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Holidaze: The Christmas That Almost Didn't Happen
(2006)

What the Eff?
I usually do love and always try to love holiday movies, especially kids Christmas movies. It is usually very easy to make me happy in that regard. All it has to be is friendly with a few laughs and not be completely stupid. But this is completely stupid. I feel insulted by how bad this is. Whoever made this needs to be fired and banned from making any movies or shows ever again. This belongs on a trash heap!

A Good Day to Die Hard
(2013)

Pretty Dumb
Die Hard has really lost its way. What worked so perfectly for the first film, and so great in parts two and three, is now all gone. He's not an everyday kind of cop like he was, doing some pretty wicked but real world believable things and just barely scraping by. Now he's doing things like jumping onto flying jets, piloting them, firing missiles, taking on the entire nation of Russia, and so on.

This movie is just not very good. Even the comedy lines are falling flat. They need to get back to what made this franchise so great or just pack it in.

Larry Bird: A Basketball Legend
(1992)

Larry Legend
Even though it gets a bit slow in some parts this is a very interesting documentary about one of the sport of basketballs greatest legends of all time. Even if you are not a big fan of his or the Boston Celtics, it is worth watching because it and he are interesting subject matter. A good story well told.

Ricky's Room
(1999)

Cheap Barney
This show was a total ripoff of Barney the purple dinosaur. The songs and acting and kids were so annoying on this show. I give it a 3 to show it mercy because the kids in this deserve better.

Greenfields
(2013)

Pretty Good
I thought the animation was really good. The story is fine. The sound could have been better and it is pretty obvious where the story is going to go as soon as it gets going. Decent over all though.

Still Standing
(2015)

Booorrrrrring
This show is really boring and for a comedy show it is just very sad. They go to a small town that is dying and he does stand up comedy jokes for them but the town is still dying, all these people we see are still in a small dying community that has not been helped at all and has no real hope, for every town I have watched an episode of this is the case.

Also the comedy just is not there quality wise what is supposed to be funny about any of these jokes? Visiting fishermen and doing jokes about getting crabs or whatever do they seriously think this is funny to anyone other than potheads?

Such a boring show and also sad on top of it all I just can't believe how CBC comes up with this sad stuff.

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
(1989)

Great!
I love this series so I am biased, and I know this is not as good as the first two Nightmare on Elm Street films but it is still scary when it is supposed to be, and very fun, with some surprisingly good performances for a film such as this. Definitely worth watching the whole series!

Citizen Kane
(1941)

Genius
A work of genius. Truly the best film ever made. Orson Welles is brilliant as an actor and director.

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
(1974)

Brilliant
This was a brilliant and thrilling action thriller movie from the 1970's. Walter Matthau usually did comedy films but he is fantastic in this as the detective. A really great old school thriller. Much superior to the remake they did not so long ago.

Knock Knock Ghost
(2014)

Hilarious!
I don't think it is intentional but this show is hilarious. It is either intentionally a spoof of those ghost shows where they visit supposedly haunted locations and pretend to feel cold chills, hear voices and noises, have a psychic who can even "see them" and so on, but they are also terrified of everything happening around them and very catty with each other. It is shot in low quality and the sound can get very annoying (cheap) but it is one of those "so bad that it is funny" things if it is not on purpose, and if it is intentionally spoofing those shows with this it is very well done and hilarious. Intentional or not you will laugh yourself silly watching this is you are like us.

The Walking Dead
(2010)

Overall Average (Was Amazing Now Boring)
When Negan first came on bored I was excited, we love Jeffrey Dean Morgan and settled in, but the story quickly went downhill. He is a one note character and they have kept him around for what like two and a half years now? The characters no longer behave logically and how many times can people go insane then regain their sanity again? How hard can Rick crack? They've already lost their marbles. This show has gotten very stale and whoever took it over after the first creator left has been really driving it into the ground. They need fresh blood and a fresh take on things. Let's get some new stories and characters.

Still Game
(2002)

It's OK I guess
This has some good characters in it and there are some witty lines and physical comedy that made us laugh but I had a hard time sometimes understanding what they are talking about both because of the thick Scottish accents but also use of words and phrases that simply are not used in North America. There are also some predictable and not so good jokes and the actors are sometimes not that great. Funny but not strong thespians.

Ging chaat goo si III: Chiu kup ging chaat
(1992)

Great!
Great action scenes with a young Jackie Chan doing all his own stunts, including some pretty incredible ones. It is also a very funny comedy movie. Sure he's not an awesome actor or anything but he is definitely likable and a funny guy with an amazing level of talent for the physical fight scenes and stunt work. We really enjoyed this one.

Blockers
(2018)

Disappointing
This was an unfunny and pointless movie. The trailer basically shows everything you need to see. Very low brow sex and toilet based humor. I don't mind dirty jokes or tasteless comedy (like the first American Pie etc) but when there is nothing really to it from the story side and also no big laughs to be had I think the movie is pointless. Sad to say that is the case here. A really boring and terrible movie. If you go watch it make sure you are drunk or high since they seemed to be the only people in the theater who had a good time sitting through this.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
(2017)

Excellent
Perfect performance in a great movie. She really deserved the Oscar win for this so I'm glad to see that she did win it. The movie is also very good and well written. The other actors do a good job as well. I'm surprised more people haven't seen this because it was very well done.

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