ThunderKing6 Reviews (2,198)

Elemental (2023)

Trash

[3/10 · 15 March 2024]

It's has the cliche... Character died... Oh wait he's not dead trope... Ruins the whole movie.

Date:

March of the 15th 2024th

Genre;

Cartoon, kids

Duration:

One hour and a halfish.

What was this film/show/game about?:

Not sure. It was about a fire girl dating a water boy.

It has the typical romance and that's about it.

The story and the production overview:

Only includes 2 main elements.

It was cliche and had a weak motive plot.

Never cared for any character. The film felt trash. It was lackluster a cheap movie to get asses in the seats.

Overall:

Trash. Overrated. I hated the ending of them stopping the flood and coming back to life. .

Highlight:

The water, felt refreshing

Moral:

Love who you want. I guess.

Disney really dropped the ball on this. They could have done more friction between fire and water people.

Villian:

Wasn't one. The cloud could have been but they made the cloud soft.

Punny Rating:

Big TRASH

Finals words:

I don't recommend this film.

The Oscars (2024 TV Special)

Adjustments

[5/10 · 13 March 2024]

Date: March 12th 2024

Genre;

All genres in one, award show

Duration:

2 3 hours of watching people walk up steps.

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about fantastic modern day movies getting awards that they deserve because no one else could do it better... Apparently.

The story and the production overview:

It was just like the 95 Oscar awards... I mean do I have say more?

Should I critique how they walked on stage?

Johnny Cena, the wrestler that I always hated had a moment. What are the odds of that?

Go away Johnny Cena.

Overall:

Same old same old. Nothing stood out

Highlight:

Nothing.

Moral:

It's not about talent. Just ask Johnny Cena.

Villian:

Hollyweird and Johnny Cena.

Rating:

Just needs a trash can.

Finals words:

Great to see modern day movies being awarded because they work hard to produce wonderful movies all the time.

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths - Part One (2024)

Flash

[6/10 · 11 March 2024]

Date:

March 10th 2024. On daylight saving time.

Genre:

Cartoon, superhero, fantasy

Duration:

An hour and a bit of time.

What was this film/show/game about?:

It's a continuation of the previous 2 films. Which really don't matter at this point.

Well earth's are going to be destroyed while the Flash figures out what's going on and the justice league ASSEMBLE.

The story and the production overview:

Very weird how many of the superheroes don't know each other.

The animation fine.

Story is kind e confusing

I'm not all. Anticipating part 2 because these films are very confusing.

I never read the comics mind you.

Overall: Though confusing still has some entertainment value.

Highlight:

Nothing much.

Moral:

Time. Don't waste it or it will be wasted.

Villian:

Unsure. Wasn't seen.

Punny Rating:

Justice is confusing

Finals words:

Not Ness to see this.

Justice League: Warworld (2023)

Hex

[3/10 · 25 February 2024]

Date:

February 25th 2023

Genre; Superhero, animation, fighting

Duration:

Roughly An hour and a half.

What was this film/show/game about?:

Apparently it's a continuation of Legion of Superheroes. I forgot how that one ended.

This one well it's about Wonder Woman, superman and Batman getting multiverse abducted where they must go on an outbof place adventure.

The story and the production overview:

The animation and the voice work was fine.

The story felt weak and almost didn't make much sense.

They disappointedly made Jonah Hex into a simple Villian.

The story just wasn't put together well.

On the final reveal it was sort of confusing.

Overall:

A wasted opportunity.

Highlight:

There was nothing. Film felt plain.

Moral:

Remeber who you are

Villian:

Mongual?... The whole warworld thing was confusing

Rating:

Hashworld

Finals words:

Skip this hash. Felt like the producers were not interested in making this.

Bob Marley: One Love (2024)

Dread

[5/10 · 18 February 2024]

They dropped the weed on this one.

Date:

February 18th 2024th

Genre:

Biography, music, politics, drama

Duration:

Under two hours.

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was suppose to be about the life of Bob Marley but what was seen was a mix and match film about Robert Nesta Marley.

The story and the production overview notes:

I don't know the full story of Robert Nesta Marley but obviously Hollyweird would Butcher a man's story for a film. Whatever was accurate or not I'm not 100% sure.

