klottese

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Hustle
(2022)

Adam Sandler has...
You have found your sweet spot. After wincing through so many, if not all your films-but still laughing pretty hard.... I have always loved him despite "doing grandma", you've got it now. Please keep making these films. I have been wishing for this to finally come out of you. Your true passion for sports plus his need to tell the underdog story. This is Moneyball but even better. And the Spanish angle (not Chinese). Really sexy for us tall girls. Thank you!

Huge in France
(2019)

I thought it was brilliant
Major credit to Gad. I'm an English teacher in France...for the past 9 years. I'm telling you what Gad did to get to that speaking level is astounding. His accent is amazing. Bravo baba. So Gad if you see this and want to keep up with an American, call me!

All the actors are amazing and unforgettable, believable. It's painful to watch in a good way.

Loved the running Alan Ross bit.

The Cat in the Hat
(2003)

You would never know
You would never know that Mike Meyers was unhappy doing his job. I thought Mike Meyers was true to his brand. He was fun. Come on he did Fat Bastard how is this beneath that?

The colors, the jokes, the set design, Alec Baldwin. Loved it!

My students had fun. It's just what I imagined when I was a kid what would happen if the book came to life.

Superstore
(2015)

If you've never seen Kids in the Hall...
Then you won't get Glen and the genius behind what's going on there.

I love the sarcasm and the attempt to touch on some very horrible parts about living in the US.

Carrie Pilby
(2016)

Oh no.... just not good.
For being so smart Carrie is such a brat. Unbareably so. Why are men falling all over her? I don't get it at all.

Ocean's Eight
(2018)

The biggest female stars of all time
What happened? The most famous women in the world and I could barely hold on for 20 minutes.

Brews Brothers
(2020)

It was funny right away!
I think it's hilarious! Totally reminds me of my Wisconsin days.

Swedish Dicks
(2016)

So natural
The chemistry between everyone is so great! I loved it when they'd slip into Swedish.

Swedish Dicks
(2016)

So natural
The chemistry between everyone is so great! I loved it when they'd slip into Swedish.

Honey 2
(2011)

Total cute!
Real fun to watch. All about confrontation and growth. I really liked the sound track too.

The Boy Next Door
(2015)

That's what you get for being polite.
Or more like ladies that's what you get for sleeping with someone who actally turns you on. Over and over the message to the ladies is you better be grateful for getting married and having kids and therfore put up with EVERTHING and continue to serve with a smile. Keep yourself super hot too for your fat ungrateful husband. Yeah nice! Well at least she gets to rectify her big mistake. Shame on her right?

Sexiness is all there and it's pretty freaky!

Written with a smidge of sarcasm and a side of bitterness.

Chenoweth and J-Lo who knew... that's a good match.

Thunder Force
(2021)

You haters don't get it
How about instead of saying Falcone should stop how about YOU just don't watch his stuff? Leave us to our silliness. It's fun and we need some fun! Great subtle digs and ramblings. I'd say it's for the 40 somethings who are caught in the middle of a big mess.

The Serpent
(2021)

A real global cast
Legitimate actors from the countries they say they are from. No fake accents. An authenticity. You feel like you could have been in this story. Damn scary.

Disjointed
(2017)

Get past episode 2
Carter, Pete / Dank and Dabby! !! Oh my! I will watch everything they are in. There's so much going on there. The weed is just a background.

Fractured
(2019)

Wait, do I have a head injury?
Netflix keep it up!!! Good acting from EVERYONE really! I thought the 2 cops were the real thing! Anything in North Dakota or Minnesota already puts me on edge! So don't plan on sleeping just after this one!

Passengers
(2016)

The acting!!
Yes finally something that felt real. These 2 are fantastic together. Best casting ever.

The Confession Tapes
(2017)

Having grown up in the 80s and 90s
I completely understand how people can confess. If you grow up in a church community you are born a sinner. Priests and youth ministers can get you to do anything. Everything you know down deep is wrong but yet we were trained to submit to authority. Get their praise. They know best right? When professionals say something you take them at their word. There was no quick way of fact checking! I believed every word any adult told me. I still have this issue today even though I am well educated and medically of sound mind and intelligence.

How did Hitler convince so many? Get them young, get them weak, be persistent.

Making a Murderer: exact same time period. Same techniques.

Veep
(2012)

Best best best show ever!!
I love/hate every character. The cringe/dead-on truth ratio is perfect. Christina I love you!! Genius! I truly believe her use of horrid language is artfully done!

Big Mouth
(2017)

I LOVE IT!!!!
I am a lady in her 40s that teaches 5th grade. So yeah!! I am not ashamed. The show is brilliant and every actor in this is playing the perfect part for them. You hormone monsters are the best by far Connie! I just can't believe Will Arnett isn't one of them.... what are ya gonna do baby?

Constantine
(2005)

I just can't
If I have watch one more movie with KR trying to do a 'manly' take on some version of himself I will barf. I've never seen an actor be so bad at trying to be himself. I hated the first 5 minutes so why torture myself any further?

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
(2017)

Made for gamers and teens
Yuck! First 30 seconds I couldn't make it through. Dump it! I like the actors a lot. But Shall we just call it? If the elephant is already swinging his big trunk around destroying things than won't all the dicks be swinging around too? Hells no I won't watch this.

Logan Lucky
(2017)

So bored with the camp bit
Is there nothing good out there that is NOT desperately trying to be like something they watched when they were a kid?... I mean it could at least have a few bits that belong to themselves. I'm so f'n bored!! Of course I hated Oceans 11,12... the too cool for school types... I am take it or leave it with Adam Driver too so I'm a tough audience. But still these are great people imitating stereotypes ... as usual. If you are going to do a throw back, I prefer 21 Jump Street to be honest.

Children of Men
(2006)

I was excited for the first one 10 minutes
Finally something great, but nooo! All this trying too hard with the throw back to the good times. The music, Moore's memories of old times, pauses... in general, very sleepy acting. Snore.

Why is Clive Owen always in these clueless parts? He's always questioning and hopeless. Such a victim. Always drinking and wasting himself... well his characters anyways.

Heaven forbid the inferifertility comes from the men! In real life it often does, hello. Alcohol makes the swimmer count go way down. They are the ones with the Y chromosome... passing on who knows what. If a woman is infertile it would have to be a lot more complicated to get to that point. Jesus.

Freud
(2020)

Freud is gorgeous! !
I'm American, I hate dubbed stuff buy I hate subtitles more: The voices are really decent. The show has a great look and the characters all hold their own. I can really get into this.

Vikings: The Departed
(2017)
Episode 2, Season 5

Um hello!!
Did Largatha just rape King Harald Finehair? Holy !! Well that's a first for me! Girl power!?

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