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The Whole Truth
(2016)

A lie is not a twist."- Bob's Burgers
One of the best lines to come from the show. I love films such as Memento, Sixth Sense, The Skeleton Key, The Usual Suspects,The Others, Psycho, Fight Club, even Devil's Advocate, and several other films with the "technique" used here. The difference between those films and this one? The Whole Truth is lying to the audience.

For me, Mike refusing to talk was a dead giveaway that his mother knew something she wasn't saying. Watch enough movies and there are telltale signs. Why would a mother do this to her son? WHY? An affair is not a reason. Why would Keanu's character want him to talk so badly knowing what he could say? WHY? Who could guarantee any outcome? It's absolutely nuts that Mike would allow his mother to lie on him like this. At no point did it seem like they were aiming for a mistrial. Why would the kid shut down and refrain from speaking but have so many witnesses say they heard him say a variation of he did it? Not even hearsay that could be discarded. Did he and his SPOILERS-------co-conspirators think his age would protect him?

Keanu and Renee had zero chemistry. RZ being Loretta made it a safe assumption that the movie would have something develop between them, but even a little bit of heat between the actors might have made the lengths they went through believable. There are no signs of the intensity of the affair, the length of the affair, how the affair started. Nothing. You mean to tell me in this smallish community nobody knew about this affair? The flashback scenes to the bbq cannot be trusted because every main character is lying.

With movies such as this, the audience should be able to rewatch and see all the pieces fall in place. How the characters' previous interactions shown in the film make the climax believable. Where are the scenes between Mike and his mother? What's their actual dynamic if she would do this to him?? It is absolutely absurd that this 17 yr old kid would do this. This movie doesn't even try to make this similar to how Lana Turner's daughter's killing of her stepfather went down. Lawyer or not, Mike showing up and spoiling it means that the murder was not seamless and mistakes were made. This movie wants us to believe that no signs of R except that watch were there.

Another problem is that this movie does not involve the investigation at all. No other fingerprints found in the bedroom? On the knife? No neighbors saw Ramsay's car? Or any car over time coming and going that wasn't Boone?

I enjoy a twist. I don't enjoy a lie. By the end, what about this movie could be believed? Ramsay was an unreliable narrator so having everything from his POV calls the entire script into question. Calls even the entire "what really happened" into question. I do not like when movies have people who are co-conspirators pretend in their interactions when no one else is around (ex. Ramsay and Loretta after the acquittal). They weren't being watched. We weren't meant to believe they could be heard by anyone else. It's so phony.

I won't cape for Boone bc who really knows, but it's clear everyone in this story benefited from portraying him in the most evil of lights. It was so lame when right before his life and freedom was decided, Mike asks his mother if she was actually abused. I'm sorry, what? I also just find it disgusting whenever r8pe is used so flippantly. He and his mom don't EVER discuss it and it allegedly had been happening since he was 12! He also admitted it was a lie. This is a messy movie.

Give it a pass and find another courtroom drama. Something with more intrigue and suspense. I eventually read the wiki to find out the climax while watching. This movie wants you to believe that nothing could go wrong in this very ambitious scheme when nothing onscreen seems that tight at all. When all parties are lying for their own interests.

What was the lesson here? A better ending would have been Ramsay realizing that he may have gotten away by he hasn't gotten by. We're supposed to believe Janelle would not still be curious and noticed Ramsay slipped up somehow? That Mike would not be stewing in resentment over this bc of the stigma? That Ramsay and Loretta would live happily every after? Will either of them ever feel the walls closing in? Seems to me that as a lawyer, Ramsay should know that cases get reopened and the actual killer could still be found. This would have been worth something if it were filmed like a Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode and gave the audience something to think about. What was the point of the narration if Ramsay was lying through it? Maybe The Whole Truth is a lazy play on words.

By the end of TUS, we knew Verbal/Soze was lying. By the climax of T6S, we realize that Cole was trying to get Malcolm to see the truth. I just really didn't like this and I blame having higher expectations. It's a quick watch because nothing is actually suspenseful and you won't find rewinding to see if you missed something important.

This seems like an easy money movie for Reeves, Zellweger, Belushi, and Lucas. A cheaper cast might have helped this movie make a profit. None of these characters feel real, and none of the roles had to be portrayed by such recognizable faces. What a disappointment.

The Advocate's Devil
(1997)

Meh. Thought it was a parody at first. Or a Tubi original
The best thing about this movie is that the story moves quickly. There are no real lulls. Other than that, nothing here is subtle and everything falls exactly into place and goes according to how it needs to for Abe. This movie needs the daughter to be as googly-eyed and dumb as bricks to actually accept a date from this guy. I do not buy that she is so starstruck that she doesn't get that maybe sometimes her DEFENSE ATTORNEY FATHER defends sketchy, and probably not innocent, people. Abe raised an idiot. It's hard to feel sorry for someone who acts so utterly stupid. Did she deserve it? Of course not, but she actively lied and KNEW how her dad would react to her "dating" with a client. She just could not have been that enthralled with this psycho who just beat a r&pe charge. The whole thing is just too smooth. Too clever. Too convenient. It would be more believable if, as I originally thought from the short description, that it was a college athlete for whom everyone ran cover and made money off of. The daughter ignoring red flags for a guy her own age sounds more likely. Joe is an old man to her. Or should be.

I've never read the book (didn't know there was a book), but assuming the bones of this story are the same, is Dershowitz saying that all of this would be totally ok for a lawyer and an off duty cop to do? Fake warrants? Can you violate privilege in a roundabout way? Genuinely asking. Why do this for drama? The guy is obviously a sleaze, but it's just absurd that there are no obstacles to getting what they want when it's the daughter (Emily? Honestly who cares). Joe being a hacker was definitely the MacGuffin I didn't expect. The dude was a psychopath. We're supposed to believe that he would use Naismith as a password and an alias?? I was only 14 in 1997, but The Net came out in 1995. What Angela did in that movie was hacking. Even in 1997, was looking up court cases really considered hacking?

The romance between Abe and Olivia is harmless until the depraved freak reveals to Emma what happened with her mother's death. Why is this here? When the daughter mentioned that Benson was a friend of her mother's, it raised my eyebrows, but why even make it an affair and then expect us to look at their scenes the same? Oh but of course, the daughter speaks for her deceased mother and gives Benson and Abe permission to continue pretending the mom didn't discover an affair. This is ridiculous. Again, convenient.

Abe's daughter understandably struggles with what happened and it has her feeling some kind of way about her father. Abe's demeanor, facial expressions, and mood never change throughout this ordeal. We don't get any sense other than words that he's struggling with what his chosen profession might have indirectly done to his daughter. He hasn't lost anything personally or professionally. The cop helping him for sure got suspended. It would have been nice to hear him question his entire career and whether or not any of his clients were like Joe. There's no reflection, no scenes of Joe by himself lost in thought. Nothing. There has yet to be a scene where he and Benson acknowledge that they had an affair. It's again. Too smooth. I was born in '83, so obviously Thirtysomethings is not a show that would have interested me, so I only have the acting in this movie to go on. Abe's acting is too stoic and constant, so it's hard to get a sense of what he feels. None of the characters feel real in fact.

This definitely feels like a tv movie. Maybe even a 3-episode arc of a 90s courtroom drama. I only turned this on because the title caught my attention on Tubi. I also love how the movie ends w/o the verdict bc how many times have we seen surprise verdicts? Obviously a conviction is the desired outcome, but when everything in this movie is just happening in the protagonist's, it's hard not to be cynical about what's onscreen. I assume Alan D's intention was to make a statement about his profession. Anatomy of a Murder, Primal Fear, The Lincoln Lawyer, and of course, Devil's Advocate are much better takes on the defense lawyer-with-a-crisis of conscience trope. I will never watch this again.

5/10 for being a quick watch.

Fatale
(2020)

Not great but not awful. Watch once
Don't think too hard after watching bc the more you do, the worse the movie gets. To be honest, I had low expectations of this. I watched it on Tubi. No shade, I'm enjoying their offerings, but it gets recommended alongside the Tubi originals, so yes, I judged a book by its cover. I was expecting your basic, lazy copycat Fatal Attraction, but the movie surprised me there. This is a very violent movie. Every single character, with the exception of the little girl who never utters a word, wants another character dead. I agree with another reviewer that everyone is unlikeable. What are the chances that they're both in Vegas and from Seattle of all places. I live in the DC area, and it's not a stretch that I could run into someone from home in NYC or Philly. They're all close enough to be plausible. LA would have made more sense.

