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Becoming Elizabeth
(2022)

A very well written series
The performance of all actors is excellent and the script & directing is well, well above the most infantile, kitsch productions that we encounter nowadays. I especially enjoyed the intelligent constructed dialogues and the (some of them - very subtle) non-verbal interactions between characters (body gestures, short glances...). I even wonder if truly the people of that time, being them of nobility, had such a refined & clever ways of expressing themselves. Despite some not-very accurate historically facts depicted here, I would award a very loud "bravos" for all the team implied in this production !!!

The Old Man
(2022)

Finally, some smart people bring one of the best US series in the last decade !
This ticks the "excellent" marker on all domains...a very intelligent script, remarkable flow of the narrative and a professional editing...not at last, the Bridges' acting is just brilliant, and all other characters are impersonated by very talented actors ! A big Bravos for whole the team involved in this production :)

Utmark
(2021)

A very, very good series, tak !
True, you need some cultural abilities to digest the dark humor parts of it as well as its very well-worked narrative. Santelmann performs an exquisite acting. The comedic aspects are conjectural - this is in fact a true drama. A vey loud "bravo" for all team who involved in this show !

Stowaway
(2021)

Interesting script but poor final
The final out-vehicular -activity is flawed, unbarassing...they needed a better physics consultant. Those guys are not braced to the cables; objects excaping/falling from a spining spacecraft will still go on a rectiniliar trajectory, not rotataing within a direct spacecraft plane/radius/static line-of-view; those oxigen tanks are scuba-diver volume, it will last few houwrs for one person; showing spacecraft traveling far from eEarth/close to Mars at the end is flawed - the planets are revolving, moving on their own trajectories...it's abnormal to see something, on an intercepting course, forwarding straight to that instantaneius position in the sky; the Sun corola ejections are atomic particules/radiations - they woud never tear your suit apart or hit you like a bullet or like a poisonous mist...you'll die from radition exposure damaging your cells at a molecular level, nothing alike what.s depicted here in the end.

Anna
(2021)

Excessive display of garbage and dirt
Last episode is the best. The series could've been better at half length. I pity and I'm totally against those so many very young children actors forced to swim amongst that colossal amount of real unhealthy garbage. There ain't no regulations there concerning juveniles' hazardous "jobs" ?!?

Ancient Aliens
(2009)

How such an imbecile production reached season 16 ?
Distorted logic - emanated by scientific illiterated and deranged (conspiracy theories) apprentices. Ohh...the Earth is round - that's because of the Ancient Aliens !!!

The Lost Symbol
(2021)

Sickeningly imbecile litter
Don't watch this...void of any meaningful bearings; a puerile cacophony mix of pretending mythological/religious/cabalistic themes - it will insult both your religious and/or logical innerself...it's an decrepit, unwatchable mess !

Hunting Atlantis
(2021)

A diletant, pseudo-scientific cacophony
Disgraceful, even for a medium college-level pupil...these guys are hilarious...they're grasping on half-learned by-the-ear theories, and then struggle, in an imbecile manner, to search proves for their illiterate ineptitude. God forsake, that's no wonder our species is doomed !

Pig
(2021)

That's not a bad movie
Rating this below 7 has something mean to do with an infantile perception...of those Americans who nowadays don't rate anything higher is they're not watching a lot of bullets, violence and non logical, 12 years-old IQ scripts. Cage is performing very well, despite having virtually al the movie the face blood-stained.

The North Water
(2021)

A promising 1st episode
I don't fancy most of UK series (though, the're averaging better than the decrepit US ones...) but this one have quite a drive. IMHO, Farrel had a rather modest-to-medium acting career, with very few exceptions, but I reckon he's performing excellent on this one. Diolch, pob lwc / ádh mór !

Settlers
(2021)

Disgusting from any possible angle !
Lack of any tolerable logic. Whoever wrote this nonsense is profoundly deranged and littered an unwatchable mix of psychotic, cheap American clichés (murder, violence, hysteric behaviour, sexual harasment...) totally out of scope of a sci-fi or decent-science based narrative.

The Mosquito Coast
(2021)

Sorry for them...abnormal & illogical cheap plot/script
That guy doesn't know to open his own truck's door (after uselessly closing it before setting the strips on the road for the detectives' car). Then, 5 people crawl 2 days in the desert with only 1.3 gallons of water. And the 'how bad is America' lines are incredibly stupid and out of context...ain't got s**t else to comment !

