Beni_McBeni

IMDb member since February 2018
    Lifetime Total
    50+
    IMDb Member
    6 years

Reviews

The Guilty
(2021)

How can a high ranked actor accept this role
Absolute waste of time, im not even a police expert but i know hanging on calls is not something , and stuff like taking calls for others and getting angry when people insult u as a dispatcher, the whole movie was in such a dark setup , Theres no way police stations look like that, the whole movies seems like a money scam, lets put all our production money on hiring a good actor name and have this as a marketing scheme. I really dont understand how this movie got such a high rating and metacritic score , i've seen such greater films with lower rating than this im really starting to lose hope in the new movies , this movie had no soul.

A Cure for Wellness
(2016)

Discount Leonardo DiCaprio and ''Shutter Island'' wannabe
Every time i see Mia Goth in a movie i know its gonna be vulgar nudity, shes like the first to go for that.

Negatives:
  • they tried to cast Leonardo Dicaprio but all they could find was a cheap imitation with cringe whisper dialogue and a round child like head shape... not suitable for the role.


  • the animal CGI broke the immersion of that scene
  • such an obvious Shutter Island plot imitation.


POSITIVES: -good camera work -nice panoramic views, looked like the Skyrim mountains

The movie has a good story, but it dragged on for too long. The acting is mediocre, the script is cringe-worthy and the characters are not fully developed.

Sorry to Bother You
(2018)

BAD ACTING
NEGATIVES:
  • main character has a sleepy anemic vibe to him.


  • main character acts like hes constantly injured or sick.


  • the casting look alright on paper but mediocre acting.


  • too many cliches.


POSITIVES:
  • the movie has a easy going happy vibe


the director did some nice films before this one so i expected more, he should've demanded more from the actors but i think he was scared to ask them for another take when they under-delivered. I truly believe this could've been a great movie if they had the right main character, like a famous rapper, maybe Tyler the creator or another up-and-comer.

Primal
(2019)

RELIVING DEXTER'S LABORATORY, MONKEY, SAMURAI JACK THRU THIS
Taking it back to old school cartoon netwoork back when people weren't offended and they actually had talent working there ... trend setters that didnt cared about money, hopefully they make more seasons, why is it required so many characters to write a review? I thought since i always write a review when a movie/show is trash i might as well praise the good ones too, so here i am. 216 more characters to write , since the show had no dialogue i took the liberty to watch it at x1.9 speed and it made it more entertaining especially the fight scenes, the low reviews were complaining about the historic timeline not being realistic like this is discovery channel.

Hardcore Henry
(2015)

LONG VIDEOGAME CUTSCENE
Gotta give props for the editing and special effects, that wasnt easy ...
  • corny predictable storyline
  • corny 90's style shootouts
  • i watched it in 2 or 3 days because felt too long.

Inland Empire
(2006)

i watched 46 minutes
Damn this thing is so slow , and its 3 hours ,
  • one of the worst movie experiences
  • keep that on Broadway.


  • im never watching a lynch movie again.


  • trash.

Redline
(2009)

7 YEARS TO MAKE THIS
I gave it a 1 star because i thought the 7.5 rating was too high so i wanted to bring it down a bit... and so far its the only 1 star review so i feel special.

NEGATIVES * GENERIC PLOT * CORNY LINES

POSITIVES * cool knife-comb * original animation style * the effort and dedication to do this.

Killer Joe
(2011)

GREAT ACTING
POSITIVES * GREAT ACTING.......... * GOOD CASTING...........

NEGATIVES * CRINGE SEXUAL SCENES..... * UNSATISFYING ENDING...... * CONFUSING ACTIONS FROM THE CHARACTERS.......

Reminiscence
(2021)

WET TRASH
POSITIVES * good concept of sinking cities and cgi * ''all endings are sad'' good line

NEGATIVES * Hugh Jackman acting is pretty cringe * boring chase scenes and fighting scenes * cant connect with the characters or their goal.

Ford v Ferrari
(2019)

I QUIT WATCHING...my time's more important
I had 1 more hour to go but i quit, it was so boring ... they wasted their money making this movie..... bale is so cringe with his yelling and acting in this one.

Dirtbag: The Legend of Fred Beckey
(2017)

GRUMPY OLD MAN WITH NO FRIENDS , SAD MOVIE
* steals other peoples women * whole purpose in life is to climb * leaves people who climb with him to die * cant finish a sentence without the F word.

Gerald's Game
(2017)

MAKE THE BED OUT OF METAL !!!
* anyone could easily break that wooden bed apart * that dog sure loves to eat a lot * nobody goes crazy that fast and starts imagining things.

* why did they have to go to some remote house to spark their relation ?

-* why didnt he use fluffy comfortable handcuffs ?

Free Guy
(2021)

BAD ACTING , CHEAP PREDICTABLE STORY
  • the evil guy's acting was so bad that i actually enjoyed it
  • the story was so predictable and re-used in like 200 kids movies
  • the cheap references and all the gaming dance moves wont make this movie age well.

Circle
(2015)

THIS MOVIE GAVE ME PHYSICAL PAIN
Because its so long and the dialogue is so boring it stopped my blood flow and i was in actual pain , this movie shaved at least 3 years off my life.

Good concept tho.

Spider-Man: Homecoming
(2017)

MADE FOR GULLIBLE KIDS
This is a kids movie where the hero is some lucky spoiled brat and everything comes easy for him in life, the dialog is cringe, the plot is predictable , boring and annoying , waste of money.

Frankenweenie
(2012)

RECYCLED STORY , BORING AND PREDICTABLE
I feel like i seen this cheap storyline so many times ,
  • typical american plot
  • i had to watch it in 2 days and at 1.5x speed , movie was too boring
  • might as well make the movie colorful because its so boring.

High-Rise
(2015)

I WATCHED IT IN 3 DAYS !!! .....CLOCK ORANGE WANNABE
Was so boring i had to quit it every 30 minutes

  • obvious class divide under-meaning
  • nonsensical dialogue.

Take Shelter
(2011)

WASTE OF MONEY MAKING THIS BORING MOVIE
  • boring
  • slow
  • predictable
  • poor dialogue
  • poor action
  • no story.

Melancholia
(2011)

WHISPERING AND CLOSEUPS
  • Slow movie
  • the bride is kinda old
  • the groom has a weak chin.

Hobo with a Shotgun
(2011)

over saturated colors
He doesn't speak he just whispers. I expected more.

Tenet
(2020)

Cant hear them talking
  • robotic acting
  • 1996 action scenes
  • too complex of a scenario
  • they shoot in a room full of people and all they hit is chairs.

Swiss Army Man
(2016)

Bollywood movie physics
  • blasphemous
  • gross
  • boring
  • disappointing
  • disturbing.

The Future
(2011)

Female Charlie Kaufman WANNABE director
  • they could've used real cat paws
  • why is the director/writer playing as a main role ?


  • few interesting parts
  • everybody talks like a bot.

High Life
(2018)

DELETE THIS MOVIE
From the first 3 minutes i knew it would be a trash movie,
  • annoying baby noises
  • gross nudity
  • boring silent scenes

Ajin
(2016)

DEATH NOTE WANNABE
The giant shadows are meant to be shinigami's .... the dialog is so cringe

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