• Warning: Spoilers
    Finally found a Christmas movie worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. So, so bad. At best infantile garbage. From the moment it starts it is draw droppingly bad. Had to go make a coffee - very strong - to help brace me through the rest of the movie. Ludicrous characters litter a story that would only have a chance of working - and I stress chance - if it was converted to a cartoon and shown on a midday children's network. OK, the storyline is meant to be unrealistic but before the 'change' takes place, the characters are incredibly ridiculous. After the change, the transposed characters do not represent who they originally were. Confused writing, confused story - confused why I chose to watch it.