Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
We Can't Kill People! (2017)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : Okay, we say we came across this murder site and we're just cleaning it up.
Sheila Hammond : Who cleans up murder sites?
Joel Hammond : I don't know. We're Mormons.
Sheila Hammond : Mormons don't clean up murder sites.
Joel Hammond : Mormons are helpful.
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Joel Hammond : Eat the foot! Eat the foot! Eat the goddamn foot!
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Joel Hammond : [to orderly in morgue] I'm just gonna give you $100, and that's just for opening the door. We need a body.
Orderly : You gonna fuck it?
Joel Hammond : [shocked] Yes, we're gonna fuck it.
Sheila Hammond : All night long.
Joel Hammond : So what would that cost? We'd want to take it with us, of course, because we're shy.
Orderly : Well, you know, it's gonna cost extra 'cause there's two of you.
Joel Hammond : That seems arbitrary. If you're renting a car, you don't pay per person.
Orderly : You do if both people are fucking it.
Sheila Hammond : Just tell us how much.
Orderly : Five grand. Cash.
Joel Hammond : Five grand. Jesus!
Orderly : You got an expensive hobby, lover boy.
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Sheila Hammond : Oh, I miss food. Like, I'm seriously hungry.
Joel Hammond : We're gonna kill people, sweetheart. We're gonna kill people, so you can eat them.
Sheila Hammond : You don't have to do it with me, honey.
Joel Hammond : We've been Joel and Sheila since high school. I'm not gonna bail on you now. So who do we kill?
