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First off I'm impressed by the sets and acting in this from start to finish, with a few accent slips and redo-able lines but apart from that, Original, funny, sad and surprising so its really 2 thumbs up........ Siskels or Eiberts bum.

If you're a fan of Sci Fi or "Man on the run from the evil Corporation to save his family" style episodes/shows then this is for you. What will impress you more is that Daniel MacnCheese is acting well beyond his Neighbours days in OZ and should truly be called Daniel Macpherson as he isn't filled with cheese anymore.

Shame the creatures didn't seem that realistic (they reminded me of the Sketchies? in The Dark Crystal but silly how they didn't look physically possible to move the way they did) but overall very enjoyable and looking forward to the next volume as it looks like it might get a bit Bioshockish???

So how do you like you Franco? Fried? Got you covered.

How do you like your villains? Creepy? Served.

How do you like your Aliens/Xeno's? Suspenseful? Eeeehhhh

And your jokes? Fingery? solid

A weird human mannequin out of science class? Check

People/Chicks who freak out and shoot anything? Yup

Overall without spoiling much apart from a Steven Seagal (Executive Decision) like cameo this movie can be seen on the small screen as there is no real visual O faces to be had. Great that it flows on from Prometheus but where is the stalking and suspense of the Xenos? Fassbender and McBride are solid but the rest of the cast is OK if not just bearable in some parts. Part script/director/art direction but you feel that AVP delivers a better and more suspense final product.

Just when you thought it was building up they show a cock and balls space ship which must have been an ode to Spaceballs? Maybe but seemed a bit out of phallic...oops I mean place.

If you went into the first Guardians not expecting much but was very pleasantly surprised and thought the sound track would be better in Vol 2 given the success/budget of the first then you will feel slightly disappointed.

However the movie does have all the bits required to keep everyone engaged and enjoying the movie. They still use the 'not super hero' or slightly different angle with story telling and camera but felt that it didn't pop like the first Vol did.

I am still scratching my head as to Why Vin Diesel is credited with Baby Groot/Groot.

Godzilla and Zoltron rip off fight with few laughs scattered but entertaining.

So Anne Hathaway moves away from NYC and back home because of a sandy vagina, Jason Sudekis is the local who never left town and owns the local bar that she starts works at. Everyone is having a good time in the USA but a monster starts attacking Seoul with a connection to the 2 of them back in the day. Things go south when Anne gives her Hath away to another chap which causes Sudekis to go full cra cra crazy, which is kind of out of nowhere. Don't think Godzilla or Pacific Rim monster fights as well, you will be sorely let down. The end pisses me off more ways than one as its hypocritical and poorly finished.

That being said, its a movie that makes you think a little, great way to link drunkenness and destruction but think they could have done more character development in the middle to end with the great performances by Anne and Jason.

If you liked Kung Fury, Turbo Kid, Sharknado or anything with Barbara Streisand then Neil Stryker is watchable. Not love as it just isn't that good or bad or bad good or good bad if you catch my drift. Its just bad for way to long compared to the ones first mentioned above. Watch after chopping a full bowl and pleasuring your partner as they will get restless after 5 minutes.