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Goofy schlock trash illogical imcomprehensible and yet magically delicious. Play this and Blue Velvet back to back and imagine having Dennis Hopper as a neighbor

Kevin Spacey is a tour-de-force, writing, acting, directing, and producing this edge of your seat thriller set in the world of the Netflix hit "House of Cards" obliterating the lines between life and fiction. This is a plot twist per second phenomena that is only 3mins but feels so much longer. Spacey's performance will send shockwaves from Nantucket to LA.

There are bad movies that are fun because they are bad. This is not one of those movies. Nukie is Devoid of any charm or schlock worthy of viewing for a few cheap laughs. The plot is nonsensical...two aliens flying through space a balls of light crash on earth.....for some reason. One is help hostage by American scientist who I think are supposed to be evil and the other crashes in Africa...for some reason. The rest of the movie revolves around these two aliens trying to reunite. The hijinx that ensue are mind numbing, redundant, and devoid of anything entertaining. It is painful simply painful. The aliens look atrocious, like atrocious Nien Nunb (Star Wars Character...look it up) costume prototypes. Appalling in every aspect this film should only be viewed by a true sadist.

Total junk. I can't believe I sat through this nonsense. I am typically a fan of B-movies, but this garbage could not hold my attention what so ever. "Teens" head into abandoned warehouse for some spooky fun, a strange mechanical-dominatrix rps them to shreds. Wow! Not you don't have to waste you time watching it. I think I've had canker sores that were more appealing than this. If you are looking for a little b-movie fun I would try to find an obscure Italian zombie flick, at least a majority of those had a budget. Oh yeah! Just a side note for you goth-fetish types, the mechanical-dominatrix monster is not at all sexy so save it.

I love B-movies but this film had nothing going for it. A seriously weak plot, an ANNOYING killer, and not nearly enough nudity to make it passable. The little phrases the clown would say as he dispatched a victim were tragically without witty and repulsively stupid. There were plot holes the size of the grand canyon. Continuity was non-existent. Was the ending a twist ending or not? If the cliff hanger ending is an indication that there may be a sequel I must urge the film makers to reconsider. I think investing any funds planned for a sequel into a foreign lottery is a better way to use the money. Pathetic. Entertainment value was barely enough to keep me from slitting my throat.

I rented this movie several years ago solely because I could not pass up on a movie with this title. And believe me baby, it delivered! I am a huge fan of B-movies and this is one of the best. It had a great mix of humor and horror that isn't seen enough in this millennium. The plot was a little non-sensical but who cares? The Murders were carried out in such outrages situations as an electric (yes extension cord needed) piece of lawn care equipment, butchering a victim in a telephone booth. Rock On! The lead characters are an odd couple detective duo and the movie does a great job of poking fun at this formula. The one detective is a grizzled veteran and his partner is a weak stomached sissy. Let the carnage and puke flow! The character of the wife was also humorous. Well anyone who needs to use a voice box at any point in anything is what I would consider funny. If you are a fan of the old time Z-movie of the B-movie horror Comedy pick this movie up. You will be seriously surprised by it's quality!

Jaws is, hands down, my favorite movie of all time. The reason for this is simple, I own Jaws, I have seen Jaws about 100 times, and still Jaws is the only movie that no matter how many times I see it; it still makes me feel the same as the first time I saw it. The directing and acting, in particular Robert Shaw, are flawless. I would argue that no movie has ever had the immediate horrific impact on a viewing public as much as Jaws. The film spurned a shark kill that has never, thank God, been duplicated. It was banned from sea-side communities on both the Atlantic and Pacific side of America. This movie made you afraid of something you did last summer. (no pun!) The chemistry that the cast had is something that I have never seen recreated. The whole Community of Amity, even the background players, flowed so natural I would believe Amity was a town I had visited as a child. If you have never seen this gem get on it now. 100 years from Jaws will still be a vital part of American cinema despite how many new movies may be "more popular". Jaws is forever.

Alright, first off this movie is bad, in fact I cannot give you one solid reason why I gave it a 7 out of 10 rating other than I simply liked the movie, faults and all. I won't talk about the plot because I'm sure you've seen this tired plot played out in dozens of B-movie sci-fi flicks before. So why rehash it? I want to discuss the problems with the movie, however in it's faults is where I found it's charm. First off you never find out why the alien is here. A couple of actors allude to it being some sort of inter-galactic hunter, but this is never confirmed. Aside from this creating somewhat of a void in the plot I felt it added to the film, giving it some mystery. Second the aliens weapon source where these disc like organisms the would latch on to the victim. These things made a really annoying 'crunching' sound when the flew, which might I add was a priceless scenario. For some reason I just bought into it. The last little qualm I have with the fill is that you don't see the alien until the last few minutes. What a dip, right? No, actually I felt the alien itself was kind of corny and that not seeing it the whole movie built this sort of anticipation that was ultimately a let down. I don't know what I expected as far as an alien costume went, the movie obviously cost around $100 to make. I should say, Martin Landau does have a strange role in the movie as a drunk war vet who aids the protagonist against the sinister extra-terrestrial. Despite the films many problems and the odd addition of Martin Landau to the ensemble half-way through the film, I really bought into this movie. The movie gave me the sense of something that would have terrified me as a kid and today seems silly, you probably know a movie like that. Though "Without Warning" isn't as fitting as a title as "Without Reason" would have been, I would still recommend this to anyone who considers them self a lover of B-cinema.

I can't believe my aunt actually bought this movie, let alone felt it was just what I needed for Christmas one year but she did. Of course it wasn't until early March that I was bored enough to actually watch it. I have to say for a B-movie blast from the past, it really wasn't bad at all. The plot was coherent, the acting wasn't bad but typical for the era, and the leech costume actually had some value to it. There were some good, slightly extended underwater shots that made me feel bad for the guy in the leech costume. (The thing had to weigh a ton!) So for a few good laughs gather your pimpled-faced friends and rent this movie!