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Ok so, here we go. I tried reading and looking at some of the other reviews and they're just all way off-key I'm sorry not sorry to say. One talks about the lead protagonist having "severe" mental issues, no she didn't! Her MOM had the severe mental issues! They touch base briefly about her having a stint at a psych hospital but in an interview she elaborates on this as she checked herself in due to stress of losing her mom, even though they also made clear her mom tried to kill her when she was a teenager by attempting to down her. So yeah, MOM had the severe mental disorders, not Jane.

Now that that's all cleared up, on to why this movie only gets 3 stars. I read in a other review that this was an all female written, directed, and even acted movie. There is a "guy" in it if you will, but you never see who he is, she just randomly meets him and bangs him in the bathroom at her art show party and of course he happens to be married. There's a lot and I mean A LOT of female/feminist bias all through out this entire movie. What a shocker right? Written, directed, and a full cast of females? Kinda wouldn't expect anything less am I right?

So I'm going along and the movies not so bad. It touches on real life issues and scenarios that real female victims of assault deal with after the fact. The Evidence Kit that they have to endure, people not believing them, and even the lesbian cop, oh excuse me, "detective" as she likes to point out and correct everyone in the movie through the ENTIRE movie. Yeah that doesn't get old or anything, doesn't believe her.

So, towards the end, the "monster" which I must say is the absolute, worst, garbage piece of you know what CGI monster I've EVER seen in my entire life thus far. It's not even scary looking! In fact, it looks like nothing! It's just this black mass with a mouth, normal flat not scary crooked teeth and three glowing eyes? And the eyes aren't even set, they just kinda blob and float around the empty black mass that's supposed to be this things face I'm guessing? I dunno but it's awful! So just lackluster and lazy and unoriginal and uncreative that it's kinda funny that the protagonist is this local semi famous artist/influencer and yet whoever designed this monster and I use the word designed VERY loosely, clearly didn't and doesn't have a single creative bone in their body.

So, she's running from the "monster" at the end and she's hiding. Well she finally hides in a barrel full of water, don't ask cause I dunno, they're on the rooftop of the building her flat is in, and yeah movies, and she's ready to finally make a sneak attack on this thing, oh, btw she found these old books talking about and describing the "monster" that was after her and it also told her a way to kill it so she had this knife/dagger made that would supposedly be able to kill the monster. Anywho she jumps out of the water filled barrel and raises her little knife/dagger up over her head with both hands, which completely makes her open and vulnerable to attack and guess what happens? That's right she gets attacked before she can do anything, the monster grabs her by her throat and she drops her weapon and the monster proceeds to shove her head under water, just like what her mom did to her when she was a teenager, and holds her there until we are lead to believe she's dead.

Cut screen and now the monster is dragging her lifeless body across the ground as she sputters up some water and magically comes back to life. Also amazingly enough, she somehow managed to retrieve her knife/dagger that she dropped behind her head when the monster grabbed her throat, all while unconscious I might add, AND hold onto it! That's right! She magically had the knife/dagger back in her hand! Only to have the monster step on her wrist and make her drop it again! Are you freaking serious? So not only did you destroy the continuity of what was going on at that point, you destroyed it and then had it lead to nothing?!? At this point I was just done and well in all honesty headed here to write this review.

So, unless you're a hardcore left wing lala-liberal feminist, I'd skip this one cause, it's not even scary and I think it's beyond ignorant what they claim as "horror" movies these days, this being one of those examples.

Giving a garbage movie about garbage people and garbage lifestyles 10* cause some washed up has been MTV reality "star" is in it is probably the dumbest thing you can do.

So, I'm writing this am I sadly watching it and I don't do spoilers but this one I've gotta point out. To kill a dad and leave him there for his little daughter to find is probably the most you know what thing you can do in life. Yeah it's a movie but that just put you below a cockroach and the dog doo I scrape off my boot. Not only that, the guy who did it is a ugly pathetic lispy rat face rat fink rat teeth just all around rat resembling druggie loser. So he's playing the lowest scum character you could play in a movie just about and in real life he looks like a troll and ogre mated and created him. He can't die fast enough in this movie.