The lead was okay... Better than what I thought but wasn't a Denzel for Malcom X. I still think he was miscasted.

Captain Marvel who plays Rita was okay... I could tell her accent was forced. I laughed at the start. She shown off her thiccness.

Didn't get much about his children.

They start off about the civil war but as the movie progressed they forgot about it.

I liked how they incorporated Rastafari into this film without obviously without preaching.

One of the producers sounded like a man child. That's not realistic for that time.

I didn't know if the Wailers were in this or not. They didn't address them by they barely addressed them by their name.

Overall:

An ok film but it was not good enough. I would have focused more on the civil war stuff instead of forgeting about it

Highlight:

Captain Marvels curves.

Moral:

One Love.

Villian:

Babylon.

Rating:

Babylon Nah feel This one.

Finals words:

Could have been better.

Pacific Rim (2013)

Drown.

[2/10 · 17 February 2024]

Date:

February 16th 2024th

Genre;

Technology, military, fantasy

Duration:

Two bloody long hours of this hash.

What was this film/show/game about?:

I'm not really. It seemed like it was about the military sect trying to stop these random cliche monsters that have no origin.

The story and the production overview:

The two scientist guys felt out of place. They were too jokey while everything else was serious.

The Asian lady was so cliche.

Honestly I have no idea what all the other characters purpose was.

Overall:

Very boring film

Highlight:

None.

Moral:

No idea but I thought the dog in this was really fuglee and gross looking.

Villian:

Not sure. I have no idea what those random monsters want.

Punny Rating:

Film should have drowned in the Pacific

Finals words:

Very boring film. I was reluctant to watching this because I had a feeling that it would be boring.

Franklin and the Green Knight: The Movie (2000 Video)

Mental

[4/10 · 11 February 2024]

Franklin acts like he's mental. No offence. I've been binging Franklin show for the first time, and he always gets depressed, makes horrible mistakes and in one episode he didn't know what a butterfly was.

I used to watch Franklin from time to time as a youth, but I didn't realize how annoying he was until now.

This will be both a movie and update review on the show.

Date:

February 11th 2024

Genre:

Children animation

Duration:

1 hour 15 minutes

What was this film/show/game about?:

Franklin shows that he's dumb, he takes a fairy tale seriously and puts himself and the worse character ever "Snail" endanger.

The story and the production overview notes:

For a movie, it's ok. If you ignore how dumb Franklin is. For an adventure story its pretty good.

They song quite a few horrible songs.

As a show, it can be annoying because Franklin gets depressed a lot for pity reasons. Bear is too sensitive, Beaver can be a rude, knowitall. Snail is the worst character ever. He or should I say she is too slow, therefore you ask a lot of questions about this character that doesn't get answered. Snail is worthless.

Overall:

Franklin is a dumb turtle. So annoying at times. For some episodes, the writing is lazy.

Highlight:

Fox, Owl and Rabbit were the best characters

Moral:

Don't be a dumb turtle.

Also, his parents didn't scold Franklin for running off like that. The film was resolved too quickly. Eagle made things too easy.

Villain:

Franklin because he's dumb.

Punny Rating:

Hey, it's A Dumb Turtle... Growing dumber

Final Words:

As a youth this show was one of the best during the prime of Treehouse TV. As an adult, it's not that good. Franklin is too dumb. And he'll get an annoying little sister.

The Little Bear Movie (2000)

Little

[10/10 · 11 February 2024]

Date : February 11th 2024

Genre:

Children, animation

Duration:

One hour and fifteen mintues

What was this film/show/game about?:

Little Bear meets another bear in the wilderness, and he tries to help him cope to bears who wear clothes.

The story and the production overview notes:

A very nice, wholesome movie. No annoying songs, with just a pure to the point story of heart.

It's like the show, but they add new characters from a new universe.

Overall:

A nice simple movie. Toddlers may enjoy. Its just we are in a new era of children and shows like this lack entertainment stimuli. They might be able to sit for 20 minutes.

Highlight:

Little bear going face to face with a mountain lion.

Moral:

Use your time and energy to help others.

Villain:

N/A. People m,ay say the mountain lion but the lion needs to eat just like Little Bear ate the fish... Sooo....

