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A Quiet Place
(2018)

I dont get it
I rated it 8 cause thats what theyre after... but really ... it made no sense and it felt like a mall donut. looks all pretty and glam but tasteless. why put so much any energy into it? maybe cause baby theyve got back! thats like they sunk waterworld they made this C movie into an event. I wouldnt have driven all the way to the theatre just to see a movie if it wasnt for all the raves it got. and I forced mom into it as well . at her age she doesnt care for scary movies anymore :)) so it made it all more annoying she got scared but she had to point out all the nonsensical stuffs. anyways ... it was nicely shot, visually cute.

Lady Bird
(2017)

cliche
Why did I like it? cause its the right kind of girly. yes theres lots of cliches in it but so are our lives ...clichesfull. its just adorable. reminds me of a scene from the young pople.... the most simple of truths are the ones that make sense. why watch it? cause it feels good to. Saoirse Ronan is a mix between Lee Pace and Jenna Marbles!:)

The Shape of Water
(2017)

yep its a japanesy Amelie!
Loved del toro .. till now.. he just got lazy. visually the movie is ok but the whole story is messed up! like... totally! treats us like dumbos. could be a childrens story.. but he ruined that from the very beginning. I mean come on... first thing in the morning I was like wait what did I just see... and the poor actress had to deliver ...Im a female and the most females I know have a different ... schedule in the morning. Especially those who have an active life. feels like a male perspective abusing the story. shes a naked Amelie falling for this .. whatever . and the whole things feels inspired from the japanese porn movies really. youre left with a "Wtf" feeling.

The Snowman
(2017)

the actors saved the movie.. kinda
I saw the trailer and it was such a total turn off. Its visually awesome though. Went to see it with friends cause they wanted to. the plot is almost silly but the actors are great. its not thrilling or anything but whoever is a "visual" person should go see it. It doesnt have the feel of the dark Norwegian crime series all the way but its so beautifully shot. The actors did a great job and they poured some life into the almost lame plot. the army jacket is all cute! :) Fassbender;s fan should be proud of him. You get to see whats the hype is all about. hes terrribly good. theres some cool product placements and its not Nokia which is actually waterproof !

Jimmy P: Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian
(2013)

good movie for unhappy ppl :)
watched it cause it was on TV and I was browsing around and just wanted to see what Benicio was up to. I knew the French guy as well cause I'm being a girl like that so I figured its some sort of indie movie going on. It was nothing glorious about his injury and if you didn't deal with existential angst and having to be honest with yourself and face the mistakes you made ... and the situations that tormented you in the back of your mind there's no point in watching it. Nobodys perfect and there's no way in hell that hes going to make some majestic awesome magical choices that's going to blow your mind :)) and the end is not all happy superlucky cause lifes not like that. you just go on living and have more pain inflicted upon you and find ways to cope with it like watching way too much TV or alcohol and so on..

Apple Tree Yard
(2017)

noticed it while browsing trough channels
it makes sense from a female perspective.. she didn't report it because she didn't wanna be remembered as the one who got raped. and the rapist following her around is not so far fetched because we all do things that we don't understand and he couldn't help himself or something no matter how detrimental that could and did end up to be in the end. just think about the whole harvey weinstein situation ..hes smart, hes charming, creative, manipulative, abuses his power, couldn't help being himself despite the perpetual negative feedback he was getting from pretty much anyone around him ... and he got away with it for decades! women are too aware of how this works. Perjury ? thats nothing in the world we live.. She ends up believing in this mysterious guy because thats the kind of lie we are being fed by the happy go lucky movies... and whats behind a happy movie... anorexia, pain, "couch" casting, addictions. She wants to believe ... cause otherwise you're a negative loser... losing at life. For a short while life felt like a Nancy Meyers movie. And then life punches her over and over and she cannot punch back ... cause its not a Bruce Willis movie. The mysterious mess shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone because we all have ppl around us whos reality is different then everyone elses ... like totally different. And they love to be in the character and if you wanna call them out on it you end up feeling like you're abusing them or something... and it all turns into a massive tragedy. The series is great and thats that!:) I didn't even want to watch TV that night but it lured me in just from the whole vibe of it :) ...and her inner dialogue... the unspoken dialogue between Emily and her husband ... it melted my dark heart really. I hope she didn't get to live all the feelings shes expressing trough her face and demeanor on here! No supersmart ass lines needed, just life unfolding + the shock of having to accept what she cannot control + having to survive everything... And the humiliations we all go trough and our weakneses that bring us to our knees ...and we have to see each other like that and live with those images in our minds and souls and we don't even like to use the word soul cause we are not our moms but still... we have one that gets messed up over and over and we end up messing others up too and we have to hold in there cause what else can we do... other then the obvious.. or go on meds . And the cinematography is great and it makes me wanna live in London!