All the "ladies" are trashy druggie ravers that are so pathetic and such losers and just wastes of human everything, they can't die fast enough either. Then you pile on the bad acting and terrible script/story, this is a total and complete skip. Unless you're a druggie raver in real life then you may actually like this and if that's the case, well you see my thoughts and opinions of your kind.

Amazon! Have you ever heard of QC? Quality Control? Filter what garbage you allow on your streaming platform die crying out loud and on top of that, stop recommending this garbage to me in my "movies we think you will like" section. If you think I like garbage movies like this then you don't know me at all!

So yeah, anywho skip this. Anything and I mean anything else you can find to do to amuse yourself is a 100% better choice than watching this steaming pile.

First off "Hollywood" can you please quit casting Woody Harrelson. He's a garbage person and a terrible actor. I'm tired of looking at his ugly mug of a face, his horrendous hook nose and underbite, his nappy teeth, and lastly his ear wrenching speech impediment and the way he talks.

On to the garbage movie that this is cookie cutter band wagon movie is. Carnage is a ruthless, sadistic, serial killer in the comics, he's merely a puppy in this movie and to make it even worse, Woody Harrelson was cast as him. There's nothing redeeming about this movie minus a few good comedic moments, which is why I didn't give it one star. It's so intertwined with snowflake social warrior justice garbage propaganda that before this putrid bile and toxicity became intertwined in what seems almost if not EVERY MOVIE THAT COMES OUT THIS DAY IN AGE, the old cookie cutter assembly factory formulaic style movies were still tolerable and bearable to watch. Yeah you knew it was nothing new or ground breaking but you also knew what you were getting yourself into going to watch it. Some action, some comedy, a tried and true movie making formula that worked. Not anymore. These movies are so full of political PC snowflake garbage propaganda that now they are even watchable or enjoyable and just need to be done away with.

Hollywood, quit trying to force your views and opinions down the country's throat using generic movies as your soapbox. You're ruining movies and everything that used to be enjoyable about them for everyone.

So that all being said this movie is nothing special, like so many other movies of its kind unless you're just a hardcore fan of these, you can skip it and not be missing out on much of anything.

With so many already novel long, drawn out, tedious reviews written about this movie covering every nook and cranny of this film good and bad, you'd think this thing was up for an Oscar or something, I'm just not going to add to it.

I'm not gonna waste my time or yours just cause, by clear evidence of the length of these reviews, I wanna see what it's like to hear myself talk, or in this case type, on and on and to a point of sheer and maddening dullness equivalent to that of beating a dead horse.

There's so much underlying and even slap you in the face propaganda about "global warming" you'd think Al Gore played a hand in writing this script and making this movie.

Just skip this, I accidentally woke up to this pile of garbage playing, peacock had continued playing after my initial choice was over and it picked this, thanks peacock.

I can't believe there's 2 more of these stinking piles of doody either, yep that's right, 2 more sequels! My guess and suggestion would be to skip those too, I am. Ok hit my minimum requirements to post this, until next time!

Holy bonkers Batman, maybe if they had put some of the money they used bribing people to leave FAKE stellar reviews for this steaming pile of fly attractors, they could've used it on acting lessons and the movie may have been a little more tolerable.

Ok let's break this sack of garbage down like we're trying to separate stuff for recycling, cause to he honest, that's the best thing that could happen to this a movie, a recycling center.

The script well it's just awful. Some of the things they say are so asinine and heck not even true statements to begin with! For example, the "leading lady" after their radios go on the fritz says, "Yeah the frequencies are down." This was in response to one of the other characters, cause I refuse to call these kids "actors" said he had tried to radio her but got no response. Ok so, radio frequency is well radio waves, and unlike electricity or wifi and the internet, they don't "go down" the only thing that makes radios or walky talkies if you will not work is when the frequency is being BLOCKED by something such a radio frequency jammer or distance or any large physical objects. Radio frequencies don't "go down" they are always there all the time traveling all through the air.

