jamiekressinger

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Reviews

Glass
(2019)

Re watch trilogy
So just re watched the trilogy in a row. Mainly cause there is total toffee nowadays. Not sure why glass has the lowest of the low ratings in the three. Unbreakable was great. But 12 years before split. Split was a good movie and even better when you watch it soon after the first film. Glass however seems to get a bad rap. Not sure if all the sofa directors and writers out there wanted it to be the way they imagined while they was working in Asda stocking shelves or not. But get a grip. JM performance in both editions is fantastic but in glass it's stepped up to another level. Maybe the time to wait (like loads of things now) is way too long. But after doing the trio in a row you will definitely get a better appreciation of them all. Shame MNS ain't turnt out anything great since.

Strays
(2023)

Idiots moaning about expecting a serious drama.
Firstly. This film is funny A F. For sure one of the funniest films in a long time. And yeah like others say, there are some real tug at the heart string moments. But now let's address the reviews from what can only be from the ones that think they are smart. Yet all moan about turning up to a film, with or without kids. And crying because it wasn't the serious drama or family film they expected. Get a grip for gods sake, according to yourself you are a clever person, yet was to stupid to work out it's supposed to be stupid fun adult comedy. So please just go the F away with your reviews.

Anyway like I say. Great adult comedy. Enjoy it.

Is It Cake?
(2022)

Season 2 not as good.
I enjoyed first season but the second season with this allowing them to edit the decoys is a joke. Seemed also there was the same person doing it every time as she clearly didn't deserve to be there. (Spirit). It just took away from the show and angered me.

I enjoyed first season but the second season with this allowing them to edit the decoys is a joke. Seemed also there was the same person doing it every time as she clearly didn't deserve to be there. (Spirit). It just took away from the show and angered me.

I enjoyed first season but the second season with this allowing them to edit the decoys is a joke. Seemed also there was the same person doing it every time as she clearly didn't deserve to be there. (Spirit). It just took away from the show and angered me.

Peter Pan & Wendy
(2023)

Box ticking at its finest.
And that is all it is. The acting is so bad and the characters had zero character. Felt like us was watching a cheap theatre show down the local civic centre. But this is the future of everything now. When will they learn to listen to the majority of the public.

And repeat again to get the review in although I do t have much more to say really. And that is all it is. The acting is so bad and the characters had zero character. Felt like us was watching a cheap theatre show down the local civic centre. But this is the future of everything now. When will they learn to listen to the majority of the public.

Jeepers Creepers: Reborn
(2022)

How did this get to cinema.
Seriously this is the worse B movie complete and utter rubbish, poorly acted, no very poorly acted of all time. I guess the new generation will love it and think it's great. But let me tell you and anyone else that reviews this high. It isn't. It ruins the name of the creepers movies (well 1and 2). And should be put in a dark cupboard and all copies destroyed. And the internet destroyed just so nobody can view it online.

Then I've got to keep going to get to 600 and got no more to say. Blah blah blah. Dan now I can't copy and paste on the review page. 609 chars is to long anyway why do that. I we'll probably my last review.

Fakes
(2022)

And let's try this.
Two girls who are so stupid, annoying and obnoxious, one of them a spoilt little idiot. Both sell fake ids. Then down the line they dump in another girl in who is do so so annoying it is unreal.

Then to add to it all, all they do is scream and shout at the top of there voices. It drives you mad.

It got four because the storey was actually good. But would have been way better with the lead actors who didn't make you want to bury your head in the darkest cave just to avoid their high pitch screams and complete stupidity. If you want to empower then stop making yourselves look like fools in every lead role you get.

Mack & Rita
(2022)

Jesus.
What is it nowadays that any female led movie seems to just consist of stupid women continuously screaming at the top of their voices. No sorry and bad acting. But mainly just screaming.

Repeat for 600 count.

What is it nowadays that any female led movie seems to just consist of stupid women continuously screaming at the top of their voices. No sorry and bad acting. But mainly just screaming.

Repeat for 600 count.

What is it nowadays that any female led movie seems to just consist of stupid women continuously screaming at the top of their voices. No sorry and bad acting. But mainly just screaming.

Repeat for 600 count.

Ten Percent
(2022)

It's ok.
But yet another show packed with the usual lbgt so much so, that has nothing to do with the plot. Nobody cares anymore. Stop force feeding is.

That's it really.

Better Call Saul: Saul Gone
(2022)
Episode 13, Season 6

One stars have no idea.
This is simple. Just because you one star reviews didn't get the ending you had wet your pant about. Does not make it a one star review. Grow up. For the people that have a brain and an understanding of what went on thank you for being you. Because as much as we wanted to see maybe something different we appreciate the acting. The emotion. And the end result.

If anyone with a one star thinks they could write it better. Then I'll be watching your stuff when you make a name for yourself.

