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They are fighting for some reason not known to everyone involved beside studio executives bank accounts and the CGI guys having "fun". There's drama like hundred millions of drama whole movie is a dramatic piece of shi..ow. Oh man, super crying, trying on evil zuck geeking - they should get the real one.

A hint for a Acerodon jubatus times 61.25 as a celebrity hiding behind a mask that every cheap smartphone can face recognize, wear the full armored stuff so you wont get your yaw broken and yeah get recognized also bat is the only mammals capable of true and sustained flight so do some flying not just dropping. If you really want to hurt yourself take a hammer make a hole in your skull insert a mincer set it to 2h32m and you'll have better experience. Dawn of reason, boring and stupid ass hell.

Lazy product about Monahan youth as a "writer".

Nice to watch how Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt and George Clooney sold their soul to Altira(Big tobacco), yeah they can't smoke on camera by law but holding a cig sticking out of their orifices every second scene is allowed or they can say that it was CGI smoke. Really it's just a Big Tobacco ad.

Acting: minus 3 oscars for Affleck. Baby face Tye doing ... don't know what just bayby face.

Script: missing, apparently.

Camera: with yellow or big brown smear.

They trying to do history thing but its just a big yeah brown smear if you know what I mean, nothing there just click big X.

I don't know what stuff they take there but it's surely not only zanex, zoloft and cigarettes which they push in this thing for big pharma and big tobacco. They probably will be happy to bill you for some sort of a psychosurgery, neurosurgical operation after causing a mental disorder from watching this let's call it production. When they trying to be funny in this thing you can really feel your brain cells dying processing the c*ap, sorry the "content".

Acting: Di finalio bought Oscario actually tries to act but well ... he tries.

Jennifer's cool more or less.

Jonah Hill should have a gag and the bag over his head when appearing in front of the camera and should be blurred for public safety.

Plot: almoust as great as the one from broadway Cats.

Directed by Adam McKay Screenplay by Adam McKay Story by Adam McKay.

Grey matter reduction by Adam McKay.

There are many Asteroid impact avoidance methods more in development and the sky is pretty good mapped he's just preying on your fear to earn some cash with this piece of shirt.

We are fighting the nature to the death for their sole survival. Do you know how hard is to run from bad cosmetologists and stylists in the jungle ?! Don't get me going on wardrobe botchers not following current trends and once Oh my god, once I had a stain before the competition. Fired! At least food is good when camera is not rolling. Company is great! I really enjoy foocking them over. There will be only one arshloh at the end and it will be me! Just don't tell anyone because I've signed an NDA.

Jeah, she don't even have to act. This ehh movie is just CGI fairy tale fest for children. There's so much not acting (besides grandma Spencer) that they had to get Zemeckis Method Studios' VFX farms from god knows where (Kharadi Knowledge Park, Pune - 411014, Maharashtra, India) fix up the hack a way face with her real smile. At least their choice of actors was spot on, I mean the running around cgi rodents for most of the movie duration. Just a kids movie with ectrodactyly.

Botox botox botox everywhere ! Bunch of mindless zombies filled to capacity with botox and silicon want to eat your brain, well they physically can't so they just settle on destroing it. Just Run for your lives, it should be rated in LD50 0.0001 episode/person. Show is heavily scripted with "actors" being ... ehhh, I don't care and not wasting any more of my brain cells on this .

I'm just surprised that Bruce did this serious and insightful movie - Michael Moore suck it. Learn how it's done. The zombie extras are almost the spitting image of the black friday customers. I'd give it a 10 but there's not enough shooting before a toy store (2 fatalities) and fighting for $1.28 towels(12 injured, yeah that happened in reality look it up), and oh yeah it's boring as shi.

Acting: Kate Fleetwood - man you get a fracking frontal assault with golum v.101 of her face in the first minutes of episode one. I can't see antyhing beyond the plastic surgery, really you had enough. Do the remake of The Man in the Iron Mask which I guess would be called The Woman in the Iron Mask or The Thing.

Rosamund Pike - too much pride & prejudice ie. Stuck up, not really acting just being herself.

The boy - crap iritating like ...

The New Zealand girl ~ more or less ok.

Camera - standard shakiness: present, crapy standard: CGI present.

Plot - stupid as sheit, fracking confusing.

Budget - wasted.

What a plot twist: Ritu soap opera Arya from Interpol reveals that Dwayne wrestler Johnson does not work for FBI at the beginning. This movie is just plain stupid, netflix did not disappoint his crowd again. Sad part is that there will be another and another and .... One star for shots.

Larry the frack just admit yourself to a nursing home and whine there, leave the internet alone. You actually can have a laugh at the "jokes", yes at, they are extremally stupid, dull, stale, a fricking old farts which I'm rating -100. You have another geezer with parkinsons behind the smartphone I mean camera, it shakes like sheit, rating: vomit. Acting: I did not noticed any so rating: 0.

Larry I think you have a vision problems so I will bold it to you: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. STOP!

