• In Mediaeval England, a serf called Lurkalot (Frankie Howerd) claims that he is the twin of Richard the Lionheart (also played by Howerd of course) who is off fighting in the Crusades. Leaving his job as a chastity belt seller Sir Coward de Custard (Graham Crowden) abroad in search of his brother while Coward de Custard is off to the Crusades.

    A rather slap dash poor spin-off feature of the TV series 'Up Pompeii' and a follow-up to the 1971 film, it is a rather pantomime like comedy that is more crude and badly put together than saucy with few titters raised and an underused Howerd.