alexferdman-98602

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Check-up érotique
(1975)

Yes, very primitive.
No effort, no imagination, everything standard. You can easy find this on internet in English. Supposedly doctor prescribes sex as a medicine so plenty of action. Transfer from VHS tape doesnt help either. Avoid.

Inran naru ichizoku: Dai-isshô - Chijin-tachi no tawamure
(2004)

Primitive.
Very predictable and very behind of anything. I didnt realize its mainstream nonsense as Part 1 had some value. My own criteria being--chicks?-ugly, plot?-suitable for kindergarten, music?-none etc. I guess its not easy to have imagination and talent. On opposite side I recommend "Airdoll" and "Dollgirl" and both you can download for free.

Tudo na Cama
(1983)

Nothing for adults.
Yes, some guy with big, nice looking house supposedly getting married. I guess thats the only main problem in Brasil. If you expect something serious for fun like private female parts look somewhere else. In short this is really slap-stick nonsense suitable for kindergarten.

And if you wanna see real movie I recommend "Garden of Torment".

Reipu zonbi: Lust of the dead 3
(2013)

Nothing positive.
The only reason I watched this effort was because same guy produced 'Erotibot", yes it was cheaply made but had some imagination. I guess its not easy have new ideas and make them impressive.

Lust of the dead is flick about sex but somehow sex completely missing. Yes, Japan law prohibit showing private parts but its not my problem. Usual battles plenty, old ideas presented as new, chicks ugly etc. Avoid.

If you wanna impress yourself try 'Garden of torment'.

Le jardin des supplices
(1976)

Its a cult movie in my book.
I was really impressed how producer manage. Plot very realistic but without usual propaganda, music excellent, events conflicting with ideas. Most important final resume wraps around perfectly and shows producer life's knowledge.

I never been into French flicks as field itself too big to comprehend but I guess this is the way it goes. But have to mention some scenes not for young kids.

Les désaxées
(1972)

Excellent.
This movie is supposedly about open marriage but I guess wife has her own ideas about everything. At the time family institution started falling apart but as men's nature didnt change we have big conflict without reasonable resolution.

Luckily its only movie and plenty of skin and sex follow.

If you not into old stuff like me stick with mainstream propaganda.

Yes, this flick is in English.

Lolita
(1997)

Propaganda as is.
As far from real life as possible. No I have no intention to read novel. Reality is men are looking for sex but women call it love not sure why. In normal countries like Thailand you can buy sex and you will not be punished as in USA. In addition main hero plainly had bad luck. Luckily for me I dont watch propaganda much.

La belle captive
(1983)

Time travel always fun.
As usual some claim its cool flick and some claim its a dreck. And all of us never produce any movie--yes, we are critics or, in plain English, we are sheeple. I recommend this opus to somebody who planning to grab Nobel prize in nuclear physics and never mind critics. Indeed we didn't move much in any direction since 1984.

Sleeping Beauty
(2011)

Propaganda for kids.
Sure its done professionally. Sure it has plot. Sure some skin for good measure. Sure its all fake. It starts realistically. But as flick unravel I didn't have any sympathy for main chick and her choices. Then came main kick when she supposedly unconscious with old farts who not suppose to penetrate her. Well, we call them old farts for a reason but who knows what's going on in privacy. Resume--avoid.

Règlements de femmes à O.Q. Corral
(1978)

Yes, its excellent.
I don't know why but there are multiple variants of this flick--softcore, hardcore, no English, English subs, VHS transfer etc. You have to be into French B-movies to enjoy all of this. So, plot standard for a Western, music not bad, chicks hot and everything moving, bad guys lose and good guys win. Just like in real life.

Teresa altri desideri
(1984)

Chicks look pretty.
Not much to write about. Transfer from VHS ruins everything, colors off, resolution minimum. For a porno imagination is fresh and chicks have good time with everybody in sight. Some 40 minutes missing for whatever reason. I guess my taste for junk reflect reality.