Punny Rating:

A little good movie

Final Words:

Very warm film.

Eddie (1996)

Corn

[8/10 · 10 February 2024]

Sometimes being very different from reality is what movies need to be entertaining. Eddie had many unrealistic moments and it helped make this film enjoyable

Date:

February 9 2024

Genre;

Sports, comedy

Duration:

1 hour 36 min

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about a taxi driver becoming the head coach of the New York Kinckerbockers. While being the coach and a Knicks fangirl The owner has secret plans.

The story and the production overview:

A nice sports film.

No one Sometimes being very different from reality is what movies need to be entertaining. Eddie had many unrealistic moments and it helped make this film enjoyable

Date:

February 9 2024

Genre;

Sports, comedy

Duration:

1 hour 36 min

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about a taxi driver becoming the head coach of the New York Kinckerbockers. While being the coach and a Knicks fangirl The owner has secret plans.

The story and the production overview:

A nice sports film.

A good movie for a weekend.

It has unrealistic stuff like moving a team from NY to st Louis.

If they want to move a team they will move a team they never tell a coach as if they need permission.

The growth was fine.

Seeing various nba players were cool too.

Overall:

Fine little movie.

Highlight:

Corny ending where the fans go on the court.

Moral:

Win!

Villian:

Cowboy owner. He was ok.

Punny Rating:

Felt like a championship film

Finals words:

Malik Sealy died in st Louis... What are the odds.

She's Gotta Have It (1986)

Choke

[2/10 · 4 February 2024]

Fourth quarter choke before the 4th quarter choke,

Date:

February 4th 2024 written 2/4/2024 or 4/2/24

Genre:

Romance, comedy, so-called black film

Duration:

1 hour and 24 minutes

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about a loose female, sleeping around with three men because she's gotta have it.

The story and the production overview notes:

I like the creativity, but the movie was kind of hash.

The characters had personality but the movie itself lacked colour, no pun intended.

Spike showed that he could act and was selected to be a successful filmmaker.

The female lead wasn't that attractive, lacked personality and had weird looking ta tas

Overall:

A boring film. Spike has done way better than this... Fortunately.

Highlight:

Got to see ta tas.

Moral:

Close the door.

Villain:

Nola. Was a loose canon.

Punny Rating:

This movie choked

Final Words:

Before Reggie was drafted.

Beowulf (2007)

Odin?

[8/10 · 3 February 2024]

It took me a week to finish this film because Paramount kept crashing. Finished only 97% of the film, but then Paramount crashed and In just gave up.

Date:

Feb 3rd 2024 2024

Genre:

Fantasy, fighting, war

Duration:

2 roughly 2 hours.

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about a kingdom getting under attack by a monster and dragon. A fighter randomly shows up and fights off the monsters.

The story and the production overview notes:

For a movie that only took place 80% in the dining hall,

Not much character development. Characters just exist for getting from point A to Z.

Why the monsters attacked the Kingdom. I don't know. The film lacked development, however somehow It was still pretty decent.

I didn't care much about any character but somehow the film was enjoyable despite Paramount Plus being hash.

Overall:

It was pretty decent

Highlight:

King being a benevolent oof

Moral:

Be ready to fight, no matter what.

Villain:

Those random monsters. They were ok. They lacked development.

Punny Rating:

By Odin's beard

Final Words

Paramount Plus ruined my experience.

Training Day (2001)

Crocked

[8/10 · 27 January 2024]

A day of training. Rookie becomes a rook.

Date:

January 26th 2024

Genre:

Crime

Duration:

2 hour long movie. But it goes by pretty well and fast

What was this film/show/game about?:

Training day was about a Rookie cop being setup to ride with a veteran cop. For the entire day the rookie and veteran go on a joy ride but does experience always conclude to success.

The story and the production overview notes:

A nice little piece of movie. At times I was rooting for the veteran cop and other times I wasn't. Other times I thought he was a reflection of the Punisher then withdrew that comparison.

Denzel played a very good Villian and made me hate his character.

Fact that this whole thing took place Ina day is absurd yet interesting.

Overall:

A nice film to chill to if you are angry.