Next, I'm sure if you read any of the REAL reviews and not the fake fluff reviews posted by friends and family and possibly even paid/bribed people, is ATROCIOUS! I mean I've seen better acting from a 5 year old playing with action figures. The acting is in par with high school plays AT BEST! Cause I've even seen high school plays that had better acting than this movie. How these people got cast boggles my mind.

Back to another part of the script, the overall plot and story, again is pure unimaginative steaming garbage! Absolutely nothing original or well thought out. It's a complete rip off and copy of every other over night lock in paranormal investigation that goes awry movie that has been done and even done WAY better before it. If you wanna watch a good horror movie, in fact it was good enough to even garner a sequel, Close Ecounters is a way...WAY better horror movie of a paranormal investigative team filming for a show and getting locked in to a haunted location and everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Make sure you watch both of them too to get the full story. In fact, I think I've made my point and I'm gonna go watch that myself to try and get the nasty taste of this movie out of my psyche.

So, in closing I'm super grateful I didn't pay to watch this joke of a movie and it was free on Amazon and yet I still feel like I got hit over the head and mugged in a NYC alley. If you got duped by all the fake, false, garbage fluff reviews, I truly empathize for you. DO NOT SPEND MONEY TO WATCH THIS! You'll regret it if you do I PROMISE!

Yeah, it's that bad. The plot? Tired, boring, played out, and been done before.

Watching women fight is like watching a group of straight men sitting in their living room knitting. Just doesn't fit.

I'm sorry but Zoe Bell is one fugly woman and somehow she convinced someone somewhere to let her get in front of the camera other than doing stunts, see that's all she did before she somehow managed to land a part in "Death Proof" and well she can't act for crap so. Unattractive AND can't act? That's just a recipe for disaster and toss in a boring been done before movie plot for good measure well there you have it, this movie.

Btw when I say it's been done before, I mean with male actors or a combination of male and female actors. I mean come on, seriously how many movies are out there where someone gets drugged or knocked out, kidnapped, then forced to do something bad or that they don't want to do at the peril of one or many of their loved ones who have also been kidnapped, being held captive, and their life or lives threatened? TOO MANY!

Then, I'm not gonna put a spoiler but the "twist" was so bad and stupid and predictable and the ending? Well the ending made the entire point of the movie moot.

So there you have it, complete waste of time, money, effort and everything else that required this steaming pile of garbage to be made and watched by poor innocent viewers such as myself.

My advice? Avoid this like Covid-19.

"I'm not gonna give up my phone. They can't just take our phones away, that's fascist. We'll go to the police if we have to."

Yep...that is an actual line in this movie quoted verbatim, and that's not even the worst of it. Whoever wrote this, needs to find something else to do with their time. Whoever greenlit this, needs to be fired, black listed, and never be allowed to have anything to do with any movie ever again for the rest of time.

Acting...terrible. Cast...terrible. Script...terrible. I think you get my point by now. I'm not just hatin' on this either, look at all the other reviews. They're all saying practically the same thing. I will say, the Grimcutty is kinda freaky looking and it was nice to see that it wasn't CGI. In fact, that's the only reason I didn't one star this is because I'm old school and I prefer real life special effects and real life props over CGI.

If I don't stop here and now, I'll never be able to. This movie is an atrocious pile of steaming dung and should be thrown in a pit and buried and viewed by no one ever unless looking for a unique way to torture someone. This is a prime example of why today's youth is just a giant doomsday that will end everything as we know it in the near future. Skip this movie unless you're into inflicting pain and torture on yourself.

So I'm old enough that I watched King of the Hill as it originally aired season after season until it inevitably ended. I don't recall having any annoyances or dislikes from when I watched it then with any of the characters or episodes or whatnot.

The same cannot be said as I've gone through and watched it all over again on Hulu.

I'm gonna start small then go big. So, Luanne is so much more annoying this time around. I mean, I remember her being a brainless waste of space but just her voice and the way she says things and what she says makes me grind my teeth. Yeah I know the actress who did her voice is dead now but still, she's just annoying and thankfully she's not a main main character say like Hank or Bobby or PEGGY!

