• Warning: Spoilers
    Gordy (1995): Dir: Mark Lewis / Cast: Doug Stone, Deborah Hobart, Kristy Young, Tom Lester, Michael Roescher: Miserable family fare done to the lowest degree of intelligence. Gordy is a little pig setting out to rescue his family who are bound for the slaughterhouse. They can consider it a mercy killing as oppose to being part of this film. Along the way he is befriended by a young girl who is travelling with her father on a country music tour. He rescues a boy from drowning and discovers that his mother is in show business and hasn't time for her son. His mother is under the demands of her greedy manager. When Gordy gains spotlight her manager hires a couple henchmen to dispose of him. It is embarrassing to watch two grown men try to dispose of a pig and act this dumb. Ham handed bore aimed at families in the mood for the pathetically stupid. Obvious conclusion with uninspired directing by Mark Lewis. Dreadful acting by all involved including Deborah Hobart as the boy's mother whose show business spotlight is upstaged by the pig. Kristy Young plays the young country music starlet who leaves the pig with the boy. Doug Stone plays her father in a cardboard role. Tom Lester plays their manager. Michael Roescher plays the airhead kid whom Gordy rescues from drowning. As bad as family films can get. Watch Babe as oppose to this ham handed pile of dirt. Score: 1 / 10