Viewpoint
(2021)

Pretentiously convoluted, but lacks some basic logic
That's no way a magnetic car tracking device would be placed on the very bottom rear of chassis...At the first big bump on the road, it would fall...

Ancient Aliens
(2009)

How such an imbecile production reached season 16 ?
Distorted logic - emanated by scientific illiterated and deranged (conspiracy theories) apprentices. Ohh...the Earth is round - that's because of the Ancient Aliens !!!

While the Rest of Us Die: Secrets of America's Shadow Government: Collapse
(2020)
Episode 5, Season 1

Pay attention - it's not all it seems
Series released before start of 2021. On several sites, first comments were coming from Russian accounts. Biased or not (many facts described are true, per-sie) that should make you wonder if truly our civilization starts to spiral down to its doom, very fast...Worst is that we're all going to fail, it's not a matter of we vs. them ! Times when Romans rose over Greeks, or Occident took over Eastern cultures is long past, we're now on the verge of falling together in the same deep s**t

Ed Stafford: First Man Out
(2019)

Sorry Ed, your producers' intellect became asymptotic to ZERO
And you're to blame, too ! To lower as much those standards you used to hold dear. Killing a goat with a stone in China...at 20 m...LOL. Even the colour of flesh of that supposed fresh killed animal is hilarious and unbelievable stupid to be delivered to us as a real fact. You're shows are now like those sham Geronimo circus in 1890s.

Kampen for tilværelsen
(2014)

A very good series - well and intelligently written
That's not a drama and not a comedy, but somehow a mix...with a sour taste, I would say, because brings up some concerning realities about our society. All characters are well played and the plot is well constructed, resulting in an interesting, but sad in a way, narration. I would say a loud 'bravos' for all involved in producing this.

Horizon Line
(2020)

Avoid at all cost...it's of the worst I've ever seen
An absolute imbecility...I'm truly crying thinking about those decrepits who could write such an abnormality, where not only any basic logic is ignored, but also the way people would talk in a life-dangering situation. They're dully repeating over and over the sh..t word. That's the description of this nonsense movie !

Catherine the Great
(2019)

Despite historical inadvertences, that's a good show.
I don't agree on the poor performance, all of characters are quite OK, IMHO. Including Helen Mirren. And about the so-said debauchery and atmosphere of soap-opera peppered with foul language, depicted here - I think that was a defining trait of the Tsarist court at that time, but that's unusual for, and bit of hard to digest by the anglo-saxon viewers who gave low reviews.

His Dark Materials
(2019)

Good series ! The visual details are very fine worked !
Let aside the fiction/sci-fi aspects, I would seriously consider to enter that Witches guild where to meet Serafina Pekkala :)

Breach
(2020)

A new low-standard of imbecility ! Producers & actors involved !
That's an epitome of how low things could get...and they did ! Bruce is completely deranged nowadays...to perform in such a stupidity...and to plan another 6 or 7 such projects for 2021 ?!? Bruce, go to a deep sleep and dream about yr Moonlighning and hope that even C. Sheperd would forgive yr actual decrepit state !

Romulus
(2020)

A brave endeavour from the producers, bravo !
This series, for me, was not about cinematic production...It was all about the language (supposedly reconstructed proto-latin/etruscan(. I can speak few Romance languages, and have some knowledge of Ancient Greek and Sanskrit, little Persian also. What was very appealing to me, watching this with digging into the spoken lines, was the reconfirmation of an common Indo-European ancestry & culture that we (almost all) Europeans share ! Pax voviscum !

Tenet
(2020)

Audaciously stupid...from all angles !
They even had the imbecile drive to insert some pseudo-scientific lines derived from reknown phisicists Feynmann/Wheeler, without having any clue of what they're talking. All the dialogue lines are disgusting, cheap cliches...Why ? Because of a such targeted illiterate audience, even from the Sci-Fi point of view. An entierly kitsch !

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
(2002)

Conglomerate of imbeciles
That's how your life is flowing...from dumb to decrepit and pointless...this show is ZERO

Next
(2020)

First 2 episodes are watchable...the nExt went to garbage
Even S. Hawking has warning us about the AI singularity arising. What's this show is proving (via its imbecile and askewed from logic producers) it's that perhaps humankind deserve such an ignoble doom...we're getting more and more dumb and decrepit so that shall be no wonder we're going down, soon..

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