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brchthethird

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Ratings15K

brchthethird's rating
6.65
La planque 1
3 Doors Down: Kryptonite
6.77
3 Doors Down: Kryptonite
6
YC: Racks (Remix)
Björk: Black Lake
8.27
Björk: Black Lake
The Chamber
6.06
The Chamber
A Battle of Wheels
7.48
A Battle of Wheels
6
Dorrough: Ice Cream Paint Job
Björk: Bachelorette
8.38
Björk: Bachelorette
Valley of the Zombies
5.35
Valley of the Zombies
Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?
7.28
Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?
Jay Sean: Tonight
5
Jay Sean: Tonight
Come with Me Now
6
Come with Me Now
Mo Money
6.66
Mo Money
Something Wild
7.37
Something Wild
Beta Chi Guy
6.97
Beta Chi Guy
The Studio
8.09
The Studio
The Presentation
8.58
The Presentation
Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
7.48
Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
4.14
J.B.1
5.05
Les deux gouines
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
4.64
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
Cher: Believe
6.86
Cher: Believe
Bell Biv DeVoe: Poison
5.96
Bell Biv DeVoe: Poison
Enter the Dragon
7.68
Enter the Dragon
First Stop
8.98
First Stop

Watchlist3K

Group Texting, Group Sexing
Little White Lies
6.4
Obsessed
Love, Sex & Music
5.6
Love, Sex & Music
5 ans après
6.0
Spitfire
Killer Barbys
3.7
Killer Barbys
6.0
Aunt Peg
6.1
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls
5.5
3 Beauties and a Maid
6.0
Lesbian Lingerie Party
5.8
College Lesbians
6.2
Maraschino Cherry
4.8
Hot Wire
3.5
Phone Sex Fantasies: Volume 1
6.6
All About Gloria Leonard
Immoral Miss Teeze
6.4
Cagney & Stacey
6.0
Nothing to Hide
6.1
Grand Opening
7.3
The Anal Diary of Misty Rain
5.5
Disco Lady
5.8
Hard Soap Hard Soap
All American Girls
6.0
Poetics for Tramps
Boss
99 Women
4.6
99 Women
Carter's Games
5.8
Sister Act
The Kitty Kat Club

Lists6

  • My Adult Film Collection
    • 533 titles
    • Public
    • Modified May 21, 2025
  • Fritz Lang, Dawn Addams, and Peter van Eyck in The 1,000 Eyes of Dr. Mabuse (1960)
    Entertainment Collection
    • 6536 titles
    • Public
    • Modified May 21, 2025
  • Adult Actresses in My Collection
    • 145 people
    • Public
    • Modified May 20, 2025
  • Africa Speaks! (1930)
    Definitive Pre-Code
    • 6409 titles
    • Public
    • Modified Apr 17, 2025
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Reviews662

brchthethird's rating

Corporate Assets

5.6
7
  • May 9, 2025
  • Respectable last stand of theatrical hardcore

    One of the last hardcore films released theatrically, as much of the adult industry was transitioning to the home video market. And if this was a last stab at legitimacy, then well done. Of the adult films I've watched so far, both from the Golden Age and more recent ones, this felt the most like a "real" movie. The sense is that the sex served the story rather than the other way around. All the technical aspects were quite good, and even the acting was respectable more than just being functional. Tish Ambrose and Eric Edwards were good leads, with Edwards in particular getting to delve into some pretty heavy subject matter, but the standout scene for me was a particularly violent scene between Herschel Savage and Sheri St. Claire. Beyond that, the film was well-paced and had an interesting score. My only real issue was that the entire buildup of the plot was resolved rather perfunctorily in a 5-minute action scene. On the other hand, with a 10-day shoot and a fraction of the budget of a Hollywood picture, it's not like they could have done something on the scale of Rambo. Overall, while I may have been more affected by a couple of the other early 70's titles I've seen so far (e.g., The Devil in Miss Jones), I really enjoyed this one, which bodes well for the other 80's theatrical hardcore I have coming up.
    Lionheart

    Lionheart

    6.2
    9
  • May 8, 2025
  • Plenty of action and, unironically, heart

    For my money, this is one of JCVD's best movies. It delivered the action one would expect, while also moving beyond its pulp trappings and becoming a moving drama that is able to better contextualize the violence that is the primary draw for movies of its genre. And having incredible cinematography and an excellent score certainly helped that along nicely. My only complaint, and really hardly a complaint, is that nothing explosive happens after the opening scene where Leon's brother is killed, at least not on that kind of visceral level. And the plot, which carefully took its time, never felt like it was building to some incredible showdown as in Bloodsport or Kickboxer. Just the same, getting to know the characters a bit better was a decent tradeoff. None of the performances were what you would call Oscar-worthy, but they did what they needed to do. Harrison Page was an excellent sidekick/foil to Van Damme's character; and the sister-in-law and her daughter also came out looking pretty good. Michel Qissi (Tong Po in Kickboxer) got a nice small role as a French Foreign Legion agent on the trail of Van Damme, who spends most of the runtime AWOL trying to get to his brother's widow, and then secretly supporting her with the winnings from his fights. And kudos to whoever designed Deborah Rennard's wardrobe. She might not have had Brigitte Nielsen energy, but she certainly dressed the part. Anyway, I am probably overrating this a tad, but the rating for at least this one largely reflects my overall enjoyment. Which is not nothing.

    Tomatoes

    5.4
    4
  • May 8, 2025
  • Serviceable, if weak, early adult feature

    Tommy Toole is Stanley Jones, the new rent collector for a stereotypically Jewish landlord. All the tenants who owe are women and, naturally, other arrangements are made (with one exception). Fairly standard porn setup which has been done to death by this point, although I suppose it would have been somewhat novel in the early 70's. Sex was fairly rote, although there were a number of funny bits and dialogue that made me chuckle. What I didn't appreciate --more for pacing reasons than anything else-- was that the VCX DVD (copyright 1984) had footage from a completely separate feature spliced in throughout in order to pad the runtime, and random flashes of pornographic images inserted (hehe) into the already short dialogue scenes. As an early example of theatrical hardcore, I can't be too harsh with it, but it's not one I'm likely to revisit.

    Oh, and too much whipped cream for my taste. (The mere sight makes me nauseous.)
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