I won't rehash the meat of the plot. A lot of it was typical for a movie of this kind: blackmail, lying to hide bad behavior, compounding bad behavior, obsession, threats, etc. The ending is crap. Derrick still killed a man with a gun that wasn't his, accident or not. He went to kill him so how did he get off consequence-free? Plus, that guy was a politician. I found it completely unnecessary given that the end result was a little girl is now an orphan on top of being disabled because of her mother's recklessness. If Derrick wasn't going to be made to at least be accountable for that, then the father should not have died. My guess is the writers felt he "deserved" it because of whatever scandal he was under investigation for (honestly, the scenes regarding it happened so fast, I have no clue what it was about). He was the parent that had the child's best interest. By far that was the most undeserved and over the top death. Not to mention, Valerie seemed more interested in getting back at her ex-husband, than she was actually acknowledging what her actions did to her child.

The gotcha moment with the recording...um, ok so they're fighting and shooting it out and that phone just stayed put the whole time in his jacket? Did he not also confess to shooting her ex-husband? I don't see how that recording would just absolve him of his crime. Honestly a better twist would have been for the movie to still have the scuffle but have the gun go off and hit the wall or something. Then Derrick could return and have Val think he did it but the ex-hubs would not have been killed. I just really wasn't feeling the ending. At least til that point, all he was was a cheater. I'm in my 30s, and I watch a lot of TCM, and I admit, I am a fan of the Hays Code under certain circumstances. There's absolutely no way he would have avoided jail. Even in Leave Her to Heaven, Richard was held accountable for indirectly covering up Ellen's murder of their baby. This movie let itself down in that regard.

I'm not someone who needs a movie explained to me, but this movie could have elevated itself with some added details and maybe replacement scenes. For example, adding the exact moment (in flashback) where Valerie decided to use Derrick. Granted, he used her for sex, but it is quite the leap to go from a consensual encounter, to feeling betrayed, to wanting him to commit murder. Her behavior might have made more sense if they'd spent an entire weekend together. Ironically, the affair was technically not the catalyst for this. Well, not Derrick's affair. But his wife's with his business partner plus the partner wanting to sell, and apparently needing Derrick dead for it all, was so over the top. How did the wife and Rafe react to Hilary shooting them? Who called the police? Where were those scenes? Did the wife recognize Valerie as the detective? Additionally, while yes, her killing those two idiots at her loft was self-defense, why did they use movie magic to make it all disappear? Did she call anyone? I mean, the movie made the case seem high profile...nobody was curious? The movie should have left us with an idea how she got rid of them. One of my pet peeves is when a movie is so contained that it makes no sense.

The voiceovers with Terrance J and whoever the other voice was...pure cringe and so preachy. Had I been in the theater for this, I probably would have groaned. It would have also been nice if in the dialogue wrap up, they'd mentioned that maybe all of Valerie's cases were being looked into. Even her death was cliche. I think a far worse fate for her would have been going to jail for life knowing that she'd never see her daughter again.

All in all, this movie is not Oscar-quality but not quite Razzie worthy either. It does beg to question how they hooked Swank. Maybe on paper the character was interesting, but again, it's not art, it's not Fatal Attraction, it's not Play Misty for Me. I also believe both Mikes could do better than this. The is a streaming quality film and it makes zero sense that this was put in theaters during C-you know what.

As an aside, Mike Colter's character's name made me laugh. Someone was clearly a fan of the soap opera Port Charles and The Walking Dead.

5/10 because I finished it. I took away a star due to the ending.

My Boys
(2006)

I watched during the og run...it was decent, but all these years later...
I would never sit through a show with such a Mary Sue like PJ again. You gotta suspend your disbelief quite often in this show, and I can admit that now. PJ has ZERO chemistry with every single guy she dates, she has no sex appeal (even though the show tries), but she's supposed to be the most desirable on this entire show. Even more than Elsa or any of Brendan's girlfriends (PJ hates them all btw, but she couldn't handle the guys not liking Hank or Evan).

I grew up a tomboy with a lot of guy friends and even some guy friends who I liked and who liked me. I cannot (well could not) relate to PJ. I could relate to Joey Potter though. Maybe she's an avatar for the creator (wouldn't be the first time), but the way Jordan S portrays her, there's a lot that's just hard to believe. We're supposed to believe that Keith from Scrubs ( her flirting with him was soooo unprofessional), the guy from Warehouse 13, Carter from Eureka, Jeremy Sisto, Bobby's brother, a couple of guys she wasn't interested in etc etc all were into her with her personality being as dull as it was. Literally the only guy this show claimed wasn't into her was a gay guy. It's not about her being a tomboy...it's about how dull she was. Playing poker and drinking beer is not a personality. She always looked awkward in a dress and heels, with curls in her hair, during her bedroom scenes, the stereotypical Chuck Taylors...I wasn't buying it. I mean, better "tomboyish" characters are the aforementioned Joey, Parker from Leverage, Icebox from Little Giants, and Queen Latifah's character on Living Single. They all had fleshed out personalities beyond "isn't she just so awesome and perfect?" Even as an unserious comedy, it was too much. PJ is also just there in a lot of scenes even though it's her show which makes sense when 3 of the 5 guys are stand up comics.

One of the most obvious Mary Sue scenes was when everyone was ragging on Trouty (who was a fun addition), including PJ, but by the end, he only reciprocated criticisms of the guys. Yet she joined in every time dogging him. Another time was when she did a horrible job for her first tv gig and tried to blame sexism (so typical and ironic since she's one of the guys until she doesn't want to be), but then instead of the show letting her take the L, Bobby gets on the same show and also embarrasses himself too. She also supposedly has all these other friends when the show makes it clear that the only people she wants to hang out with are these guys. It's also ironic how Stephanie had enough ambition to write a bestseller, but even she is supposed to be a loser at times (compared to PJ) and PJ does nothing but write a column (which Bobby also does so it's not unique to her) and her one book opportunity fell through. Overly propped lead characters are a pet peeve of mine. I think her inner monologues are designed to make her Carrie Bradshaw-esque, but even Carrie had some low points on the show.

By far, the best part of the show was Gaffigan and when he left, the show definitely lost something. IMO, he was the non stereotypical character which can probably be attributed to Andy being PJ's brother and not another type of guy attracted to her (eye roll). I'm sure JG ad libbed a lot too. I actually liked all of the guys for the most part. Bobby I remember from some Disney tv movies growing up; he was definitely the Marty Sue of the group. If the guys weren't fawning over PJ, they were fawning over Bobby. Mike is essentially the group's Joey Tribbiani, but couldn't figure out how to act around women? They always had Kenny and Stephanie snapping at each other but there was absolutely zero UST, so their hooking up at the ranch was too much. It just wasn't enough to make you think they deep down were attracted to each other. Like Xander/Cordelia, Ron/Freddie on A Different World, Bradley and Ted on Hey Dude (yikes I feel old), or even that one time Niles and Lilith hooked up. Or Niles and CeCe Babcock (perfect example of UST)! Stephanie's actress oversold how much she hated Kenny compared to how mellow Kenny was. We were also never given a source of their ill feeling towards each other, so it couldn't be determined if it was justified. It was rarely funny. Brendan is the most charismatic of them all (including Bobby), but they put him through so much, turning him into a loser and a d-bag. My guess is that knocking Brendo down a few pegs was done to keep Bobby propped.

Between Andy leaving and PJ/Bobby, I went from must watch in s1-2 to letting the eps linger on my dvr in s3. Eventually I gave up and actually found out after the fact that the show was canceled and that they dropped Andy completely and had him move to China.

Sometimes I get in the mood to watch the episodes I downloaded back then (I don't think you can find them in 2023) and the baseball analogies sound dated and too on the nose now. The way the show flows, baseball is purely PJ's job (I don't remember the group ever even attending a game), so it sounds superforced when she doesn't even talk about baseball in her basic dialogue. The only friendship of the group that feels wholly natural is Kenny and Mike. Without the poker and drinking, would Andy ever hang out with his sister and her friends like this? Doubt it.

This show was watchable at the time, but really lacks both the nostalgia and timelessness of shows like Friends or Seinfeld and to an extent Sex and the City (which is probably what this show is inspired by).