Highlight:

Noticing Dr. Dre

Moral:

A Rook is one of the best pieces on the board.

Villian:

Alonzo. Very good Villian. He had so much power

Punny Rating:

A movie worth training for

Finals words:

24 hour Chess game.

Flashdance (1983)

Dance

[2/10 · 21 January 2024]

Not really sure what was going on in the movie. However, this movie had a hideous toddler mauler (pitbull) in the movie. It was very ugly and was very unnecessary to the film. I wonder how many people it mauled on set...

Anyways...

Date:

January 21st 2024

Genre:

Dance, Romance

Duration:

One hour and thirty-five minutes. Movie went by pretty fast despite not knowing the main premise.

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about a dancer girl who falls for her boss and wants to be a dancer while she dances at a pervy bar.

The story and the production overview notes:

Again, I'm not sure what was going on in the film. Only the Romance part made sense.

Characters come and go and don't get time to know these characters at all.

There was no development of a boss dating her own worker. None. No one cared. She dates the guy and that's about it.

Overall:

Meh of a movie.

Highlight:

Getting to see Tatas and buns

Moral:

If you want the girl. Keep asking.

Villain:

Johnny C he was a shady villain that lacked development.

Punny Rating:

Hashdance

Final Words:

There are way better dance movies than this hash.

Back to School with Franklin (2003 Video)

Koala

[7/10 · 20 January 2024]

Date:

January 20th 2024

Genre:

Cartoon, children, moral

Duration:

40 minutes

What was this film/show/game about?:

The woodland critters return from the summer and instead of seeing the wise Owl, they see a scooter riding Koala as their teacher.

The story and the production overview notes:

Franklin was being a blister for no real reason. He became depressed and had to act like he's entitled to a specific teacher.

They found people from Australia strange. I don't get it.

It did lack growth. Franklin came to terms with the teacher quite quickly, The development was fine.

Franklin's sister story was very pointless and was likely used to fill time.

Overall:

A nice little movie for children. For a 2003 film it did look really fresh for 2024.

Highlight:

Soccer match was kind of cool

Moral: Get to know people, try new things and don't act like you are entitled to anything.

Villain:

Franklin for being a blister.

Punny Rating:

Back to skool and Franklin still ends up as a fool

Final Words:

B-

The Berenstain Bears: At the Giant Mall/The Giddy Grandma (2004) Season 5, Episode 2

emasculate

[7/10 · 20 January 2024]

Date:

January 20th 2024th

Genre: Cartoon, Prosocial, based on book

Duration:

Two 10-minute episodes in 22 minutes.

What was this film/show/game about?:

The Bear family go to the mall and learn about what to do if you get lost.

In the second Sister, Bear learns stuff about her grandma for her school assignment.

The story and the production overview notes:

In The first Papa gets humiliated and looks dumb because he can't find the tool shop in the mall. Meanwhile, Mama and all the other female are seen as outstanding female bears.

Even Brother got punk'd by sister when they were eating.

In the second, Grandpa is buried by Grandma and her accomplishments.

This episode in a whole made the male bears look like a disgrace. It was toxicly harsh and humiliating.

Side note, Papa is used throughout the series as a dumb clown while Mama is seen as perfect without any blemish. It's so embarrassing.

Overall:

A good episode because of the lesson and for what it is, but they basically trashed Papa and Grandpa to make the Mama and Grandma look high and mighty without any faults.

Disgusting.

Highlight:

I guess sister finding out the things about Grandma, but I didn't like how they buried Grandpa.

Moral: Survival skills and get to know people.

Villain:

The writers

Punny Rating: A giant gritty episode

Final Words:

I was humiliated for Papa and Grandpa.

American Gigolo (1980)

I

[3/10 · 20 January 2024]

I expected more. This was boring.

Date:

January 19th 2024

Genre:

Xxx romance, crime, underworld

Duration:

One hour and fifty six minutes of this long dull film.

What was this film/show/game about?:

About a gigalo who is being framed for Murder.

The story and the production overview notes:

Really not much gigaloing going on in this film. He mostly just talking to women.

I expected more romance scenes and main going through struggles as well as the dark side to being an excort but all he did was talk.

Overall: Boring dull film.