Yep, Peggy brings me to my other major annoyance this time out. I remember her being really naive but I certainly did not remember her being so STUPID! AND ANNOYING! AND ARROGANT! She's the worst! Every time she's wrong, which is practically all the time she will argue that she's right or make an excuse for why she was wrong and justify her being wrong or whatever. So smug and arrogant and stupid and annoying. She's beyond insufferable and almost intolerable. Yeah I know it's just a cartoon but still...Peggy almost makes where I can't watch it, but I've managed. It's a good animated series and funny and has really good creative characters minus Luanna and Peggy!

So, I'm finding out that this is based off a book that is being referred to as a "YA Novel". Don't worry, I had to look it up too, it means "Young Adult". So suffice it to say I was mislead into watching this being a fan of really any genre of horror etc. This, is not that by any stretch of the imagination let alone even the title.

This is so woke and PC washed and with the added teen angst angle really is just too unbearable to watch. The two biological children, sisters, are the absolute worst, self absorbed, taking everything for granted as well as prioritizing all the wrong things as the most important things in their self absorbed sociopathic pathetic lives/existence that they literally treat a girl who the mom takes in, a satanic cult escapee with an upside down pentagram carved into her back, as a hostile life damaging threat when all she does is try to fit into a family and world that she is completely foreign to due to being raised in a satanic cult. Just so many two-faced self absorbed terrible characters in this show, no wonder the world is the way it is this day in age.

Even the dad is not very upstanding, the mom is I feel truly genuine and sadly gets sort of flipped due to all the toxicity her atrocious family spews at her about taking in the girl who escaped from the cult who she kind of has a connection to due to her own traumatizing past.

This show could've still been made practically the same without any of the cult plot if that tells you how much it isn't about a cult as well as how much that story plot is completely pointless and wasted in this show. It's simply there as "click bait" if you will. For example, Mae, the cult escapee simply just could've escaped from an abusive family instead of a cult and this entire show could still play out the exact same way as it did.

So, unless you want to watch a CW teen drama show, don't get fooled and pulled in thinking it's scary or horror filled or even good and interesting cause you'll get let down. Just skip it.

It's been a long time since I've seen acting this bad from this movie company.

Between the two leads, the female is the absolute worst. She needs to figure out something to do with her life cause acting ain't gonna be her bread and butter. She's not easy in the eyes, she has some weird speech impediment, and her delivery is just the absolute worst.

The guy isn't much better, but he doesn't come off like a high schooler in a play reading memorized lines like she does. Do these people, yeah people cause they sure as hell ain't actors and movie makers, even watch the final product? Can they really sit there and think they did a good job and delivered top performances? If so then these people are more delusional than I thought.

Overall, story might have turned out ok if not for the terrible acting bringing it down so low and making it so unbearable that watching it almost makes you want to take a power drill to your temple.

Skip this, even free with ads wasn't enough for me. I personally stuck it out cause I read the end took a turn for the worse from other reviews. I was curious how much worse this could possibly get. Just don't start this journey, heed the warnings and bad reviews as reliable advice.

Oh Lord where to begin... this script is terrible. It has so many plot holes and contradictory lines in it it's ridiculous.

So, there's essentially 4 main characters in this thing. They're coming off like a "missing person/Homicide" true crime show. There's the missing/dead person, his bigger, and yes there's a pun there and you'll see it if you decide to punish yourself watching this, sister, a P. I. that she hired, and a investigative reporter that investigated the "crime." If you've ever watched any true crime show, then you knew they always gotta have a investigative reporter who covered the case at the time chiming in on it.

The "big" sister, yep pun again, is the worst actress out of the whole bunch. She's not the least bit believable. She doesn't even cry during the entire film she's such a bad actress. Can't even muster up some crocodile tears to try and sell the part better. Then there's her brother, who is like nails on a chalkboard times a million having to listen to talk. He has that Elmer Fudd/Barbara Walters baby talk speech impediment which is almost as bad and annoying to have to listen to as someone with a lisp. The P. I. and investigative reporter are ok but she, the investigative reporter is a female, knows more about the case and has and says more detailed information than the P. I.! That's how poorly this movie is written. Not only that but the Director/Writer, same guy, clearly has zero knowledge of true crime and how things are done and handled and is just insulting to anyone who does with this terribly written movie. He maybe has seen an episode or two of CSI and based everything off that fake Hollywood dribble.