Lights, Camera, Romance
(2021)

With a friend like Emma, who needs a saboteur?
Whenever I see a movie about matchmaking and a lead character named Emma, my mind immediately thinks it's some Jane Austen adaptation. (I actually just assumed and got confirmation when I came to the page to review it). It is an extremely loose adaptation, but all you need to know is this movie has the worst ending and you should just avoid it.

Not only does Emma force a friendship with Hope, she sets her up on an awkward date, tries to force a second date completely oblivious that the date is in love with her (Emma), the date then humiliates Hope...Gray and Hope become friends and even date, and once Emma's relationship with Barry doesn't pan out, and she sees Gray not actively pining for her, so now she wants him, barely hides it, and Hope gets shafted again! What a joke. Hope should stay away from this entire group!

I ended up FF just to see if I was right about Emma and Gray, because I could see it coming a mile away. When I saw Gray and Hope getting closer, I was gaining respect for the movie perhaps going the non-typical tropey route. But alas, that was premature. Nobody was encouraging Gray to pursue a relationship with someone who was actually interested and who paid attention to him. Emma was such a self-centered character and I don't think I've ever seen any version of "Emma" that was this bland and this unlikeable. Everything that happens affects her in some way because that's how she sees it. Even convos other characters have that didn't start out about her end up being about her. She literally does not care that she wrecked Hope's chances of love TWICE. Emma literally got everything she wanted in this movie even though she was like a wrecking ball for Hope, Gray (for a while), and even Zane! I mean, was Barry "using" her for acting tips supposed to be her comeuppance for everything else? Please!

The acting was so bland and uninspiring. Being a lower budget movie does not mean quality acting can't be found. Literally no inflection in voices, no sense of these characters being relatable. Nothing. I saw the Barry actor in a Lifetime "thriller," and he was so much better there. I think I recognize a few of the others also. Gray was like a Tubi version of Rob Mayes.

I'm not a movie snob, which is why I watch Tubi and gave this movie a chance. I am a squish at heart, so I am a sucker for a romcom. I love Pretty Woman but I also LOVE My Best Friend's Wedding (that movie had the exact right ending). I'm in my 30s and don't see that changing. But this plot did not follow at all and again, even if the budget is lower, that's no excuse. Even B movies from the 30s, 40s, and 50s, even the 90s had sensible scripts. Just not big budgets and stars. And Emma was just not the best lead. Such a wrecking ball.

Three stars bc I finished it, but I low key resent myself for watching it. Honestly, just watch Clueless for an amazing version of Emma with a relatable, unselfish, and well-acted character who deserved the happy ending. (Also Cher didn't wreck Ty's life over Josh).

The Wedding Veil Journey
(2023)

Who appreciates their friends crashing their honeymoon?!
If there was ever a scenario where your friends should not just show up. Aren't Avery and Emma new mommies? I have nothing against the ladies' friendship and bond, but the constant picking up and going wherever one of their crises happens to be gives co-dependent much more than "I'll be there for you." (I typed that while singing the Friends theme). Does anyone ever talk to their friends on their honeymoon? I didn't? In the first three movies, it was tolerable, but these are married women now. Why would Paolo and Peter be ok with this constantly? How was this any different from Tracy being upset that Nick was cooking ("working") in Greece? Nick saying Emma and Avery were there before him is exactly how mothers-in-law end up in the middle of marriages. Also let it be known that Emma flew to Greece for Tracy but never once flew to Italy to support her husband in the last movie. Insanity!

Honestly, the first three movies were absolute gold for Hallmark. Definitely their best series of films since the Vineyard movies (I'm still kind of mad we didn't get a Baby in the Vineyard for Frankie and Nate) and the Wedding March films. By far their best movies of 2022. But the next three WV movies are poor in comparison. It's like they (maybe) didn't expect the success of the three and just threw these together. First w/Avery and Peter being a spoiled and dramatic couple, and Paolo and Emma having problems where they (really Emma bc Paolo was trying) seemed to forget how they met and came to be in the first place, and now Tracy and Nick, who are my favorite couple in this series, having personality transplants as well.

I found it hard to believe that Tracy and Nick did not make time for their honeymoon. Waiting three years does not seem like something they would allow to happen given the last movie and what they went through to be together. Granted, Nick had a new restaurant when they got together, but three years? Hold on, didn't they marry after dating a year, so maybe it's been four years? And after that lack of communication and connection that hasn't been dealt with....a preteen child? (more on that later).

Tracy and Nick are my favorite bc somehow, even in Hallmarkland, their relationship and conversations seem way more grounded and realistic for their age group. They have the most mature (not old, but grown up) chemistry. I loved their movie the most (Emma/Paolo being second bc duh...Italy). I've been watching these HM movies forever and I'm only in my 30s, but after seeing so many, I appreciate the more to-the-point conversations about what each character wants. I also loved that in the first movie, they were both very clear that they were dating (even if Tracy got cold feet). Too often in these movies, the characters are clearly dating and interested, but refuse to even be direct about it. I loved that these two were not that and that they kissed before the end. I found it weird that the other two movies didn't do that when arguably their relationships developed over a longer period than Tracy's. I love angst, but angst that makes sense. All three continually blindside their husbands with whatever big decision they make (after ONLY talking to their two friends) and the husbands just accept it and eventually agree. The only decision that made sense in this was Nick deciding that he wanted to take a step back with business side of his restaurants to be in the kitchen more. That seemed like a perfectly reasonable realization after some time away from it all and after realizing it was affecting his marriage. Tracy's "void" was completely out of nowhere and iirc Nick even acknowledged her sudden change.

I also LOVE my kiddos...however, I recognize that not every couple wants children and that's ok! T/N weren't the "ewww kids...gross," types of child-free characters, so it was fine! Tracy and Nick can't even make time for each other, but a preteen child that would have to get used to a new country and culture? After a week??? Because that's what Tracy wanted? As soon as I saw Leo, I knew. As soon as he said "he loves New York!" I knew even more. Listen, I prefer if movies don't make "statements" and get on soapboxes all the time, but there would have been absolutely nothing wrong with T/N agreeing that their lives were fulfilled without children. IIRC, I think EMMA also had the same hesitations and we saw how that turned out, so why repeat it with Tracy? I could even see them being more inclined to do youth-centered cooking and art programs. Or even sponsor Leo from the States. It's almost like Nick and Tracy needing to reconnect plus the next veil match wasn't enough (it was). Her deciding Leo needed a better life (essentially strong arming her way) was just like EMMA working it out for her Italian student in Unveiled. What is with them using Peter for everything? I usually find the movies with adoption storylines endearing (Christmas Town, Holly & Ivy, A Mrs. Miracle Christmas, also a movie I saw as a kid in the 90s The Boy Who Loved Christmas. North to Home was also good), but for Tracy to just decide that she knew what was best for Leo put me off. I think she and Nick had exactly two convos about it: when she decided she wanted it and when he agreed. They could have cut out some of subplots or unnecessary visits from Avery and Emma and used that time for N and T to develop more as a couple and work through whether or not a preteen child was really what they wanted. IDK, it really felt like Leo was for Tracy until the point in the movie where he had to start interacting with Nick....since Nick was going to become his dad.

Also the awkward next veil couple is here with Tessa and the Dalton guy, just like with Emma's assistant Lily and Carlo Marks. I truly did not expect these stories to mimic each other this much. Is it me, or does the legend of the veil become less so if the veil is being manipulated? Again, I find the vibe and relationship of Tracy and Nick to be much more unique than the other two couples, so this was annoying. Such a romantic setting and I really expected more of them together. It was a honeymoon after all! Even a montage would have worked. Also, I appreciate them technically incorporating Nick more into this sequel and giving him his own side story ONSCREEN, unlike with Peter and Paolo, but Xander not realizing the difference in "his" food was silly after two dinners. I found it ridiculous that a native Greek could not identify the missing ingredient in a GREEK family dish, but Nick could.

Loved Alison's wardrobe in this (she was glowing) and I love Victor Webber. He's been a fave since a baseball movie he did with Candace. I loved the Matchmaker series as well. They have great chemistry, Alison and Victor, and I believe them as a couple! The scenery and location is BEAUTIFUL (one scene had a gorgeous sunset I want to paint). I always love when HM does location movies (no offense Canada), but that only goes so far when the script is meh. I started FF every time the Leo plot came around. I missed the reason why T took the veil to Greece (edit: taking to Nick's sis in Spain), but I guess it has to costar in all the movies no matter what. It really bugged me that Emma and Avery showed up on their honeymoon as if it was the most normal thing ever, particularly since Tracy expressed they were having trouble connecting. More than any of the other pop up visits in all the movies, this one showed a supreme lack of boundaries.

