tanqianpeng

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LazyTown
(2002)

This show is so outstanding, that it managed to cut the obesity rate of Iceland!
Wow... Just... WOW! I've never seen an Icelandic production this awesome. I admit that it's for kids, but there's a lot of stuff for even adults to enjoy as well. In fact, it's so good, that it managed to cut the obesity rate of Iceland, and increase the fruit intake rate by about 15%. Unlike these pandering smuts like Toopy and Binoo which says: "I LUV EATING TREES", LazyTown shows their own way of teaching via actions, and they also have clever wordplay, like Sports Candy, also known as fruit. The actors of Stephanie and Sportacus are really talented in aerobics, and the one that steals the show for me is Robbie Rotten, with his crazy antics and disguises. In fact, when his actor had pancreatic cancer, endless memes paying homage to him boomed in the internet, which means that this show's success is incredibly high. The creator, writer and star, Magnus Scheving, felt that there wasn't much sports role models around the world, so he decided to turn himself into the ever lovely sports hero, Sportacus. This show is so full of charisma and awesome actions, that it leaves me saying: "More of this for the kids please. Less of... that (Teletubbies and Toopy and Binoo) please."

American Dad!: American Fung
(2015)
Episode 14, Season 10

Do not watch this episode!
The second worst episode of all time, overtook by Ren Seeks Help. Like Ren Seeks Help, it is really uncomfortable to watch. The jokes about the mentally handicapped get old quickly, and tends to be unfunny. Stan breaks up with Francine, who has to go to a mental hospital. Meanwhile, the former starts shopping for many things, including an aqua massage... Soon, he starts trying to bring Francine out of the mental hospital, and they were tranquilized on the way. I hope that this isn't... Wait... NO! NO!! This episode is not going to be better on the way! They're going to lobotomize the couple! This reminded me of Family Guy's filthiness with suicide jokes! (Brian's a Bad Father) In the ending, which was supposed to be relaxing, I was traumatized by what Seth MacFarlane had become. I could not forget the lobotomization scene! After that, I would never watch anything from Seth for 6 months! Though that being said, American Dad is usually way better than Family Guy, and how could they make an episode worse than the absolute worst of FG?

The Emoji Movie
(2017)

Did they just cancel Popeye Movie for... this?
This movie is a sad defecation on Sony Pictures. It is not just a sad defecation, it is a cashgrabbing dump on modern society. The Popeye Movie idea was cleverly put up, with great wordplay. But this... copypaste thing that copies Wreck-It Ralph and Lego Movie does not deserve to be reviewed, but I had to reluctantly do so. Gene is a meh emoji who does not have a filter, and he would make the wrong face. Gene = Emmet. One scene references Wreck-It Ralph. Hi-5 is the worst comic relief I've ever seen. Scrappy Doo? PFFT! What does he have against the Hi-5 Emoji? Jailbreak is Wyldstyle, and Smiley is Candy King or Lord Business. This film was so predictable and rotten, that it got a 1.4 on IMDb. This overtakes Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill as the 3rd worst movie in my Worst Movies List. On the plus side... The voice acting and animation is well done, but did they really have to make this bad?

Welcome to the Wayne
(2017)

It's a bright idea!
Welcome to the Wayne is like Gravity Falls, except in an apartment! And surprisingly, a hot lady as a main antagonist? Wow! Welcome to the Wayne is one of the saving graces of Nickelodeon after... the Breadwinners era. Welcome to the Wayne is action packed, clever, and really something enjoyable to watch. I hope I can see more!

Pledge This!
(2006)

Pledge This is not my movie.
Normally, I can tolerate a slight bit of celebrity stupidity until I say: "Wait a minute! I just watched the most vapid movie with exploding toilets and collecting used condoms!" Paris Hilton plays Valerie English, the most pampered character of the movie. This movie takes stereotyping to a whole new level. The overweight, the Indians, the Drag Queens and the homosexuals are derogatory in this movie! Even by normal teen pandering schlock, this movie is filled with incredibly coarse sex jokes, that you would be wondering whether it's an adult movie or not. I prefer not to view this movie, but it still left me with a message, "Money can make you pampered and self indulgent like Paris." If money makes me like that, I would move out of my house, give my money to the bank, and stay homeless for the rest of my life! Paris was so grossed out by the final result, and she decided to boycott her own premiere due to nude scenes. I think she made sense. Pledge This is just vapid self- indulgent celebrity white noise.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
(2017)

Incredibly sub-par at best, but not as bad as Teen Titans Go
I love the original Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs movie. Hell, I also think the sequel is as good as the original! But this... is far from good, but still acceptable. The animation is below average, but the colour palette is great. The writing needs some improvement, and I understand that it's trying to find its' identity. The characters... are flanderized. And it doesn't follow to the continuity. Teen Titans Go is completely mindnumbingly vapid. But Cloudy's cartoon series and My Knight and Me are still newbies and trying to find a way to create a good story.