100 Feet
(2008)

10 mill budget??
omg cant believe their budget... the actors are prretty good the camera guys are not bad the script is ssshit and its an overall mess. there's plenty of stuff to be watching on TV really. its a waste of time and expectations.the bizarre food guy is much more exciting ...or flossing or whatever.

Blade Runner 2049
(2017)

visual poetry
I give it a 10 out of 10 cause I went for the visual orgasm and drama. I did expect some sort of quotes from Camus or George Carlin but thats OK I still love love it! There's not much dialogue going on because its all on Ryans face... all the torment and the questions and the inner pain. They characters didn't look manic to me, they had issues going on ... and they do it with dignity:) without Oprahing us. Gosling doesn't get all Games of thrones on the ladies and fornicate with the replicants all over the place so the girls are going to get disappointed in that respect. There's plenty of action but its no Vin Diesel movie.

Many internet moguls have a very messianic oration so Jared Leto's act wasn't far off! and Leto seems like the kind of guy whod preach your cap off. Im sure hes a yoga person :)

Gosling was magnificent in the Believer(he was only 20 yrs old) so I don't resent him for being a hollywoodey hot stuff.

Robin has talking eyes as well... they seem related somehow.

The lady Terminator was superhateable.... loved her performance in The best offer . I'm surprised that Villeneuve's clothes are not more eventful like Jee-woon Kim's.. Im a superficial female like that :) and everybody should be watching Incedies. Harris Ford was being Harrison Ford ... he had to make some TV appearances. He seemed like he went off the script and enjoyed himself lots... I usually don't watch these movie promotions cause they go "oh it was the best team.. script... everybody was aaamazing" but I had to watch his "performance" cause the videos were shared all over the place and it was rewarding! Not sure whats going with Ryan promoting these dad sweaters...seems like a puffy shirt Seinfeldey kind of situation going on. Harrison's character is him..simplified his life and dedicated himself to the finer things...alcohol , memories, dog and books. Mackenzie Davis is hot.. and wheres guys blade runnering and what not you gotta have some hookers handy. It didn't feel long really and because of all the work they put in I wont get all mouthy about some of the stuff that doesn't make sense to me.

I guess that the whole imagery and music is for people who already asked themselves all the major questions over and over, struggled with existential angst and while you watch it you revisit some of it cause we are masochistic like that :)

It
(2017)

it delivers
I didn't like the trailer so I didn't go see it with my friends. I was having a bad day so I went to see it for some distraction.I got mixed review from my friends... but I was not about to go see Kingsman. It has entertainment value that's for sure. I don't wanna be anyones mom but I liked the kids A LOT. They just rocked being a kid... I don't like all the gloomed and doomed kind of scary movies so the smart ass jokes made them very endearing. I didn't care about the logic flaws because I liked the cinematography ... the 80's vibe. Well they overdid Beverly's dad..and Eddies mom but that's that... And Mama makes an appearance... Its so weird that some would expect art each time they go see a movie... That clown is trippy :) The first time he made an appearance the whole boat scene that's in the trailer.. it kinda of grossed me out, didn't like him one bit but I guess that's he whole point of it... hes a total bitch.. almost. Dunno know who the technical team is,didn't read into it but I wish them many scary movies to come!

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