I'm not the type to say they shouldn't milk it, but if they do more, I'm checked out. But hey, if they want to try it again with a necklace (see the ending), have at it. Although again, does it not take away from how special the veil is supposed to be? I would rate the follow ups in this order: Inspiration, Journey, and Expectations wayyyy behind in another time zone. I let these movies linger on my dvr way too long, and now I'm glad I've seen them all and can move on. I'll stick with the first three. I watch Lifetime, HM, and GAC, etc so I know what I'm getting with tv movies, but I had higher expectations (ugh sorry...unavoidable) for the second trilogy and they weren't worth the wait. 6/10.

Nightmare Pageant Moms
(2023)

Moms, Daughters, and Tiaras...watchable but no fun
It was a totally missed opportunity for the movie not to have leaned into the camp way more like they do with the cheer and sorority movies. Come on, Lifetime and a pageant movie? I personally gave it a wide berth to make me laugh at how over the top it could be. I anticipated a lot of pomp, circumstance, some montages, and most importantly, ham and it just never really happened.

The actress who played Adeline was in Nightmare Neighborhood Moms, or something like that, and she's good at playing these Queen b/bully/shade queen characters. That said, I never got the impression that Adeline was worried about being caught OR really proving something to her mother. I mean she was so brazen even after being caught sabotaging Emilia. Sophia and Emilia were ok but their roles could've been played by anyone. I think the mother/daughter duos from Nightmare Neighborhood Moms and Nightmare PTA Moms (yes, I use these movies for work day background noise) had better personalities. I also found it was strange that only Adeline, who has never won, was the only one willing to do anything to win. I'm not into pageantry, but I don't think it's a stretch to say that the competitions, in real life and in entertainment, naturally bring out the worst in the contestants. I find it hard to believe that she was the only bad apple with bad behavior. Maybe the others wouldn't go as far as murder or sabotage, but I expected more competitiveness and drama in general and not just what Adeline fueled.

The climax was cringe with the video, and felt like the end of a very special 90s show where someone got exposed. The acting was questionable and idk the whole thing was underwhelming. For how the movie ended, even having a body count at all seemed unnecessary. Especially the judge. Adeline plants drugs on contestants, blackmails, but impulsively kills a judge in a public place? After her first impulsive murder? Seems excessive when she's been shown to be manipulative enough to frame people or have others do her bidding. There's a homecoming movie on LMN where the movie's psycho wants revenge on a boy (now man) who she had unrequited feeling for and his actual gf (now wife). The climax scene in that movie is so classic and fun. Pure camp. Lifetime should have really gone acceptably overboard for a pageant movie. Go full Dallas or Dynasty or even Miss Congeniality. This movie had none of the classically camp scenes 90s Lifetime would have added.

I think it's obvious who planted the seed for Adeline's bad behavior (though she is an adult who is responsible for her own actions). Rebecca was just as toxic and awful as her daughter. Was that intentional? She was so horrible to Adeline but was clearly the creator of the monster. The movie never explains why she was so hard on her daughter or why she had so much palpable disdain for her. After all, she would have been the one to spoil, enable, and indulge Adeline all her life. I don't think they even mentioned her father. Why would she encourage her daughter to be in pageants, which in turn put pressure on her granddaughter? Also, why would Adeline and Liliana be eligible for a competition 100% sponsored by a family member? Lol.

Not really a criticism but an acknowledgement of the times...a pageant without an audience? They did acknowledge the audience "watching at home," but it still seemed empty and too contained to just the contestants. IDK if their budget would have allowed it, but a green screen audience would have made it look so much more realistic. Lifetime has done this with concert movies.

Would I recommend it? Meh...don't go out of your way to watch it. If this is a "Nightmare" series like "The Wrong" movies, I'd say the PTA Moms and Neighborhood Moms movies are better.

Falling for a Killer
(2023)

Really like Jonathan Stoddard and Lindsay Hartley....
But I had to quit this movie. Not only was it slow-paced, but Darcy had a terrible attitude. She's the typical nose in the air, hates her family but visits them and sulks. She treats people poorly, judges them, but all of her decisions are right and justified. Not a fan of characters written this way and Lifetime does this a lot. The sister was a dingbat, but it was well acted bc I've seen the actress in other movies on LMN and Hallmark and she has some range. The scenes with the dad were so hammish and awkward. I got the Ivy League and safety school jokes, but that whole thing was too cringe. The whole family was weird lol.

I ended up skipping a lot AND reading a play-by-play recap...I can't believe this movie did nothing more creative than internal rage and insurance money???? How in the world would he have gotten insurance money for Lindsay's character's death? At HIS office late at night, and down an elevator shaft? That would have been too suspicious, absence of cameras or not. And IMO, Lindsay's character as a director was an obvious cameo, so they should have had maybe her family or the family of another wife involved or tracking him trying to prove he did something to them. This story was too contained in this family to be believed. It would have given the feeling that his lies were always trailing him.

Something I just thought of...it would have been more interesting if this movie was more like Hitchcock's Suspicion where Tom, I mean Thomas, was the Cary Grant character where you weren't quite sure if he was capable of murder. The opening scene and offing the waiter would have obviously blown that, but they could have gone for ambiguity in the wife's death and had the audience questioning what he was capable of. Lying about his name? Sure. Making up life details? Sure. But murder? It would have been more suspenseful to not be sure than to have his actions be so obvious and we're all just waiting for the climax where the movie turns into your basic Lifetime thriller with a bloviating villain. I agree with another contributor...the potential was there, but it fell way short.

And that ending...They are really entertaining a sequel, huh? With Darcy being as dim as her sister? Taking off a star in anticipation for a crappy part 2.

The Brothers Warner
(2007)

"Harry was doing it for moral reasons."
Come on. It's important to keep in mind that this doc was made by Harry Warner's granddaughter, so that bias seeps through from the first minute. She has managed to make her grandfather sound the best out of the four brothers. In the beginning when she's introducing the brothers, each one has a flaw but her grandpa. Even Sam who passed away at a young age (40) gets poor treatment in this. His wife is totally disrespected in this and I bet if she said what she really thought of what his family did to her, she wouldn't be in this documentary. In Jack's intro, she low key implies through her mother that Harry thought little brother Jack was a loser with no direction. Which is ironic since Jack is the Warner anybody knows.

As Harry's granddaughter, completely whitewashing how he and his wife came to "win custody" of Sam and Lita Warner's daughter tells you everything you need to know. He did it because Sam's wife was not Jewish, she was Catholic. The documentary never makes you aware of this. I can't believe this documentary goes so far to include Sam's daughter saying she had a better life than she would have and then another line with the mother saying she was young at the time. Everything you can read about the situation seems to indicate that she was harassed and bullied into giving up her child by the domineering Harry (who also hated Jack's second wife) so that left a bad taste in my mouth. Not that I expected a report on the family drama, but even a Google search of them will reveal what Cass W tries to sanitize about Saint Harry. There's a whole segment on his courage about calling out the N azis. He was Anti-Hitler but was bigoted towards Catholics in his own family. Mmkay. It would be like leaving Marilyn Monroe out of a profile of JFK that calls him a devoted family man. It just rings hollow and false. Also if you listen, her mother never mentions Sam's daughter even though they were raised as siblings. There's no family photo shown with her included so you kind of just get the sense that it was about control and not what was correct. This documentary reminds of the the book and movie about The Temptations spearheaded by Otis Williams. Everything wrong was David, Eddie, and Paul. Otis never ever made a mistake. This has the same vibe.

Another critique I have is this documentary is not organized very well. It jumps back and forth between the family and the studio but not in a cohesive way all the time. I did skip through at least twice. What Cass Warner adds in the narration you have to take with a grain of salt bc...grandpa. You're actually learning more from the film historians and the interspersed actors and executives who definitely understand the business better than her. And who knew and worked with Jack. He was responsible for so many classics.

She never explores why Jack Warner went behind his brothers' backs with the deal to sell and then rebuy. Surely that didn't occur in a vacuum? Surely someone was alive around the time of this doc to share some insight? No internal papers? There's also so little on Albert. I believe his grandson was interviewed, but he didn't seem as if he knew much more than he maybe heard from his father.