K so, everyone says the ending kinda makes up for the slow burn of the rest of the movie. Yes and no, it's a terrible rip off of Blair Witch and The Hills Have Eyes and I don't wanna say anymore for fear of spoiling but, what the guy does in the end is so, so stupid and makes no sense that the ending really doesn't help anything IMO.

So, terrible acting, terrible script, terrible movie skip it. There's better "found footage" blend type movies out there.

Well, if you've read one review you've about read them all so I'm not gonna waste a bunch of time going over this as so many others have.

The knitty gritty is the lead actor is freaking annoying. He just blubbers and whines and cries practically through the entire movie and it's like nails on a chalkboard. He's a scrawny, nerdy, little pipsqueek and is a terrible actor and choice for a lead. The "villain" of the movie isn't any better. The short, marshmallow, miss piggy from the Muppets face looking actress they picked for that part was yet another bad casting choice.

The concept has been done before with all the "what if's" and quarrels with time travel so you're not missing anything.

STOP HERE! PAST THIS I DO HAVE A SPOILER!

So, as in reaching and watching the end of the movie and writing this, the leads choice is completely ignorant and ridiculous. He leaves himself in the future and sends back plants to try and save the past of its oxygen depletion Armageddon-esqe issue. He just as easily could've came back with the plants especially after all the squawking and crying he did about not leaving his sick wife behind. He then discovers he changed the outcome of humanity and the future for the good and gets all weepy, not even upset his wife is long dead and forgotten. Just terrible writing.

Ok so, unless you're looking to watch a cable version of gay porn, you need to skip this cause the only thing getting exploited here is the horror genre.

Call me what you want, homophobe blah blah blah cause that's everyone's go to if they say anything negative about gay culture. In fact, it's used and abused so much it really has lost all its meaning. You know, people can just not like stuff because they just didn't like it.

Anywho, the review that referred to this as a slasher, uhm that would require some slashing, which there is none of in this movie. So again, not a horror, not a slasher and not good either.

The review that says 99% of people have bad taste in movies, art, and music and whatever and spends half their review trying to convince you and begs you to listen to their review and only their review. Yeah that sounds like someone that's pretty close minded to me and the exact type of review to NOT listen to and to definitely ignore.

So pretty much the story is really just showing how awful people can be to each other using the internet as a vice, tool, and a weapon and well I'm pretty sure we all already know about that. Seriously though, be warned, this is not for anyone who has issues with LGBT cause that's really all this is, a cable gay fluff film.

The story isn't all that bad, wife gets terminal disease, guy happens to be a scientist and begins attempting to make a cure for her.

Where it falls apart is the terrible acting, mainly from the main guy, the scientist. Not only does his acting suck but he looks 20 years older than his wife and he's really hard to look at as well as he talks weird.

Then, when he's ready to test his crud on a human lab rat, he gets a bandanna with what I'm assume has chloroform on it. He gets his butt kicked my a super old homeless man then, at a bar, this 20 something starts giving him the hey how you doing eye. GIVE ME A BREAK! This guy is not attractive, zero game. He just walks up to her, whispers in her ear for like half a minute, we are not privi to what he says to her and she just walks off with him and ditches her friends for the guy who's old enough to be her grandpa and 10x as ugly. Yeah, he can't even get the upper hand on her either, she almost escapes before he ends up just having to strangle her. So, what was the point of his stupid chloroform? Didn't work on either people he tried to use it on.

Next he goes after the families hospice nurse which is beyond messed up cause she has been nothing but superb to him and his family. Now, this woman is curvy and black and I just like I didn't believe some young hot coed would have givin this joke of a guy the eye in a bar I sure as hell don't believe that this hospice nurse couldn't have beat the living crud out of the guy. Oh, almost forgot to mention he uses an inhaler too, that's how sorry a sack of poo he is.

The bad casting and worse delivery of the movie ruined any chance it had of being acceptable cause like I said, the actual story wasn't completely terrible.

So yeah my advice, skip it.

