely boring and not worth watching at all.

I'm suprised with how this show is still getting over 7 stars on average for the past 3-4 years. It used to be funny. Not anymore. Thank God this is the last season.

Transformers: The Last Knight
(2017)

One of the worst Transformer movies ever
I gave a 2 out of 10 just because of sympathy... I could give only 1 star too if i wanted to.

Pros: 1. Let's all agree that the graphics and special effects of the movie were once again amazing. And i guess that everyone loved the animations of the transformers.

2. The end was the only thing that actually made the movie a bit worth watching...

Cons: There are so many wrong and weird things happening on this movie: (SPOILERS!)

1. First of all, why they put a little girl acting against transformers or let her interfere in a war zone? Once again, let me repeat myself... WHY THE FK THEY PUT SPECIFICALLY A LITTLE GIRL aka the Mexican "bro" in this movie? Is she the "supergirl" too? LMAO... This was probably one of the biggest fails of all movies together. That was just a dumb move...

2. The movie is called "The last knight", but it's basically (NO WONDER!) about a woman that saved the world at the end of the day by grabbing a staff that everyone wanted. It should be called "The heroine wizard"...

3. The evil and more powerful character of all characters was, once again, a woman that was presented as "the god" and the creator of Optimus. How? Why it should be a woman again and why some random machines would need an alien creator? Shouldn't be a human? Or another machine? Why an alien and a woman? It makes no sense... again!

4. Once again, in another common movie of N.W.O, we can see that they demean men and they exalt women by saying how smarter and more capable they are than men.

5. Why they put an old man acting like the hero of the day by just shooting Megatron by himself with his pistol from 10m. away??? It was inevitable that he would die after that by just a punch of Megatron. lmao

And so much more... There were so many wrong things and gaps of the script of this movie, unfortunately.

I have come to the conclusion that since the past decade, every fking time they put women in famous movies and they give them a star role, then, most of the times, these movies always fail... I wonder if and when these smartasses directors and writers will ever realize that...

Back at the Barnyard
(2007)

Almost one of the best TV cartoon series ever
Some of the reviews, down here, are totally retarded. I didn't know that stupid people have the right to write reviews on this site.

Anyway, if any of you, smart guys, start to watch this cartoon, you will find out,eventually, that this TV series is very interesting, promising and adorable at some point. Personally, i watched it all in my language, and i loved it. It has great humour, smart plot, and amazing lines.

However, I gave a 7 out of 10, for 3 reasons, and it surprises me that no one mentioned them.

1. It passes some feminist messages: They make the female characters look stronger and way smarter than male characters. Watch Abby and Bessy for example. Otis looks like a stupid, weak, and helpless little cow in contrast with them. Also, Abby can lift weight, but the pig can't. WTF? Who wrote the script? A woman?

2. Bessy insults everyone for no reason, and especially the male characters, and acts like she doesn't give a fk. That's what a man would do, and it's completely disgusting and inappropriate if a woman does that. IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT! Once again, did a woman write the script?

3. Vegeterian crap. In an episode, they make Freddy admit to be vegan, even though he really isn't. He admits he doesn't want to eat his best friend, Peck the chicken, even though he tried many times to eat him in a lot of episodes. The animals are not dumb like human beings. They eat their prays, and they don't go against the food chain, like humans. If they are carnivorous, like humans, they eat meat. If they are vegetarians, they don't. They can't be both, and they can't change their way of life and nature. So, it's twisted and weird, by nature, to watch a carnivores animal go vegan like in this show. Once again, animals are not dumb like humans.

I have to say, though, that this cartoon is made mostly for young ages, even though most of their lines and plot are appropriate for all ages, cause they are funny, smart, and amazing, if you leave Bessy and Abby (in some cases) aside, of course.

Goosebumps
(2015)

Great movie with great fictional characters by R.I.Stine
I really liked this movie, even though i expected something way more exciting.

However, I have to mention that those who're saying that they hated this movie, like the 2 reviewers and their voters above my review, are just lying to themselves. These ones are just some miserable little kids who don't get happy with anything, and expect an extraordinary movie in order to like it. The special effects, the scenario, and the acting were pretty good. What else did you want? Monsters in 3d option? Omg... the humanity is f**ked up and gets more and more retarded!!! And by the way, if some of you hated this movie, there are 2 scenarios: Either you shouldn't watch it in the first place, or your IQ is negative.

Anyway, i definitely recommend it. In the beginning, it was quite boring, but a few minutes after, the action begins, and it starts to get interesting.

It has nice graphics, great fresh cast with the exception of Jack Black of course, and generally, it's such an enjoyable movie. This movie can literally give you any kind of emotion: joy, laughter, terror, agony, hate, love, nostalgia, etc.

It has great humorous scenes as well. My favorite actress in this movie was that (a little bit) over-weighted blonde woman. I never saw her in any movie before, but i laughed very much with her. Her lines and her acting were amazing.

P.S.: The actress that plays as Hannah, Odeya Rush, looks a lot like Mila Kunis. Their resemblance is unbelievable...

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