Mr. Weldon invites a Czech pianist to the mansion, but she becomes more smitten with Norris, who's been exiled to the barn. Meanwhile, Janice halfheartedly agrees to marry Wayne, and Carol Anne ditches her new beau and reconciles with Tom.
Janice and Edda break up with Wayne and Dustin. Norris's mother returns and makes Mr. Weldon jealous by carrying on with Desmond. Carol Anne's ex pursues Janice. A tornado strikes during Edda's western-themed birthday party.
Carol Anne flips out when she learns Tom has a son; Janice schools Edda on the ways of boys; Tom and Dylan go on a camping trip; Weldon receives shocking news about Desmond's son; Desmond has gallbladder surgery.
Janice is so unhappy being Mr. Weldon's live-in maid that she hatches a plan to steal back her trailer from a lecherous repairman. Meanwhile, Norris decides to become a mime, and Carol Anne obsesses over Tom's disappearance.
When Tom's son comes to town, he goes to great lengths to hide him from Carol Anne. Meanwhile, Norris finds a disciple in Medea, who caught his act on TV.
Taki offers Tom $5 million to divorce Carol Anne and let him have her. Edda is upset that she has to rehearse for the school play with Dustin. Mr. Weldon and Desmond take Norris to a psychiatrist.