This movie should've been good but amateur camera work, apparently these people never heard of a tripod, it's like they hired Michael J. Fox to do all the camera work. Too soon? Nah...

K so this nerd bf, there's no way a female of the caliber that's playing his gf, would ever even give that guy the time of day let alone pee on his gums if his big flailing teeth were on fire. This guy is instant lady parts dryer. I feel bad that girl had to kiss him and kudos to her for acting like she liked him and pulling it off. I'm not even a female or in this movie and this dude makes me ashamed to be a guy. Prime example of the absolute worthless excuse of a man let alone a human being.

Anywho, movie coulda shoulda been good but yeah, between that guy and the amateur hour camera work, it's a no go.

Uhm ok so, either people just don't care about glaring plot holes in movies these days or everyone who watched this and gave it a favorable review was as drunk as the lead/writer/director was in this movie, well...his character anyway.

This movie could've been good IF someone who was actually talented and good at writing scripts and screenplays had wrote it. That's not the case here. Jim Cummings tried to be a Renaissance man and well failed miserably. So, he tried to do some comedy, failed. Tried to do horror, failed. Tried to put a M. Night Shyamalan twist in it and yep, failed miserably there too.

So, if you're gonna watch this then I can't talk about the major pool plot holes in this movie without having spoilers and I'd rather you read my review and heed my warning and skip this one. However, if you're stubborn like me you're gonna watch it anyway and you'll see the same terrible acting, lack of comedy, and the only thing horrific in the movie which are the Grand Canyon size plot holes. You've been warned.

Sadly, this is by far the worst character I've seen Bruce Campbell play and it was a real shame. The other sad thing is the movie could've been so so much better than it was but all and I mean all of the characters are just complete trolls, and like I said at the beginning, even Bruce Campbell's too.

The "kid" worker takes the cake. He's this high pitched whiny post millennial germaphobe and I'd rather listen to nails get drug down a chalkboard while watching paint dry then have to watch or listen to another second of him.

Then you've got the old peaked at high school waste of life guy. Pretty sure it was the dude from the first Final Destination movie. Him and the 20 year his junior feminist, woke female "lead" are tied for the next worst 2. There's just no connecting with them and you feel zero sympathy or empathy for them or the situation they're in and could really care less what happens to them. Let's just say it only gets worse with the rest of the characters.

They labeled this a comedy horror only there's zero comedy. Not one thing was said or done that was funny in this movie, not to say they didn't try, they just miserably failed at every attempt.

Now, I will say these alien/demon, that's right, after they infect you and they've gone through the full blown change, they look like some spawn of Satan from the 9 layer of hell, I will say those things looked pretty dang good and scary.

So yeah, I just can't get behind saying this is one worth watching, the script is terrible, the actors aren't bad, but the characters they're playing are and it just all around falls flat on its face and never gets up.

So, I'm going to do my best to keep mine short and sweet with a rating system for those who don't want to read long reviews and also avoid spoilers. If you need/want clarification on my rating feel free to read the longer in depth reviews for I feel they will be in line with explaining my scores.

Acting: 0 that's right 0- non existant, terrible, cringeworthy, no saving grace from any of them Story: 0- This is the most unimaginative story of the entire franchise and the horrendous acting just sends it further down the crapper. A true, hideous open flesh wound of a scar on the franchise. Bradley was right to get out and as far away as he could from this flaming pile of trash heap. Effects: 0- what effects? I've seen homemade cosplay look better than this. Maybe those people need to be given jobs in the future instead of these amateurs. Final synopsis: everyone involved in this film should be blacklisted from ever taking part in any shape, way, form of filmmaking ever again. This movie should be removed from access to the masses, and forgotten about and erased from history. If it is to be ever viewed by anyone at any time ever, that should only be during times of torturing someone to get information out of them.

If you wanna torture someone, lock them in a room and turn this movie on and put it on repeat. No, it's not that scary, it's that awful of a movie.

Another option is to make a game out of it. Watch it as long as you can before having to turn it off. See who can go the longest lol.

So... usually, if there is a trailer available to watch for a B movie, then I watch it to see where on the B movie scale it's gonna land. Because honestly, there's some really awesome B movies out there, and there's some real stinkers. This one, falls on the latter.