It was also gross to hear Cass say that had Jack come to Harry's funeral, he would not have been in the car crash that landed him in a coma. Disgusting. I had to rewind it to make sure I heard correctly. Who says that? Not to mention she never ever approaches her grandfather with any criticism much less saying garbage like this about anything he'd done. Maybe Jack stabbing him in the back was karma for what he did to Sam's wife? She honestly sounds like she's taking jabs at Jack for her grandfather. It's a little petty.

The only worthwhile parts of this are the video clips and audio of the brothers. I'm in my 30s and while I love classic movies, my introduction to the "WB" were Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon and Tiny Toons after school. It was cool finding out (years ago at this point) that they were real I enjoyed seeing the footage of them all. And to see films that TCM doesn't air often or at all. Also other the original footage, the only thing interesting to me about Cass is her son is married to an actress who was in one of my favorite tv shows growing up.

It's WB month for their 100th anniversary on TCM and I've been enjoying the films being shown. While current WB is a mess (and ironically not a family business anymore), I only checked out this documentary believing it would be something better.

Love You to Death
(2015)

Skip it
This movie was awful. I couldn't stand the sister for forcing Yasmine and then her niece to see their abusive father/grandfather just bc SHE thought it was time for Yasmine to get over it. Jog on, sister. This movie was hard to sit through for that reason alone. And no, what the father did at the end does not absolve him. You can forgive and move on, but you don't have to forget. Nor do you have to allow your abuser back into your life. What is this movie on?

This is not a new movie, but it came on again yesterday and as I watched it, I remembered why I couldn't stand it.

Even the case she's working on isn't that interesting. Same for the girl she wants to help. What's that song? "don't save her, she don't want to be saved." Tired of reckless characters acting out, but being made into angels for no reason.

I like Bree W, but this movie is not it.

IMDb is saying I need to type more, but this movie was such a disappointment that all I can really recommend is that you skip it.

Psycho Paramedic
(2023)

There is an old Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode...
Similar to this (with a ghost not a psycho) that is far more chilling and entertaining even now that I'm in my 30s instead of preteens.

First off, this actor and more importantly this character has to be at least 25. At worst he's early 30s. Who's idea was it to have him obsessed with a high schooler just because his prom was ruined? ICK. For those who've seen the Albert Beck movies, he was obsessed with young women but it was more of an obsession with saving them. The dude from the shark movies was at least obsessed with girls his own age.

So much cringe. Like the body count. At least on AYAOTD, the ghost didn't kill anyone. This guy goes and kills the drunk driver like it's no biggie. He kills his partner. I mean how is this a "secret" that is worth killing over?

How are characters always able to get into their old high schools and do the absolute most? This is also like the third Lifetime movie in the last few weeks that has had the protag (male and female) pretend to be the deceased to get the upper hand. Did the same writer write all three?

The ending was so stupid. Is he obsessed with teenage girls bc of his missed prom or is he obsessed with women in general? The ending made no sense. I did get a kick out of his laughter turning to tears.

A 4.9 is harsh but valid.

Hidden Family Secrets
(2021)

It's not that bad
I thought the movie did a lot of things well: Psycho granny wasn't a ham or over the top caricature. Katherine and Chuck surviving as a couple after everything Granny threw at them. Hayley and Libby actually looked like sisters. I'm very glad the movie allowed Chuck to be mad at Kate for lying to him about their first child. Sometimes you just don't know with Lifetime and how they'll portray husbands. I'm glad to the movie didn't allow her to blame her mother 100 percent without being called on her part in it.

The story itself wasn't too complicated as long as you realize Hayley is sick. I think the first time I watched, I missed that part or how severe it was, but her illness is what drives the whole movie. I thought the movie was subtle in how it all came together with Libby's boyfriend and Libby piecing things together. I feel like Chuck and Kate should have asked more questions about the donor, but I can also see how they would trust Gran to handle it. But I'd like to meet the person who saved my child's life.

There was simply no reason for this movie to have a body count. That was very unnecessary. I understand societal shame or whatever, but really Granny? The two people she murdered weren't just randos, so how did she expect to get away with it? And then attacking her daughter? What in the world? In this regard, she was over the top. And she was such a good and brazen liar claiming the baby died anyway, I don't see how murder to keep the secret was needed.

The scene at the end with the reunited family was very sweet. I believed that they were a family. It was also nice to see an abandoned daughter not be the psycho in any capacity.

I absolutely HATE that Grandma got away. Assuming that the scene at the end wasn't just her working through someone. She killed two people and Katherine clearly connected the dots with Amber's death on the stairs. How did she get away at the end? That was the wrong ending for this movie. Thankfully it didn't ruin it, but I still didn't like it.

The Wedding Veil Inspiration
(2023)

Better than Expectations, but not by much
I'm mad that I've had these three movies on my dvr since January bc both Expectations and Inspiration (Inspiration is better however) do not live up to the wonderfulness of the first three. If Tracy's movie "Journey," does knock it out of the park, then I won't go out of my way to watch any more in this series if they make them.

Emma and Paolo are my second fave couple in this series after Tracy and Nick. Their whirlwind romance in Italy was sweet, they have chemistry, and Italy is one of my favorite places ever so that movie could not lose as far as I was concerned. I love how Paolo teases her about pizza bc honestly, I felt the same way he does after my first visit there =)

I'm really not sure what to make of these couples as married people. As I mentioned in my Expectations review, Avery and Peter weren't that great of a couple and Emma and Paolo are only slightly better. Pardon the pun, but they all seem (so far, still have to watch Tracy and Nick) to expect and idyllic ideas about marriage as if it'll be a permanent honeymoon phase.

I did not understand Emma holding on to that job. It was stressing her out and affecting her marriage. The "twist" of her boss giving her a hard time just so she'd know she didn't want the job was silly even for Hallmark. It was lowkey creating a toxic and hostile workplace even if Emma "wanted" the job. If this was a drama, the boss would have been reported to HR and then what, she'd say "lol j/k?" What if Emma put up with it longer than she did? She couldn't have an honest conversation with Emma about her goals? Would not a true mentor do that? The career storyline was by far the weakest of the movie. She also seemed to clearly enjoy sharing art history at the store than her daily work at the university.

I really didn't like how Paolo essentially moved to Chicago FOR her, but she couldn't understand why he felt the need to be home. Just like Avery, Emma has problems of her own making. I do not agree with those who say she gave up her dreams for a man...she didn't want the job! She couldn't even handle budget cuts which would have been her job no matter how much she liked her colleagues. She wouldn't have been able to fire herself every time. And he's not just a man, he's her husband. Big difference. She also didn't update her life plan even though she had IDK a major life event take place. But even with that, it was pretty obvious that neither Paolo nor Emma really acknowledged that his family lived so far away and how they would handle him needing to go back there for any real period of time. It felt like to Emma, Italy is just family to visit. He was the only son, very involved in the business side of things(thus even being the one to open the Chicago store), I thought it was incredulous that she was frustrated that he was home spending time with a sick elderly father and helping out. And aside from when he first left, I don't recall her even contemplating going to support him. Also, where are her parents? Do her movies mean to make it seem like family isn't as important to her as it is to Paolo and that's why she can't understand? I think Occam's Razor (aka no need to spend the budget on casting her folks) is the simplest explanation, but I don't know.

The other thing for me (and I said this about Expectations), but the other two friends, depending on the movie, that just drop their own lives to travel for one day therapy sessions seemed more plausible when they were all single. Not when they're all in new marriages and one has a less than a year old child. It makes sense for planned events like the opening of the store or such events, but random visits? No. For all intents and purposes, they're all 40-ish and Emma lives across the country...it just gives dependency. If you and your friends can do that, then your problems likely aren't as big as you imagine.

Speaking of and I"m sure it was a budget thing, but I would have really preferred that Emma actually gone to Italy and Paolo actually had been the one packing to come back to the U. S. Flipping that would have said more to me given that he was trying to still work on their marriage while he was away.

By far, the best part of the movie for me was the love story of Lily and Matteo. I just love Carlo Marks, so seeing him was a welcomed surprise. They were sweet, even if Lily was too old to be so awkward. I did like how in the end, he was honest about his feelings and because of that she had to do the same and stop giving mixed signals. The older I get (30s), the more I prefer romances with less beating around the bush. I liked how the veil was involved but not overly so bc I think adding more "veil" relationships takes away from the creativity of how Avery, Emma, and Tracy had the veil work for them. In Expectations, I wasn't a fan of how Avery's MIL was absorbed into the legend of the veil mostly offscreen.