Some kid programs a simulation that contains whole our world, he's using some language that we even do not get to see up front because the director is afraid of being called a tech idio. . Hey Steven Knight give me the language and I'll program myself an Anne Hathaway without gluten allergy. Music: dramatic, probably Matthew McConaughey head is playing it the whole time since ... ever? Intelstellar was the peak. Acting: Not bad actually as you would expect from professional actors.

There is one big contributor to the whole plot: cigarettes, probably China Tobacco. Check out their clean (what an irony) technology neofuturistic skyscraper Pearl River Tower. Hope McConaughey reserved some lung transplants for future cause he's almoust chain smoking.

You even get to see Raimonds Bergmanis former Minister of Defence and then acting Minister of Defence Artis Pabriks, that's a clue how this movie was made. Plot is so complicated that even preschool education (usually starting at 5 years old) herd forced into the cinema would understand (it was 2019 so before covid). Music is more mushy then the ones in hallmark movies. Acting: ok. History: constant fraking up by Russians and Germans.

You will not get a WW2 movie like this from Latvia because the heros would be Arajs Kommando.

Or will you?

Ruskye still frucked up the country hell of a lot more.

Dr House saves the show by cardiopulmonary resuscitation Lenora also seems cool. There is an exceptional amount of bad jokes. I hope they got better writers for season 2 because the ones they have born before the great depression really suck. And hey: Patel, don't try trying comedy go back to singing you're funnier there.

Cliché superhero sjpw. Acting ~5, they are trying, shots ok, script -100. We have no original idea so let's do some paranolmal, time travel, CGI super hero packed stuff.

Go back in time and cancel the pilot. You'll be better of with a hole in your head.

A boy that is a "holly grail", bad stiff acting, stupid script, telepathy given by god, time travel. Don't waste your life on this. Shovel face main actress is really iritating.

Nice makeup when cop wakes you up while sleeping in a car. Also ask your maids how to clean properly, not that there's a lot of cleaning. It's netflix series so you gradually get more logic in the story ;) Could be 9, important topic. BTW she's from wealthy family and has net worth in millions.

Not that bad, you actually get to see some cool places that you won't be able to afford in your ten lifetimes. But wait! You can rent! I keep hearing air and bnb all the time for some reason, also they give you the price per person per night.

Camara: 10 - influencer's phone: 10 = 0 Script: 10 (heavily scripted) Acting: 5 Salesmanship: 10.

Music: boilerplate "reality" estate show copy paste iritating run forward crap.

There are some sounds but I can't see anything. Let me try an old polish method, hmm punching and kicking did not work, maybe hammer? Oh wait, moved the mouse and clicked the arrow that fixed my lcd. The creators should consider making an audiobook instead of a tv series.

Acting: Probably good, can't see it but they sound like they care.

Plot: Stupid, can't see, but I did read each episode description, yeah netflix great job spoiler alerting, and watched two and a half episodes of captions, they again will ... I won't spoil, but to get a hint you can read the title.

P. S. This cataract blindfold of a tv series is freely based on a crappy ebook that is a rip off of classic sci-fis.

Surfer (advertisement) by Diageo ... Looks like a kind of an ad or sponsor grab attempt while laying on a couch. No big guns like Slater in this thing.

Just f@cking stupid. Lock yourself in a basement, keep hitting your head with a hammer every few seconds stab yourself with screwdriver every minute and you'll have the same experience as watching the insides of this rotting dumpster discarded deep inside some god forsaken garbage dump full of manure, radioactive wastes and yeah you guessed it zombies . Shaky drunken camera for no reason as there is no action, no plot, I would write something about acting but there is none just the paycheck collection. If you want to torment yourself with this 8 episodes of self inflicted brain damage, crank up the brightness cause it's just gonna get darker and darker to the point where you'll loose eyesight and sanity.

Nothing funny here and don't learn history from this crap.

Nicely made. Acting: ok, Buscemi being Buscemi = cool, Viswanathan bad ass girl sooo I won't write anyting bad about her cause she would probably rip out my scrotum and make me eat it, but, Harry Potter ehh just send him to an acting class already and not the Queen's Royal Hogwarts Academy Of Stuffy Puffy where you get a broomstick up your but, leave him there for a few decades and take away the distraction wand by which I mean the ego not his diq.

As for the writing, they are trying really hard, maybe too hard to make this to a comedy show that Zzzzz is funny, Hrrr sorry went asleep again watching this Zzzz comedy Yawn. Corny jokes, toilet humour, rarely something funny in reference to the season's theme.

Bunch of sensless metaphysic crap with no plot. Only thing that saves that buch of **** is the lead. It's bad, not like the books bad but it still damages your brain.

Just leave Bruce Lee fight scene and the doggy carnage from the end, please don't include the the di don't care Oscario.

A hint: don't let mentally unstable with suicidal tendencies drive - Dr. Glenn, (they drive a lot in this ... movie thing). Typical flapping fest to lead and supporting actresses, still you girls were ok. Get a sane screenwriter/director for your next projects.