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Hercules
(2014)

Review
Better than hunger games by 25 percent. Worse than clueless by 65 percent. God gave my life to a pigeon. I can see him comfortably in a bed with an empty calm mind.

Snow
(2004)

This is bad
Each actor in this is like a mosquito. As we watch this from outside the sphere, Santa clause is fixed in the center asleep with open eyes, he'd stopped himself. One of them falls to their knees and pulls Santa's boots off by their straps. At the film's maximum point we see a soiled father near a micro Crain. The film shows a leaking glass of wine at its mid point to let us know we need a 5 min bathroom break where we sit.

Monster Problems
(2020)

Review📿
Movie's about a server who becomes slowed after years of the rotted cheese inserted in his gums. Terrible plot, i mean, who really wants to see a guy kept on the floor by a bunch of slim plastic pipes. There's also a female medical doctor show with weak needs. They show her after work in the pool burping

Clouds
(2020)

Review
This one is flipping funny. Cars, boats, cleves, and larger than regular views of saturn from the earth. They fill the air in Ben weves room with something. We see him outside at night under saturn. Earlier, a malubal corner of a target air conditioner had formed into a whip. This is a life movie where someone is given 38+ months to attain good faith (based on ruth's romance chronicles 'the broken crows'). The person in this adapts by blending their food into a drinkable liquid. Target sells copies of a show called 'shane.

America's Got Talent
(2006)

Review
Humans are destroying the planet. And most of the movement and consumption causes little authentic happiness.

Ask 101
(2020)

Review
Hugh grant leaves a coffin whiping his face with his forearm (something made him leave). Cop stands there next to a truck with a tank attached to it. In the cops hand is a large water gun. What hugh grant sees is simple: the cop pointing the gun sunward with a cigar in his mouth. Cop says, "i dont have to tell you to try and stay alive? Do i hugh?" Hugh: "no, something makes me keep my body alive."

Sergio
(2020)

Review
May as well spin my flaps for you after seeing this. A single pink crayola crayon is brought to life in this one. Gets up off a slab of iron and stands at the window seal to scream yawn. And that's what to focus on here. It was high pitched and loud. Basically the entire film keeps showing functioning brains cause a lot of screaming. We can feel our heels birthing bits of copper when nothing is happening that were forced to need.

Go! Vive a Tu Manera
(2019)

Review
Id pay to have my body moved everywhere with a crain. Id have it put me in a dennys bathroom where id release this noise: ive got a weak grip.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
(2009)

Review
This wasnt good. I'll focus in on the dating sequence. Between dwight and sander. Throughout all that a ghost cop was standing on a chair, floating nearby in an un limited type of capacity. At the 3/4 stomping point of this movie a car is shown waking up after 34 years (by that time a cow had climbed a tree). The car opened it's eyes (located on one tire). A cop was out shining red light with a device. He sees a stack of gum wrappers floating. The gum wrappers float into his mouth and wrap his gums.

Vtorzhenie
(2020)

Review📼
I think i work for nike. They put shoes on all four of my stems and have me stand on a treadmill without moving. I cant believe this: if you stand in front of a closed door all day something will make you deem it as not right so you might not be able to do it again, which is f@'''' sick. If a persons asleep they wont have anything on their mind, like Michael buble or the sun. I like it when someone has a small pile of sand on their shoulder and they won't move at all because they dont want it to fall off. The sun is a controlled explosion. Its energy is one of the things we deal with without choice.

Block Z
(2020)

Review
Theres a dog who cant figure out what to eat for a snack in this. Dog is shown wearing a business suit (because of the mainframe shift) (couple kids found and flipped some hidden switches). Anyway, the dog opens some aluminum foil wrapping which reveals a single berry. Camera zooms in on the berry for 99.9% of the films running time. I like when people who want nothing go to work like this. You might offer them a good pillow and in response they'd pull out a small model of their body thats missing a hand.

Spaceballs
(1987)

Review
Movie is good. Best part of it: three guys in white pajama like jump suits front flip simultaneously because the ship will self distruct. In the end the woman was about to marry someone she didnt want. Someone else had to tell her not to which is patethic.

Mom
(2013)

Review
In season 1 a cow was put on southwest airline for years. The plane finally touched down in Denver for good because thats what they wanted to do with the cow.