I don't know. I liked the movie ok, but I don't think I'll rewatch. I respect wanting to cash in on the success of the first trilogy...they were some of Hallmark's best ever, but these last two don't really seem like a progression to me. Tracy is my favorite and I find her and Nick's story to be sweet, realistic (even as a fantasy romance) and just an overall better story. I don't know, something about it seems more grounded. Fingers crossed I don't hate that one.

I do think Autumn and Paolo have wonderful chemistry, and I wish they had more scenes in each other's presence in the movie.

Under the Bed
(2017)

I hated this movie
How did this creep manage to live there, mess stuff up, leave uneaten food, and she never once thinks something is going on? She didn't smell anything? If my house creaks in the middle of the night, I'm investigating. How did he kill SPOILER undetected? How did he kill SPOILER undetected? Both a dog and a man died because she doesn't have any self-preservation skills. She spent so much time at home yet was so oblivious to her own surroundings. By the climax, we see just how much this creep has done to cut her off from everything, and yet she notices nothing until it's too late.

I ended up FF through to the climax because how many times can the same scene occur? We knew he was there, we knew she wasn't getting suspicious or paranoid. It just dragged on. This movie's body count was ridiculous and the ending was irritating as well. He was stabbed in the leg. Ok fine, even if he had limped away, his freaking dna was all over her house. He murdered three people. Hello???? He had cameras in her house. The police didn't view the footage? Get out of here. I would say a movie like The Net is a better commentary on living a life on the internet (or even social media even though it hadn't exploded at that time). How was he not in jail? Movies will silly endings irk me.

I don't recommend this movie.

Apparently my review is still too short, so I'm going to type until the red message disappears. Nope, still here. OK finally.

Dangerous Snow Day
(2021)

Came for the snow. Was bamboozled.
A few patches of cotton on the sidewalk does not a snow day make. Lifetime has done a few wintry movies lately but this one is lame in comparison. I love snow and will admit that I was curious to see what it would add to this movie but LMN let me down. Typical.

The story is nothing special. Typical nanny in peril. This movie has Meredith Thomas, Kate Watson and Matthew Pohlkamp and it's still boring. The acting from the lead and the deputy are mid at best. The deputy didn't need to be law enforcement and his behavior wasn't that official. Ugh this movie. They should have at least snowed them in at some point to increase tension or even had a blizzard as the backdrop.

There were only two ways this story could go so the twist really isn't.

It just pissed me off to hear the cop tell what's her face that she looks cold. Gimme a break. I think there's even a Christmas tree on the thumbnail which is just false advertising. They didn't even throw in an obligatory Christmas shopping scene or a hot cocoa scene or a snowball fight. But I guess there'd have to be snow on the ground for that.

I also find it hard to believe the nanny would get custody of the kids. Two sets of grandparents are gone?

This felt like a filler movie that they wanted to air during the Christmas holiday season. It also feels like a co vid movie where there are hardly any characters or extras in the movie. Like how is this deputy the only officer we see?

A Deadly Surrogacy
(2023)

Obvious movie is obvious and it dragged on too long
That's not spoiler (but I'll mark it anyways). Occam's Razor applies here: the simplest explanation is the right one. This movie was so obvious from the first three scenes that it was annoying to sit through. I only finished it on the wildly off chance that Lifetime would surprise me. So many signs telegraphing the mystery.

Oh but Susie is not blameless and should be held accountable for her actions. What's with trusting complete strangers after no time at all? She was so hesitant with women her doctor actually vetted that her acceptance of Lorna was absurd (not a spoiler). Is making characters so dumb the only way these movies can work (rhetorical)? Why would she, after meeting this girl once: 1.not even verify she's who she says she is and 2.not even talk to the doctors/nurses about the procedure. She just took Lorna's word for it that the implantation worked out swimmingly and there was nothing more she needed to know. Absolutely ridiculous. It just gets more absurd with the things happening that don't cause Susie to buy a clue. For as skeptical and hesitant as she was in the beginning, giving Lorna so much leeway when it was HER eggs was just weird. She was cautious until it was convenient not to be.

The movie then just continually adds details which dilute the story but honestly don't distract from what you will realize is going on. Suze got her friend killed bc she didn't want to go to the police. How many "friends" have to die so the protag can do what she (usually) wants? Her friend Helen absolutely deserved better.

Sucks that this was so predictable and uninteresting bc I really like Jason C and the actresses who play Susie, Grace, and Lorna. I've seen them all in better stuff. It took me three tries and I finally just decided to watch it while wfh since I would have fewer distractions. I probably won't watch this again.

Something positive: the baby was adorable. Another positive: the climax was predictable, but had a "twist" that I didn't expect. Kind of shocking actually, so props for that.

PS...You could even tell that was SPOILER in the standard movie attacker gear.

The Hillsdale Adoption Scam
(2023)

Not the worst...but not the best either.
I get it was a set up for the movie, but the first time I watched, I totally missed the scene where the hubs explained that little Gavin was being taken from them. The opening family scene never gave a single clue that he was being adopted (fostered?) so it was jarring to see him disappear after that. He even looked like he could be their child. I remember asking myself "where is their son?" The scene explaining they were losing him happened so fast and I'm not even sure them being blindsided by it would even happen. As his adoptive parents, they would be aware of any legal proceedings having to do with Gavin so the way it played out took me for a loop. Also don't recall little Mila being told her brother was gone.

I sympathized with Bethany but from that moment on (losing Gavin) every single decision was poor. Giving enough info to that mommy website for a band of criminals to find her...letting a stranger in when she had no idea why she was being chased, giving her money and a job... what could possibly go wrong? Just completely poor decision making. She and her husband had a preteen biological daughter and Gavin was maybe a year or so younger. They seemed settled into family life so why would they want a newborn? I'm probably never watching this again but I don't remember any explanation for that. I also don't remember that in spite of being chased out of her own home and other incidents, Bethany did not involve the police?!

Idk if Lifetime actually used a true story here or if they just Googled and randomly picked one of the search results since I'm sure countless couples get caught up in adoption scams.

This movie did the predictable Lifetime thing with kidnapping and attempted murder but imo it could have easily worked if they'd just stuck with the financial and emotional scam like the story this is allegedly based upon. Adding all the usual elements cheapens it (stop laughing) and takes away from the fact that vulnerable couples do get preyed on like this. Not to mention the title made me expect more of this movie.

The end scene was by far the best scene of the whole movie. Very heartwarming and wholesome. I'm glad they thought to close that loop.

Watchable at least once. So far for 2023, the best Lifetime/LMN movies are Spinning Out of Control, How to Murder Your Husband, and A Rose for Her Grave.

Groundswell
(2022)

It's not just that it's boring and predictable
It's that this should not be a character Lacey is still playing. Give it to one of the newbies where a younger or more unknown actress (NOT a slam, Lacey is only a couple years older than me) could be more believable with responding to life drama this way. How many times have we seen Lacey in a role close enough to this? In fact, it might have been smarter to let the character be a divorcee (since HM is doing that now) like the book. Again, Lacey is 40/41? It would fit what is not uncommon in the lives of women in our age group. Let the story be told from that POV and develop it from there, instead of this grown woman running away from a boyfriend. I actually have the same issue with a few of Nikki DeLoach's romcoms.

I do like Lacey, (although not all of her movies), but I got bored with this one. The scenery was great. I'm hoping to vacation in Hawaii next year, so I loved it. I love any beautiful shots of the beach. Speaking of which, the beach/tropical movie with Hunter King was better. Sorry Lacey.

Marry Me in Yosemite
(2022)

Watch Chasing Waterfalls instead
Not the exact same plot, but close enough and Cindy and Christopher have actual chemistry. This movie didn't do it for me, and I won't rehash the story. Others already have done it well. I usually watch Cindy's movies on Hallmark, Lifetime, GAC and streaming (except The Wrong Stepmother...AWFUL), but this was a miss. It wasn't just boring and preachy, but without those elements, you will feel deja vu since it's really not that different from Chasing Waterfalls which I think aired less than a year prior. Or Journey of the Heart.

It's not a new trend, but having rude, prickly, entitled leads needs to go away. Hallmark and Lifetime's "thrillers" do it. What's wrong with a main character that has a pleasant disposition? You catch more flies with honey, but if you let HM tell it, you can treat people however you want and get your way. They'll even fall in love with you in spite of your attitude. It's very annoying and it often makes me want to turn the movie off.