Before I go into that let me explain my title. While I was watching the trailer they were putting little review snippets from critics about how amazing this movie is. The first one says, and I quote, "Gives Blumhouse A Run For Their Money" Alan Bryce, Darkside. Now for those of you who aren't familiar with Blumhouse, they are currently by far the number one best horror/thriller movie makers right now. Example, they made the new Halloween movie, they also made "Get Out" and "Ma" and many, many other well known and money making horror movies as of late.

That being said, Allan Bryce must have no soul and will say whatever you want him to say in a review for the right $$$, or...the guy has not one functioning brain cell left. Next, I will never trust ANYTHING Darkside says about a movie from here on out, you shouldn't either. This movie isn't even in the same arena as Blumhouse movies, hell not even the same sport!

So if you've read this far, by now you must've figured out what I think of this movie, if the 1 star wasn't a giveaway to begin with lol. Bad acting, bad effects, bad story, bad delivery, if it's bad, it's in this movie. Skip it and go find yourself an awesome Blumhouse movie to watch.

Till next time, cheers

This movie is so far fetched it's practically impossible to get into it.

SPOILER ALERT... You've been warned...

So we have another disease ridden apocalyptic destroyed future movie. This one does give us a background in to our main characters through flashbacks before the end times.

The problem is... the story is garbage. Rich French man picks out prostitute in his gallery and instantly is in love. Even though she shuts him down on a couple occasions he comes back for more. Must be a glutton for punishment. He forces her to get off her hardcore drugs and finally cupid strikes. Now they're together, getting a house together, going to start a family together. Please, should've called this movie "To Save a Ho" not hostile.

Then in the present time the creature she's been fighting and practically kills turns out to be her long lost lover. He shows her by a gesture that he only ever showed her once before in the movie and she magically remembered. She's a terrible actress, the guy is actually pretty good and believable. The girl ruins it. Stay away unless really board.

Wow... just speechless lol. Those fake fluff reviews written about this movie are the icing on this crap cake. I'm a little concerned that there's people this sad, pathetic, deranged, and self absorbed out there. Not only is the "feature couple" in the "movie" the main "actors" they're also the people who made the whole thing! Then... they and I imagine some very well paid people because there's no way these two have real true honest friends in life, went out of their way to make fake review accounts with fake fluff reviews! The fluff reviews are the best, I suggest doing what I did and let the movie play in the background ignoring it completely as you read the "10/10" star reviews lol. Makes the torture of seeing this "movie" a little less worse lol.

This is a prime example of what not to do with your cell phone camera. Just awful. Takes the number 1 spot in my worst thing I've ever watched list. No talent, bad acting, and had the audacity to drag the Amityville name through the mud like this? Shame...shame shame. 1 star is 1 too many for this pile of garbage.

First of off, I don't know why people think this movie got fluff reviews to boost it's score, this movie is messed up from the start. If you wanna hate it, hate it because it shows how truly sick, despicable, P.O.S. the human race can really be. It's a good movie and if you want all your emotions poked at with a hot fire poker then give it a watch

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So even though this character did a crappy thing like every chatacter in this entire movie, she by far is the only redeemable one as the movie plays through and she gets... just way worse than she deserves by far. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE sucks in this movie, no I don't particularly mean the acting, it's not oscar material but I've seen WAY WAY worse. Chris... is by far the worst. Even when he's getting revenge I still don't like him. Arrogant, mouthy, mousey little twerp who should've been the one to meet his maker.

So three's a crowd in this movie. Bf, gf engaged and bff. We find out early on bff and gf had an affair, and well bff comes clean to bff/the bf. This guy, is a real piece of work and shows his true toilet colors pretty quickly and definitely gets off too easy. Next enter POS native citizen, they're in a different country btw, and oh thank goodness he speaks pretty darn good English. Yay we have help, we're saved. If you haven't figured out the dilemma by now from the title of the movie well... I'm sorry. So, yay, safe, help... what's that? This guy's a perverted POS too? Oh c'mon isn't there one decent person in this whole movie? Nope. They all suck cause people suck.