Probably get removed cause of snowflakes.

Day Shift
(2022)

Just very enjoyable
Let's face it. It's all been done before. But I liked it when it was done before and I really liked the way this was done.

Usual People looking for Oscar performances and the best story etc etc etc. And of course will be upset by, for once, the lack of the woke agenda. But hey you could go watch the multitude of tv and films made just for you nowadays.

So yeah keep this coming please as it's a hella lot of action and fun.

Locke & Key
(2020)

Meh
It was ok ish then got to stupid. But does anyone else feel the incest vibe going on between the sister and older brother. Mainly the way she looks at him like she fancies him big time.

Wu-Tang: An American Saga
(2019)

Season 2 sucks badly
I'll be honest, I just dumped season one on for background viewing and it was ok. Same old ghetto story though. Nothing really wu tang outside some names to be fair. All been done before. But when (like others) I heard his voice in season two I thought I was watching a comedy or something, then just complete trash as usual.

Anyway that's it really.

Better Call Saul: Waterworks
(2022)
Episode 12, Season 6

Ralphmayes
Your an idiot.

Don't review something if you haven't watched it all. And as if you really won't watch the last episode after clearly having watched from 2015. You are the one score reviewers that ruin these ratings.

Only Murders in the Building: The Tell
(2022)
Episode 5, Season 2

Ditch Clara
Honestly she is the worse actress actor in the world and there's no reason she should be there. O except cause she's mates with Gomez. Just stick to the winning format of season 1 and keep the bad acting out.

Big Timber
(2020)

Cannot stand the horrible boss
Would get more stars if the P Rick of a boss with the attitude and who thinks he is the mutts mutts wasn't in it. The stupid faces he makes when he talks to some people. Bloke just gets on my nerves.

The Wilds
(2020)

Would have been a six or seven
Then season two happened and it turnt to complete and utter garbage. Painful to watch in some cases so that's all it gets now.

Not much else to say just doing the word count.

God's Favorite Idiot
(2022)

Good little comedy
The hate squad out again trying to be smarter than what they actually are. And forgetting it's a simple little comedy. Seriously stop trying to look for things that shouldn't exist in the show. Try to enjoy your life for once.

O and for those saying it's a crime against Christianity etc etc. Well that's the biggest joke in history anyway so not sure what your point is there.

The Boys
(2019)

Oh dear
The usual one scoring moaning reviewers yet again going on about mindless violence and gore and shock value. Yes that's what it's supposed to be. And that's why the rest of us watch it. It's great and anyone who knew anything about it wouldn't moan after watching. Get a grip.

Stranger Things: Chapter One: The Hellfire Club
(2022)
Episode 1, Season 4

Don't get to carried away
It was a good start , but not as good as people are making out. Certainly wasn't the 10 star, best thing since sliced bread the wanna be fan boys are making it out to be. And let's face it we all did want it to be something amazing after so long.

Sadly it just wasn't, still a good score. But I just hope it improves.

Love on the Spectrum U.S.
(2022)

A beautiful thing to see
It's extremely heartwarming to see how people can be so caring towards others.

I come away from watching this show thinking hoping the best for those involved as they truly deserve the best things it life.

Great little watch.

The Northman
(2022)

Pretty boring.
This movie really missed the mark. Went in expecting a Viking epic and left bored out of my mind. Not enough battles to much acid trip scenes and boring storyline.

Hoffman Family Gold
(2022)

Shame really.
Can't help but feel a bit sorry for the hoffmans when I watch this show. Over the last gold rush years it got painful to watch Todd but he was gold rush in my eyes.

Now everything has moved on and I can't help but think to myself "should have left it".

Throw into that Hunter Hoffman who is probably at home every night crying that he's not Parker and desperately wanting screen time. It's all a bit of a mess.

Armageddon
(1998)

Great fun
Seriously I read a review with someone (another 1 scorer) moaning about the fine details of space and asteroids and earths gravity' what NASA would really do blah blah blah.

Really feel sorry for them people, I really do.

Here's a tip. It's a movie, not a documentary, it's just supposed to be fun ffs. Sit back and just watch a older movie which is still great and far better than some of the rubbish nowadays.

The Bubble
(2022)

Usual one scorers
Ignore the usual one score reviews. Same people basically stating it's the same as some of the worse movies in history. Pathetic. It's pretty funny. Easy viewing but if your looking for story and Oscar performances then obviously this ain't the film.

Rest of you one scorers need to grow up a bit really. Your ruining the worth of the sites reviews.

Joe vs Carole
(2022)

Shame
Even though this story has been milked to it's full I still wanted to watch the show as it's almost a guilty pleasure. Sadly this show is a big let down. Apart from the terrible CGI and I mean terrible, there is something that just doesn't work, it simply doesn't click.

Disappointed for sure.

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