Kitchen Nightmares
(2007)

Review
Ramsey helps chefs. Its cool how he gets mad when people aren't doing something right. The people get stressed out (its a good stress though) and transform into excellect human beings everytime. But the show isnt good, at all.

Family Guy
(1999)

Review
Its like hearing an extended fart while doing what most humans do. Which could be a full life of strolling the streets of new york staring at buildings.

The Big Bang Theory
(2007)

Review🦃
I'll say that seeing this is like being put still while a hog walks around my body. Several months ago a man was raking leaves in Michigan. He saw a telavision showing 'the big bang theory' being birthed from the ground. "I'll tell my grandfather about this," he thinks. His grandfather had been made tired from years of ship work. He would sit side saddle on a flying bed. And his reactions to most things (like food) were mainly careless.

Ghost Adventures: Crazy Town
(2012)
Episode 13, Season 7

Review
Its good. We like things that matter. Theres a dog in this episode. Theres a dog in this episode. They tryed to help the dog. The veterinarian ended up writing in his notes, at night, in the dark, surrounded by a bunch of soaked wood, with his hand resting inside a pound of tabacco: "this dog is 38 years old and is in fine health."

Nadie Sabe Que Estoy Aquí
(2020)

Review
Whoevere wrote this movie 'pauli' needed to have been transported from birth to a capsule full of a warm mixture of water and vicodin. Saw a human at home depot today. They had a couple of eyes, a couple of ears, a couple of hands. Etc. I got a huge hunk of plastic in my place. It's technically one solid piece but parts of it stretch into all the rooms and take up most of the space. I do whatever i want.

The Order
(2019)

Review
Show proves that 35 years out of the sun isnt whats intended for a human. They sell hidden barns to people. The barns come with a container of blue fluid, that when applied to skin, is supposed to cause comfort. Preson will be intended to search out this liquid in there and never be able to find it. Then at an un benounced moment a half eaten snickers bar will be fired at their skin.

Allagash
(2020)

Review🔓
Decided to make my life good just yesterday at 12:49pm. My buddy sulky (who honesty is a large object shaped like a st. Bernard) looks at me not able to say that what i do is mainly self driven. Sulky turns his stiff body on a dime in the passenger seat and it causes his head to bump the inside of the car. The next few minutes were spent seeing Princess Reebox shoe images on a screen, I stroke images of Princess Reebox shoes with my cheek. ✔

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
(2020)

Review
Look at the frozen food section at Trader Joes. Physical description: i look like copper coated objects, like a wall coated in copper is one possibility. Never got touched in the arm by a woman. For the diers, my ideal is as fallows: i like someone who will build a fresh door and slam it shut, then break their head through it. And say, "somethings making me want to pee on you."

Little Fires Everywhere
(2020)

Review
I like the clean floor. a desert with a human lives in a glass box. We see a person high five a wall. 1 day later theyre body gives fluid to a dennys toilet. It was done correctly but the person was incomplete when they executed that process.

The Great
(2020)

Review
Shantz stands on a rainbow. Simple tattoo on her arm (in crow red color) reads: "put some heat behind the helmet! If the stuff you do is deemed unspecial by your brain then head for plan B, which is to complete a succession of tasks while making your face look good." Theres a person who sits with a salad and a bunch of people imagining the hand of an exact human feeding her a tictak. Inevitably it becomes their turn to speak. The person says: i like living trees and taking in a lot of oxygen.

You Should Have Left
(2020)

Review
FULL day out there. Its pretty cool to have a brain that gets affected by the sun. Thats important, or maybe it's not. A person could live on standards, like they could only allow themself to deficate in a tiolet. In this movie a man and a woman took to each side of the inside of a train, i noticed the compartments seperate and speed up until there was not an ability to breath oxygen. And then there was a person holding onto their own wrist. Ounce a refrigerator was opened we saw a single staple inside it. Also, a nice car mainly went to waste.

Looks That Kill
(2020)

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Mortal drama creates the confined. 25 cops sit up in a tree with Slurpees petting their own ankles. If a person were to get everything they wanted from one cheerio theyd be able to not have a body. If you drive an f150 down the street thats nice. If you drive an f150 from a tree by way of remote control then youll be labled wierd.

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