mrloganloco

This movie is the very definition of a B movie. It starts on the mountain top that couples make out at that apparently every town has. There's an unimportant ice cream truck with two unimportant characters we're supposed to like. The clowns fly by and to idiots think it's a shooting star for some reason and follow it. Next is the really sad scene where an old guy's dog gets killed, he starts crying, and he's killed by the Klowns. The couple from before shows up and is attacked by the Klowns and run away, leading them into town. When clowns attack the town, no one takes it seriously, even the cops. Well, one of two doesn't. He's convinced that the whole town is pranking him to get him fired, so he straight up stops answering the phone. It must be noted that these Klowns are total jerks. They go into a drug store and take everything off the shelves and scare the owner, but seemingly don't kill him. A ton of unimportant stuff happens and Debbie, of the previously mentioned couple, is captured and for some reason not killed. Her boyfriend, her ex, and the two dumb ice cream guys go to the amusement park and end up on the Klowns ship. They save Debbie and a really big Klown, supposedly their leader, shows up. Now it must be discussed that the clowns are killed by popping their nose, which what? So Klown colossus is killed by the ex (who's name I actually cannot remember) pops his nose with his badge in the most anti-climactic death possibly ever. Anyway, the brothers survive their car blowing up by hiding in the freezer and clown car ex machina saved the ex guy. That's it. The end. This movie has many flaws simply drawn from its own concept. However, this is a fun B movie that, despite being predictable, never upset me while watching it and held my interest.

Digimon the movie consist of four parts. The Angela Anaconda segment, the part in which they are young (pre-season one), four years ago (season one), and present day. Considering it's the first part of the movie, I'll start with the Angela Anaconda part. It's easily the worst part of this entire movie. Bad story, bad animation, bad characters, just bad. Then, to section us in from the end of Angela Anaconda to the start of digimon, we get a catchy song with the credits. I always liked this song and learned every word. Now, on to the Pre-Season One segment. This part shows the digidestined as little kids. There really is no point to this scene, but it's still one of the best parts of the movie. We see a digiegg go through every stage, from Botamon to Greymon. There are some good lines I this part that are funny every time. There is also a cool fight seen with Greymon and Parrotmon. Tai wakes him up with Kari's whistle, which is referenced later, albeit to a different WarGreymon. The next part of the movie is the Season One segment, which is the best part. A virus-infected digiegg hatches online and threatens all technology. This whole part is cool. It's got action, drama, comedy, and Omnimon. Tai's mom is the base of a lot of good jokes, and the cat does some funny stuff too. The Diaboromon clone fight is cool and I can watch it over and over. The final part is the Season Two part is the second worst part. Not to say it's bad, but it's not as good as the other parts (except Angela Anaconda). We see Terriermon and Kokomon and the inner struggle between Willis and the fact he has to destroy he own digimon. A lot more fight scenes in this part, but not as charming of characters. The highlights of this part are Yolei and Terriermon. Overall, I'd recommend this to people who watch the show, but other people not like it as much. I have literally watched this movie 4 times this week. That should put it in perspective.

Leo the lion is a funny film, but not for the comedy. All the jokes fail. But this movie is so bad that it's good. The songs were all bad, the best being Maximus Elephante's song and the worst being I'm a Vegetarian. The end of this movie pretends like nobody knew that Leo was a vegetarian. The animation in this movie is horrible. Nothing looks like anything. I shouldn't be able to count that there were exactly 5 tears in this movie. It's also never a good joke when a character says they're the comic relief, especially when they're the least funny character. The heart of the jungle was the least anti-climactic thing in film history. This film also contains the scariest thing in film history; lion-elephant hybrid babies. This movie is fun if you watch films that are so bad they're good, you'll like it. But if you like anything of quality, don't watch it.

I watched Ivan the Incredible on Netflix because I like to watch cheesy movies that are so bad they're good. Unfortunately this was not this case for this movie. This movie was just bad. Phase 4 films has some of the laziest work of all time. Ivan the Incredible was almost entirely made up of reused models. The humor is so bad that I didn't even smile during this film. One of the most annoying things in this movie is that they don't use money. They just say "That'll be 100" or "Miracles 50 each". A very minute detail that was so annoying I can't get over it. The only good thing that came from watching this movie is that now I make jokes about the insult "Jelly Tarzan". Tarzan is a big part of this movie for no reason. The dad is just obsessed with him to the point where he abuses his son and embarrasses him in public. This movie is as bland as dry toast. I hated all the characters and concepts. 20 minutes into this move I thought it was ending because it felt so long. Don't watch this movie. Ever.