Cindy's best movies are with Christopher and the Darcy movies with Ryan. And the Godwink movie. Loved that. All of her other HM films are really poor in comparison. She's been around a while, but for whatever reason, she doesn't get the good scripts.

This 600 character rule is so annoying when the movie doesn't deserve that much discussion. I can't believe that I'm sitting here typing until the error message disappears. Even with these two sentences, it's still not enough. Good grief. Ok there it is. Finally.

Wedding of a Lifetime
(2022)

The movie started out promising
But then lost the plot. In the beginning, the reveal of the couple not being married and deceiving everyone in their lives was surprisingly well done. I could believe they loved each other as friends, but couldn't quite make the leap to marriage. But once the wedding competition came around, it got super silly.

I also feel like after a decade, something should be said or done. We all know that couple that is comfortably common law married. Their relationship and lives were way too entangled after a decade for a competition like this to show them they loved each other. Romcom or not, they were together too long for this. Is it really so much easier to lie for so long? Did neither of them find themselves attracted to someone other than each other thus questioning the relationship? What about money problems, career problems? Basic and petty "i'm sick of seeing your face everyday" problems? I find it hard to believe that there were no obstacles over that ten years that could have made them fish or cut bait.

Brooke and Jonathan had good chemistry. Jonathan can be very goofy and hammish when he's being comedic, but Brooke balanced him out. They did not have romantic chemistry to me, but to be fair, in Hallmark movies, a lot of the actors have that one or two people that they truly vibe with onscreen (Andrew Walker with Nicki DeLoach, Autumn Reeser and Jesse Metcalfe, Christopher Russell and Cindy Busby as examples). The scene of him running back to the house from the store so that no one would know he didn't live there was the perfect amount of slapstick. That was probably my favorite scene of the whole movie.

The contest scenes were fun and not too cringy, but one of the more sincere couples really deserved to win. For anyone who watched General Hospital in the 90s, there was a storyline where Lucy pretended to love Mac, and Felicia pretended to be with Kevin. The reason why escapes me, but by the end of the storyline, at the "wedding," I remember Felicia and Mac finally expressing their feelings and deciding to marry each other. I was barely a teen at the time, but I remember that story and it was super sweet (I should see if it's on you tube). I kind of hoped this would sort of flow like that. At a certain point, I started like this movie had one too many scenes and I just wanted them to get to a resolution. Also this movie had the typical romcom "misunderstanding," and I was hoping for something a little more creative since these two were already a couple and their relationship should really be beyond that trope.

I've been watching HM movies since the days of like one new movie a month, but the ones I'm enjoying these days are the ones with reconnecting couples because the writers have to attempt to write beyond the tropes. Meet cutes are great, but I like the change up sometimes. And let's be real, a lot of the more veteran HM actors are getting a bit too "mature" for typical meet cures. One of my favorite outside of the norm HM movies is Just The Way You Are.

This one should be right up my alley, but it fell into the typical HM romcom plot points in the third act. Which I don't hate, but wasn't looking for in this movie. Given that they were together for a DECADE, it would have been nice if the movie had avoided that.

Not bad for one watch, but it's not a favorite and as I said it dragged a bit after a while.

The Wedding Veil Expectations
(2023)

Finally watched and was completely let down
This movie is not a worthy follow up to the originals and it took me two tries to finish. Those three movies were some of Hallmark's best ever but something went wrong with #4. No offense, but 10 stars implies that this movie is just as good as the first trilogy (which IMO are 8/10) or The Godfather, but I do not agree that this one ranks that high. Tracy and Nick are the best couple for me. They were way more realistic and relatable even with the magic of the veil. Alison and Victor also had the best romantic chemistry and great dialogue. Emma and Paulo were my 2nd faves and the Italian setting was the best. As much as I really like Autumn (love her movies with Jesse M), they seem like the filler or bridge couple. Avery (Peter) is one extreme, Emma (Paulo) is neutral, and Tracy (Nick) is the other extreme.

For context, outside of the no longer with us mysteries, my favorite HM trilogy couple is Frankie and Nate from the Vineyard series. With each movie, you could see the progression of their relationship. Another good series couple is Olivia and Mick from The Wedding March. Lacey and Brennan's characters in the All of My Heart trilogy were a beautiful couple. Avery and Peter do not seem like that great of a couple. None of the charm from their movie is here. Peter is crabby and prickly for some reason. He's finally teaching art like he wants, married to the love of his life, but he has this poor attitude? It was really strange. Honestly and especially with Hallmark, because they have what amounts to a rotating cast of actors, it becomes easy to see who has chemistry and who doesn't. I thought Kevin and Lacey were super sweet in the first movie and maybe it was the nature of it being a meet cute storyline, but it fell way flat this time. The reno of the house was boring and unnecessary given everything else going on. It could have been played for laughs like Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, yet everything about it annoyed Peter and Avery had her head in the clouds about it all. Look, I actually love Leave it to Beaver, but even June occasionally wore flats with her dresses at home. Seeing Avery always in heels and very boutique dresses even at home (during a reno remember) was too much. Who doesn't kick their shoes off the moment they cross the threshold. I think the only time she was casual was in pajamas. It's your home, be comfortable. If Carrie Bradshaw could do it, you can too. I think it must be a Lacey thing bc I feel most of her movies have her in stilettos. Maybe it's bc she's short, but Emma and Tracy who we see dressed to the 9s and casual (exercising) seem way low maintenance in comparison. Also, did I miss it, but what happened to the family foundation?

I can't be the only one who expected to see A/P go through more experiences as expecting parents? Avery and Peter are the most saccharine of the couples, so I expected more and this movie could have gotten away with it compared to Emma or Tracy. There was soooo much about this movie that had NOTHING to do with the pregnancy. It even took her the first hour (maybe longer) to tell him. One of my favorite book series is the Shopaholic books and I was hoping to see at least something endearing and humorous like when Becky and Luke were expecting. It is Hallmark after all...this movie was just not it. They could have kept the reno storyline and swapped it for more moments of them as soon to be parents and the adjustment...although did anything even adjust? All of the drama that Avery and Peter have in both movies is of their own making.

Another "flaw" with this movie is even accepting the premise and their friendships, the fact that all three are married yet still drop everything to, like someone else mentioned, fly to wherever for a half a day's therapy session is a bit much. It made much more sense when they were all single, but ladies, you're married and have families of your own to nurture. Especially Emma coming from Chicago, I think? Tracy made slightly more sense being in NYC, but even then...it's giving dependency. Maybe tacking on the new baby as basically a footnote is why but what new mom would leave their 2-3 month old baby to go antiquing in New Orleans? Edit: I started Emma's movie and new mom Avery traveled to Chicago to the gallery opening and I'm just like...ok. So has she left her baby twice in a short span of time? The scene where Avery "needed" back up when dealing with her new boss. Come on. She's an adult. This Hallmark trope of characters actually being irrational and wrong but "winning" over the big bad boss is so tired. Avery and Peter and the others should buy the painting since it means so much. Everyone isn't going to feel the same way about it, so is this going to be the how she deals with conflict over it? Didn't Peter have a best friend in the first movie? Where was his support system?

Peter's treatment of his mom and his mom's new man...is he for real? Doesn't quite jive with his behavior from the first movie. He actually seemed very petulant. Again had it been played for laughs a bit, that would have helped, but even then, he's a grown man, soon to be dad. He was very bratty and spoiled and it wasn't a good look especially for a man that teaches children.

I just really expected (ugh sorry) more of the pregnancy and how it would change their lives and I swear they didn't even give Avery a bump! Then all of a sudden we see the baby who's at least a few months old. Total underwhelming let down. Not to mention that tacking on the MIL/Grandma experiencing the magic of the veil low key cheapened how creatively it was used in the first three films. The movie should have at least made that a true b storyline involving the veil. Or even done more with Avery's assistant at the museum since she's a frequent HM actress who is probably due for her own movie.

IDK, I wish I'd watched this in January so I could have deleted it sooner. I was glad when I saw the continuation, but now I don't need to know more about Avery and Peter. I hope their story is finished. I'm going to watch Emma then Tracy, but this movie almost makes me not want to. But I will. Here's hoping Tracy's finishes the series strong. Hallmark has been incredibly hit or miss and for me, the last really quality bunch of movies was Christmas 2020/Winter and Spring 2021. Other than this one, I haven't watched any of the 2023 movies as of today. I am someone who is not ashamed to watch these movies and accept them for what they are, but when there are good ones (like the first three), it's hard to ignore the very mediocre ones (this one).