Highlight:

seeing young Bill Duke's playing a Villian.

Moral: Sometimes the dead is worse than getting stds

Villian: Bill Duke's character and the politician

Punny Rating: Film felt like a trick

Finals words: Before he saves an prostitute. He was a prostitute.

The Berenstain Bears: Go Up and Down/Big Bear, Small Bear (2002) Season 5, Episode 14

I

[10/10 · 18 January 2024]

Papa bear has Alzheimer's or the producers really hate grown male bears.

Date:

Janurary 18th 2024

Genre:

Cartoon, Morals, Children

Duration:

22 minutes 2 11 min episodes

What was this film/show/game about?:

First was about planning ahead or Alzheimers awareness. Papa failed miserably

The second was about Brother being smug because he got a key.

The story and the production:

Both were fine episodes. 1st was the better by a little of the 2 because of the lesson and how they presented it. 2nd was fine, but it lacked more dept for the lesson being told.

Overall:

A good episode for background noise

Highlight:

Brother acting smug because he had a key.

Moral:

Planning ahead and patience.

Villain:

Probably Alzheimers

Punny Rating:

This episode was Up and Big

Final Words:

Good show.

The Berenstain Bears: Trouble with Pets/The Sitter (2002) Season 3, Episode 4

Am

[5/10 · 15 January 2024]

Another dog propaganda episode meant to brainwash children.

Sister was like "I don't want a pet that smells bad"... Then guess what they get a smelly dog.

Date:

January 15th 2024

Genre:

Dognuttery

Duration: 10 minutes of dognuttery in total 22 min.

What was this film/show/game about?:

The first episode was about Brother and Sister becoming dognutters by getting a worthless mutt.

The other was about Brother and Sister feuding with the Babysitter.

The story and the production overview:

Dog episodes are the worse. I don't understand how it's hyped this much despite dogs being dangerous, deadly and dumb.

This episode punishes children's potential intelligence by embracing dognuttery. It makes no sense.

The sitter episode was fine the dog episode was awful because dogs are unecessary but the push them as if they are important.

Overall: a lose and win episode.

Highlight: Papa kept getting interrupted

Moral:

Dogs are worthless.

And Own up to your mistakes.

Villian: Dogs and dognuttery

Punny Rating: Worthless episode

Finals words: I hate dogs the 2nd episode saved this episode.

Daddy's Little Girls (2007)

The

[10/10 · 14 January 2024]

Probably the best Tyler Perry product ever.

Date:

January 14th 2024

Genre:

Tyler Perry, drama, romance

Duration:

1 hour and 32 minutes

What is this show about?:

A dedicated father fights for his three children while going up against their thug and criminal mother. On his journey to win his daughter, he meets a lawyer.

The Story and the production Overview:

This was a very nice, down to earth, simple, warm movie produced by Tyler Perry.

You got to see familiar faces and the movie though very predictable was very entertaining from start to finish.

The only thing that I would say that was creative was making the mother a thug instead of the father. That was a very unoriginal move. Got to see a positive, dedicated man instead of a white Knight as the protagonist.

Overall:

A nice little movie to enjoy on a Sunday evening

Highlight:

I like how it was an entirely different take on a romantic story.

Villain:

Thug mom and her goonies

Moral:

Search and search and you will find.

Pun rating:

Heimdall's guard was down. But he still prevailed

Final Words:

Nice film. Job job Mr. Perry.

House of Payne (2006– )

Most

[1/10 · 14 January 2024]

Show of Hash

Date:

January 14th 2024

Genre:

Tyler Perry

Duration:

Over 300 plus episodes

What is this show about?:

Silly, hooliganism of an uninteresting slobby family.

The Story and the production Overview:

I don't know how a hash show like this could last for over 300 plus episodes. It's unfunny. Scenes are hash and the characters make you want to watch something else.

Overall:

Horrible show i'm still appalled that this show lasted for so long. While better shows get can'd.

Highlight:

When you forget this show exist.

Villain:

Tyler Perry of course.

Moral:

This show teaches people to be duh and annoying. Don't do that.

Pun Rating:

House of Hash

Final words:

Ridiculos.