Lots of bad crap happens, some survive, some don't. Fast forward to revenge is a dish best served cold. Well turns out our little worthless revenge initiator thought he had what it took to serve it cold... nope. He dishes it out and gets burned.

Maybe that's the one lesson that could, possibly be learned here. Something terrible, despicable, horrible happpens to you and your bloods boiling and you will get even, only to find out after doing so you don't feel better, you feel worse... but how can that be? Not to mention, it didn't bring back your lost loved one. The hurt and pain sure as hell didn't go away.

Anywho, if you read a review about this movie that says it sucked well then they are some cold hearted never happy people, ignore them. If they say the reviews got fluffed to get a high score, ignore them too cause that's not really the case either. Again, heed my warning, this movie will mess with your emotions and your head. Yeah it's a little long and slow but, just be forewarned before watching this, it's not for everybody, and you may not like who you are coming out the other end watching it.

Until next time, enjoy the good movies and pass on the ones that suck lol

Only 20 mins in and I'm ready to gouge my eyes out, shove pens in my ears, and then slit my wrists and throat. Ok so the last part was stretching it... Wow, where to begin. Might as well start with the acting, because it's like the singer's voice in a band, it'l make or break it. Yeah this acting shattered it. Just awful...I mean... do they audition these people? Do they just say, "Who's willing to work for free?" K everyone who raised their hand, you're hired! There's a little 3 min news story at the beginning of the movie laying out the history and bad things that happened. Best and only good part of the movie. Laid out a descent horror story. Boy did it fail to measure up. Ok so, I'm gonna finish suffering through this so none of y'all who are smart enough to read reviews before watching movies, can be spared the torture this movie spews out. I'll come back at the end to update and finish this review.

I got this movie with a free rental and I still feel like I got ripped off! Oh where to start, where to start. Yep there's THAT much wrong and terrible with this movie. Ok so, the title... has nothing to do with this movie, I mean they try to make it about that but then it takes a violent left turn off a cliff. A little girl dies in a graveyard playing "Ghost in the Graveyard"... then... that's it... that's all there is in this movie that portrays to the title and the "what's this movie about" description.

What this movie is REALLY about is Heaven and Hell...God and Satan... the battle of good and evil on earth. So you think, well that's ok, I like movies about that stuff too I'll forgive them about the title and description. Nope sorry wrong... don't pass GO don't collect 200 bucks. I'll break it down for ya.

Good lord the writing.... just awful! There's ridiculous plot holes and just overall terrible writing, editing, you name it, it's bad. There's actually a couple of credible actors in this movie and even they couldn't help it. They actually looked uncomfortable and out of place and like bad actors because the writing was so bad. That's right, this writing is so bad it made some good credible actors look like bad actors. That's pretty damn bad.

Who ever edited this movie needs to go find a new career. There's no smooth transition and the cuts and jumps are so abrupt and bad you stop the movie and rewind it because you think you missed something, only to discover nope, it's just terrible editing.

Omg the potholes. Who's freakin baby is that! Yep, there's a baby in it, never explained who's baby it is, what it's purpose is, I mean NOTHING! K so there's the dad, older brother, and younger sister/daughter. That's it in the family, oh and the nobody's baby. At the end the dad gets hauled off in an ambulance, the brother and sister hug, sister gets in passenger side back seat, brother gets in passenger seat, jeep starts up and drives off...wtf?!? Who's driving the jeep?!? The baby? Was it a jeep from England? I mean just POTHOLES galore!

IGNORE those early ratings, they're fake fluff ratings. This is just a terrible, awful movie. Bad writing, bad directing, same person btw, bad editing, bad acting, bad everything. I've suffered for you and so have these other review writers, so you don't have to... SKIP THIS ONE or forever seal your punishment in having to sit through this pile of dooky.

Lastly, and I pray this never happens, they left the ending open to a sequel! Please for the love of God do not I repeat DO NOT make a sequel to this movie. I beg of you, find it in your heart to let this monstrosity die here and now.

SMDH oh boy this may be the worst overall movie I've ever seen. There are no, zero, zilch, nada, none redeeming qualities to this movie and I don't see a potential sequel changing any of that.