Lastly, and it's not necessarily a criticism, just an observation, but I would like to see Lacey change it up sometimes. My favorite HM of hers is Elevator Girl, but as old as that movie is, there is not much difference btwn how she portrayed Liberty and now Avery. Bethany J. Lenz always changes up her characters' hair, style, personalities for her movies. She's done so many HM movies but all of her characters look and act too similar. Candace, Nikki, and Jen L are other actresses that change up their looks from character to character. Even Tyler Hines changes it up. It would be refreshing to see Lacey do the same.

6/10 at best.

P. S. Wasn't the veil returned to Nick's grandmother and then his sister? Why did Avery have it to let her MIL hold? Maybe one day I'll watch again and see if I missed something.

Twisted Sister
(2023)

Close but no cigar
The movie made it seem as if it couldn't be the sister at all in spite of the title. Why? It should have been like Killer Twin where the only one being fooled was the good sister and her husband. Same for My Father's Other Family. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER and with this movie being more about Lily being sent away bc she killed the little brother deserved a lot more development than the last couple of scenes of the movie. Right up to the end, Mena's character just believed her parents sent away a sibling. I would have also liked to see her be a bit more shocked/taken aback by the news. Sure the DNA test was accurate, but unless I missed it, she didn't really spend much time coming to terms with new family and the potential flaws of her parents' (whom she idolized) characters.

This movie should have leaned into the sister wanting revenge. It was so obviously her that the writers should have played it up and had more fun with it. It made no sense for it to be Kyle since he clearly loved his wife and daughter. Why would he destroy their lives and wreck his daughter's inheritance? His mistake was not mentioning his affair. That was stupid if he wanted to fix his marriage. Why would he try to electrocute his wife? Why would he try to drown her at the party? When would he have had the time to change into the classic black hood and jeans? It made no sense.

It was a basic thriller; it was just missing something. I did like the filming style, although the placement of some of the commercial breaks was questionable. It didn't look nor feel like a typical LMN movie but I wish they'd just spent the whole time establishing the sis as the villain.

As another contributor said...not the worst, not the best. Very mid. 5/10.

12 Feet Deep
(2017)

Trapped brats
I've seen this movie a couple of times and decided to watch it again as background noise while painting. This is a movie that does not improve with repeated viewings. I've been watching Lifetime movies since the days of lazy Saturday afternoons in college. You have to have a tolerance for nonsense, but I have no problem calling it out either.

I love swimming and a premise like this should intrigue swimmers and non-swimmers alike. But it has some major issues that you have to ignore for it to work:

-Why would the pool employee/manager guy leave the PAROLEE whom he just fired there by herself? Why not make sure she's gone before she damages something? She was just shown to be stealing from patrons.

-Why is that guy leaving at the same time as the swimmers? Wouldn't he have some end of the night managerial duties to tend to? Wouldn't he need to make sure no one was in the restrooms for example? This whole movie is how places get sued. He kept stressing that it was a holiday weekend, which was basically the writers' way of saying no one was coming the next morning. Also, where I live, unless it's Christmas/Thanksgiving/New Year's, pools are open for holidays...especially in the (duh) summer months.

-Why in the WORLD would both sisters need to get back in the water? This might be the worst one. It simply is not the natural course of things for them to not tell the guy "hey sir, my sister's ring is still in the pool. May you help us?" What normal person wouldn't do that? The movie wouldn't exist without this, but it's silly nonetheless.

-The villain was over the top. Again, why didn't the manager make sure she actually was gone? Can't believe he left her there after seeing her steal-did she (villain) really think she would get away with anything? How did she think this was going to end?

-Bree's fiance is blowing up her phone...did she not tell him she was swimming after work? Even at the end after multiple, frantic, unanswered calls, he never even shows up. Didn't he call the cops?

Some other things: I always thought they were supposed to be twins. When I came to IMDb, I realized they weren't. These two were also very unsympathetic even given what they're dealing with. With movies like this, you want the protag (s) to survive and win, but with this movie...do you really? Making the one sister diabetic seemed excessive given that she could have still gotten weak being trapped/cold/stressed without any medical condition. Why was the other sister (Jonna?) not feeling the effects of being in what should be freezing water at the point. She didn't shiver at all.

Same for the villain. I rolled my eyes when she tried to say she wasn't a bad person when the movie literally started with her thieving and progressed to kidnapping and attempted murder.

Lifetime is constantly saying "based on a true story" and only the true crime ones are actually traceable to real events. I highly doubt this actually happened bc what pool operates this way?

You can waste a couple of hours on this movie, but you have to accept a lot of ridiculousness to do so.

A Date with Deception
(2023)

Boring and the title doesn't fit
It dragged on too long and the story only barely seemed plausible.

What even was this plot? A divorce and she goes down for fraudulent billing? And he's a murderer on top of it? Way too much happening in this one. There are too many details if you ask me and the flashbacks don't really help. It seems like when Lifetime doesn't want a movie to be your basic revenge/obsession/psycho thriller, they add some business aspect and it doesn't work that often. Mainly bc they don't flesh that part out.

Not to mention, does it really make sense that he would kill the first wife (or girlfriend?) but get this one sent to prison?

I also like how, at the end, everyone else is horribly and visibly injured including Elias, but what's her face never even has so much as a band aid on her. Really gets old watching the lead characters' friends catch the brunt of everything. Her friend could have bled out for what? Jeffrey could have had a head injury for what? For her? How about some shared danger?

Additionally the "man bad" tone of this movie was super obvious and cringe. There's an episode of Walker Texas Ranger where a support group of women help a battered friend take down her abusive husband and it was far more inspiring than this.

Since he's had two villainous turns in about a month, I have to say that Rib's movie with the two sisters was better than this.

Revenge for My Mother
(2022)

Being a high profile business owner and a new mom, yet hiring someone w/o a background check....
Tells you everything you need to know about this movie. What could go wrong?

Nothing here is new. While I'm not onboard with lying to your child, the set up of the father (on what he didn't know was his deathbed) telling Brooklyn that not only did her mom not die of illness, but she was hit by a car and killed...then he tells her the driver's name! The whole scene was awkward. It was like the dad couldn't anticipate how B would react and HIS reaction seemed way too muted for what he was revealing. Later in the movie, we found out what Audrey's "punishment" was and all I could think was, "THIS is how the dad feels about it now?" The dad gave off zero resentment, zero bitterness, and zero sense of injustice. His SPOILER SPOILER death was also quite jarring given that I looked down to type something and in the next thing I knew he was dead.

Nothing here is unpredictable. I'm tired of false accusations. It would have been more believable had she drugged Matt (?) and set up an affair as opposed to an assault. Could have easily gotten him out of the movie with that instead of putting him in jail. In fact, staging something between the bff and him (a la Hand That Rocks the Cradle) could have created more tension.

Some other too obvious things: her seeing a folder marked PASSWORDS and the husband/boyfriend leaving the key on display....where a stranger he had no idea was comign to his house could see. Brooklyn's weird outburst at her lunch INTERVIEW, yet she got hired anyway. I thought it was a bit much how Audrey didn't even get both sides of the story of what (didn't) happen btwn Matt and Brooklyn. I mean, I recognize what Hollywood is currently, but given that we KNOW he didn't do anything, the movie could have at least attempted to show that it was he said/she said. Especially since BROOKLYN came on to him and HE rebuffed her advances.

I've never heard of this movie and I watched a bunch of Lifetime/LMN stuff in 2022. There's no reason to feel sorry for Brooklyn. At all, and there are better revenge movies. Audrey has no reason to put so much trust in her. Even accepting how these movies go, I don't sympathize with killers. I could ALMOST believe trying to ruin her life with psychological games or something, but killing and falsely accusing and endangering kids....nah.

Another annoying thing, why wouldn't the police officer lead with "THE BABY IS FINE?!" Why go through the story of the incident first? It was so bizarre.

The acting is on par for filler Lifetime movies. I guess the only sympathetic characters are Matt and the best friend (tired of bffs dying tbh) . I FF to the climax and everything from there is exactly as expected. It took Audrey way too long to realize what was going on and there needs to be an update to this particular movie template. In 2022/2023, it's boring. Lifetime has had some decent movies in the last year, so it's hard to give the bad ones a pass. The network has more believable and entertaining revenge storylines.

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