The Berenstain Bears: The Big Blooper/Nothing to Do (2003) Season 4, Episode 5

Censored

[10/10 · 13 January 2024]

Date: January the 13th 2024

Genre; Animation, based on book

Duration: 22 min within 10 min episodes

What was this film/show/game about?:

Sister and Lizzy watch a movie and they learn a naughty word.

Brother and sister have nothing to do at home but then they do.

The story and the production overview: Furball. Yup Furball was the naughty swear word that was considered a swear word.

It's funny and corny at the same time.

It was to the point episode. Nothing more or less.

In the 2nd it was a fun cat and mouse like episode. Very fun. It was of Brother and Sister help cleaning the house without Mama and Papa knowing.

Overall: Fine simple episodes

Highlight: Furball. Sister and Lizzy calling bears Furball.

Moral: Don't call people bad names and help out

Villian: Sister for swearing at people

Rating:

This episode was Furball good

Finals words: Nice family.

The Berenstain Bears: Out for the Team/Count Their Blessings (2002) Season 3, Episode 7

Person

[10/10 · 13 January 2024]

Date: January 13th 2024

Genre: Children, moral, animation, book

Duration: 22 min 10 min an episode

What was this film/show/game about?:

Brother and Sister compete to make the baseball team.

In the next episode mama and papa get annoyed when brother and sister talk about what their friends have.

The story and the production overview:

1st ep was fine. I just didn't like how in the end both got their way. Also didn't like how there wasn't a girls Team just so then can push their subtle narrative.

In the 2nd was a nice wholesome episode.

Overall: A fine episode to waste time on. Young Children wont understand the message of the 2nd or 1st but still good episodes.

Highlight: The warmness of the 2nd episode it felt so cozy.

Moral: Don't get discouraged and be grateful

Villian: Brother and sisters head and greediness

Rating: This ep was a blessing

Finals words:

No way sister made this team but couldn't play soccer with the older girls. Obviously there was a narrative.

CoComelon Lane (2023– )

On

[1/10 · 13 January 2024]

Let's try this again.

Date: Redoing review on January 13th 2024

Genre; So called children, animation, songs

Duration: depends if you are watching on YouTube or treehouse could be 5 min to 20

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about telling children what they need to b through song and story.

The story and the production overview:

Hash animation, horrible songs with a determination of making children into what they need to be.

Overall: A very hash program.

Highlight: None. This show is awful it does not have a flexible message

Moral: Cry cry baby and when you get older you will cry again.

Villian: People that want to be themselves.

Punny Rating: Hash-loco

Finals words:

Why does this show exist?

The Goonies (1985)

Imdb

[3/10 · 13 January 2024]

Date: January 13th 2024

Genre: Adventure, children

Duration:

1 hour and fifty three minutes

What was this film/show/game about?:

A group of children stumble upon a map and artifacts and seek to find the treasure

The story and the production overview:

A hyped movie that turned out to be meh. The dialogue is annoying and rushed.

The big kid was the most annoying

The movie was highly uninteresting.

Overall: This movie is good for background noise.

Highlight: Nothing stood out

Moral: Finders Keepers or let it be so you can sleep.

Villian: Boring weird looking Villians.

Punny Rating:

This movie is a goon. Wish it could have ended gooner.

Finals words: A Hash classic.

South Park: Eat, Pray, Queef (2009) Season 13, Episode 4

emsheeU

[7/10 · 1 January 2024]

This basically predates the MCU becoming em she u just as the MCU was kicking off in 2009.

How about that?

Then SP made a panderverse episode about it...

Has south park ever been any different from the current MCU?

Not really.

January 2024th 1st.

What was this episode of Southern Park about?:

It was a debate between the males and females about blowing gas. Yup. Then we take a walk into Canaduh where Terrance and Phillip have a thaang for two broads.

The Story and the production overview:

Not Southern Parks best but it was a decent gross story that predates the pandering that was to come 10 years from this episode premiered.

It was almost exact where weeman are being trolled by triggered men.

Overall: a decent ep to past the time. I did like the song at the end but it was kind of gross.

Highlight:

Butters freaking out

Moral:

Equal rights

Pun rating:

Ep didn't blow hash to say the least.

Final words:

Stiller.