Anni di piombo
(1999)

Nothing to review.
Most of flick filled with primitive sex. Plot or anything similar all fake. Music not connected to events. Chicks hot--yes.

L'amour aux trousses
(1975)

Too bad its transfer from VHS.
If you into B-movies like me you should watch it. Lets see--chicks hot, plenty of skin, music ok, plot reasonable and men do what men always do. So, in short, producer did good job.

Obszön - Der Fall Peter Herzl
(1981)

Life as it is.
I was really surprised seeing this gem. No, I don't speak German and no English available but this didn't stop me from understanding flick. Normally I look for some reality and it didn't disappoint. Reality is always more strange than fiction and, in most cases, not fixable anyway as humans concentrate on nonsense.

Gemidos de placer
(1983)

Imagination is a force.
As I said before--when you see name Jess Franco be ready for a treat. The guy had a lot of imagination and managed put most of them into illusions called movies. When I first saw his flick "Downtown" where he played detective I said to myself--this lousy looking guy should make minimum wages and sleep in shelter not having name Jess Franco. Unfortunately it was me who been making minimum wages and sleeping in shelter.

Intimo profondo
(1989)

Virna Anderson looks good.
Yes, you don't need English to follow flick. Minimum plot, skin very limited, Virna Anderson looks good, music ok. You can watch it once.

Tanto calore
(1983)

Very simple.
You can easily find this on internet but nothing impressive present. Even sex parts kinda for adult kids trying to learn. But chicks look pretty cool.

Storie di ordinaria follia
(1981)

Evolution at work.
As any movie is an illusion this particular illusion should be called Evolution at work. Main hero with IQ below 38 /yes, mine is 39/ uses civilization like people around him owe him. In addition he supposedly is in excellent sexual health which is highly unusual in real life but in an illusion anything goes. My wild guess is the producer don't care much about anything.

Rose rosse per una squillo
(1993)

Hot looking chicks and hot looking action make the score.
Nothing special here but, as I said, hot looking chicks and action make the score. You can easily find DVD on internet and it will be copy from VHS plus English subs. It doesn't have anything explicit and smells like mainstream nonsense.

The Image
(1975)

Well, chick looks good.
The producer try to produce message or maybe not but chick looks good anyway. As action is supposedly in Paris, France it hides lack of imagination. As usual for nonsense nobody work, everybody having good time except me expecting imagination, plot, music--basics, but, luckily, I downloaded it for free proving you get what you paid for. Yes, La Bonne is much better as any Italian flick in general.

Passions déchaînées
(1982)

Well, I watched it.
My wild guess is imagination, skills and plot are very important and all of this is missing. Even pornography parts were lousy. Chicks were hot though.

Ann och Eve - De erotiska
(1970)

Well, its an effort.
At first I was surprised to see most actors were ugly from 21th century point but then I realized producer just try to show reality. Secondly heavy government hand is visible everywhere where female flesh is involved which tells us who is the boss when it called democracy. And finally producer try to convince us that killing of humans is useless but its still here.

Il set del piacere
(1986)

Regular porn.
You can easily find VHS transfer on internet. It has some kind of plot and main attraction Marina Lotar deliver goods. To her credit she has over 100 flicks under her ...panties and some of them done in soft and hard variants. Otherwise stay away.

Emmanuelle
(1974)

Life in a Ivory Tower.
Yes, I collect movies or, as somebody in this flick said, I collect situations. And this situation is as fake as it possibly could be. Lets see--husband and wife fool around plenty but question of protection or accidental pregnancy never mentioned. Situations themselves are as fake as they imagined. And these fake sex simulations just for kids at most. I short, why do I care--I don't. Yes, I need real life plus imagination.

Luxure
(1976)

Imagination dominates.
There are at least 3 different versions of this flick and, of course, x-rated is the best. Soft-core version is now for kids and the point is this movie has everything for grown-ups. Somehow it connected to "Diversions" my another favored by imagination plot and in both cases its female affair. Plot kinda weak and music lousy--too bad.

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