• Warning: Spoilers
    Ignorable pilot for a thankfully so far unresurrected Australian TV action series.

    This focuses, with an exclusively routine lack of imagination, upon the reactions of an unprepossessing reactionary (in the best and worst sense) airborne rescue crew, to assorted antipodean adventures.

    These range from skyward leering at topless good-time girls bronzing themselves on the beach - lads, they're probably someone's grandmother by now! - to becoming severely "strewth"-ed by a forest conflagration sparked by dilettante terrorists.

    Fortunately, our 4-X compatriots have got rather better at this kind of thing over the years, such as "Fire" for example.