Bibleman: The Animated Adventures
(2016)

I thought Dorbees was bad.
No, I'm not making this review as a joke. Someone out there actually decided to name their cartoon... Bibleman. Imagine if Captain Planet was 500% more cheesier and handfisted with its' message. Well, this version of Captain Planet would be better than that. Our hero... Bibleman... has one goal. To lead kids to Jesus. His weapon... the word of God. Some people speculate that it is a sword, but, the show claims that this thing is the word of God, so, I don't know. Let's just move on. NEVER... have I heard of a studio that failed so badly to appeal to the young hip crowd. Our hero... Bibleman... is tasked to convert children to Jesus with... Biblegirl. Together, they make Bibleteam. Ugh, how can someone be so unoriginal until that point? Was he homeschooled all along? Did the people who create this show thought that this was the stupidest idea? Dr Fear is here to conquer Earth with... the dreaded Science! The devious Baroness wants to have kids to... debate among friends and family about God! Worse! The evil Master of Maybe is here to make kids... question their doubts about the gospel! Oh no! I have to be honest, This is the most retarded, cringeworthy and idiotic garbage the kids were fed. At least Dorbees was not intent on shoving morals. The Animated Adventures of Bibleman is the worst religious propaganda of all time.

Diabolik Lovers
(2013)

An anime created with heart, but it failed massively.
Diabolik Lovers is one of the worst anime out there due to its' abysmal writing. On the plus side, the animation is incredibly good for something like this. Also, the voice actors really seem to enjoy voicing these guys! As a result, I give it a bonus 2 points. But, it can't make it completely awesome, as the writing and the characters matters. The characters are always feeding on the girl's blood, and that's incredibly gross. Also, the writing seems to be a sadistic twisted version of Twilight. I like it and I loathe it as a result.

Angela Anaconda
(1999)

Ugliest thing conceived
This... is a unique style, but it is lazy and traumatizingly ugly at the same time. This series has too much stereotypes around, and the plot is Angela tries to assault the school bully, Nanette Manoir, who is a fake French girl. This is among the most creepy, stereotypical, lazy, ugly and disappointing series I've ever seen in my life. It makes Breadwinners and Brickleberry look like Mona Lisa in comparison. It's just too abysmal that I cannot give proper words anymore.

Clarence
(2013)

Clarence is one of the best!
Initially, when I saw the reviews about this one, they were thinking that this series was abysmal. Early episodes tended to gross viewers out, which kept them away from the book. But when it opens it's cover (Later episodes), it reveals a good character depth, and allows the kids to soak into the world of this series. One episode has one of Clarence's friends, Sumo, transferring schools. When Clarence was trying to prevent him from leaving, There was a sense of concern in my mind. I had never seen this series stereotype the adults. In fact, the adults are trying their best to care for their children in the series. Clarence can be pretty unpredictable at times, but, that's what real kids are. By Season 3, every single character had became relatable, and the voice actors mastered their roles pretty well. Earlier episodes like 'Straight Illin' can gross out viewers, but, they are trying to come up with something simple, and make it into the best of ideas. Well done, Clarence! Well done, Skyler Page!

Ben 10
(2016)

CN got three abysmal reboots so far. Wow.
I liked every single part of Ben 10 to Ultimate Alien, even going as far as Omniverse, though it was not too good. But this abysmal reboot had turned abysmal into a new level. The writing has that Breadwinners quality, and the only minor plus I could give it is: "It is not quite as ugly as Problem Solverz." Sure, the animation is tolerable with a simple style, but it is annoying when the characters begin talking. It is easily among the worst mistakes CN has ever did. Avoid this, TTG, PPG 2016 and Problem Solverz.

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