So Bad That It's Good : Best Bgrade indian / Bollywood movies. A list for all Gunda fans.

Father of All Indian Movies. Kanti Shah and Bashir Brought the Most Epic dialogue of all time to screen with "Mera Naam hai Bulla, Main Rakhta hoon Khulla" in Gunda. If you havent' seen Gunda you haven't seen *beep*

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Desi Giallo, where the killer is a married Impotent man whose friend sleeps with his wife, therefore he goes to a corrupt baba for solution, and is revealed midway through the movie :) !!! :)

The city quails as a masked murderer stalks nubile women. The law helpless, only the local tantrik (shaman) Dumroo Baba seems to hold the key to catching the murderer...or does he?

Epic trashy scene is when the killer on suhagraat can't satisfy his wife is seen crying, and his wife overacts to show sexual frustrations, she looks like she is possessed or something, and then pour a bucket of water onto herself to kill her urge for sex. Superlol stuff there.

Now when we move on to the next scene, his friend comes to visit him, and when he goes to the market to buy vegetables for dinner, the vegetable vendor suggests him to eat "Senge ki fali" to up his sex stamina. He comes back home and goes to sleep. His wife eats that "Senge ki fali" and have sex with his friend. :) Now in the morning he sees them sleeping together and goes to "Damru Baba" for solution to the problem. Baba gives him 2 'pudiya' one for his friend and one for him. And in the very next scene we see his friend and wife dancing to some english song. When our killer intervenes, his wife leaves the home with his friend.

Afterwards he visits a doctor, who gives him double dose of viagara injection. And after that he becomes a Sexual Predator, who goes on a eve teasing spree firstly and afterwards becomes a serial rapist and a killer for life(SuperViagara Effect). Yes, its that trashy. SuperEpic.

Filled with Sexual themes and dialogues, this movie is an epic trash. Must watch for this Desi Tharki Giallo.

Bad Special Effects (Every one of them Copied from hollywood movies), Anti-Hero who is a shape-shifting snake -- becomes a girl and dances to a song with Akshay Kumar, Akshay Kumar+Sunil Shetty+Sonu Nigam successfully convinces Manisha Koirala at forgiving her rapists. And much much more. If not for Gunda, this movie could have become the biggest cult classic from India.

Grand Daddy of all trashy B Grade movies.

TRIP TO MOON / CHAND PE CHADAI...

Dara Singh(as a poor man's Flash Gordon) keeps traveling to the moon in his rocket, and anwar hussain(ruler of Mars) wants to stop this thus sends his Menka, i.e. Helen from moon to stop him... :) . The heroin is the queen of Moon and Anwar hussain wants to marry her, but she win a dance duel to get a chance to marry Dara singh, who they have kidnapped and brought to the moon. :)

Bhagwan Dada plays dual roles. One is Hero Dara Singh's sidekick, and the other villain Anwar Hussain's Sidekick named Isabel :)

Good Bhagwan dada accompanies Dara singh to moon because he wants to get laid. Yes, that bad :)

The movie ends as any Dara Singh movie would end, that is a profession wrestler wrestles him to win over moon and mars :), but this one has a added Dara Singh vs Rhino fight just to be different.

A Trashy remake of Tom Hanks movie 'Splash', starring Aditya Pancholi and Javed Jaffrey.

Watch out for the trashy song 'No Objection', which is most probably the trashiest song ever.

Also is of notice is the mermaid's golden wig, which doesn't get wet even when she is in water :)

Hero meets the mermaid and the first thing he does is to take her on a long drive and then to shopping, and when he takes her home he introduces her as his 'life' to the maid at house. :) And till now he doesn't even know her name, or that she is a mermaid. :) Epic fast paced fantasy trash movie.

After Gunda this movie is the best one which has sexual undertones in each of its dialogues. Rapes, Murders, Rapes, Murders, that's all you will see in this movie. Add to that the lovely Moon Moon Sen's Swimsuite exploits at the start of this movie. This is a must watch for Sexy B Movie Lovers.

Same Story and Characters as Gunda, this movie inspired Kanti Shah to Create Gunda later. Kanti Shah + Mithun + Dharmendra + Ramya + Almost all Gunda Actors = A great movie.

Overacting by Ashok Kumar + Overacting by Manoj Kumar + Overacting by Everyone Involved + Heart Attack Cured by Playing Songs, and Before there was Bashir Babar(Gunda dialogue writer) there was Dawood Kashmiri(Dialogue writer of Clerk and Kalyug aur Ramayan) whose Terrible Over the top Dialogues like "Jab Bill Bade Hote hain to Dil Chota nahi karna chaahiye" makes you cry with joy. Another Scene where Manoj Kumar makes his sisters rapist agree to marrying his sister on gunpoint. Epic Epic Epic written everywhere.

This movie is an epic trash. A man(Raj Babbar) kills 3 out of 4 people who raped his mother when he was in her womb, and he remembers their faces from that incident when he was inside his mother's womb (Read Mahabharat's character Abhimanyu).

Interestingly the only way that he can remember those faces is by listening to a specific music cassette on a full moon night looking at the moon !!!!

Now Farha, that man's lawyer spends a night with the man in the lockup to know the truth. The Exact line she says to the guy is " You can rape me or Kill me in the lockup, but i am ready to risk it, to know the truth!!!".

And add a girl who considers two men(including the killer) at the same time as her lovers, and is not able to make out who to marry. There is a song where all three of them are singing a love song together(truet, instead of a duet). Mad Mad Mad fun.

This 80s epic trash movie stayed unreleased for many a years, before getting a release in 1994. Watch it for Surreal stupid fun.

So you thought only hollywood makes movies with Martians?

You are very wrong because Bollywood did it trashily back in the 60s with Wahan ke log. :)

Armed with laser guns, three-fingered virtually invincible Martians collude with gangsters to invade Earth.

The Tagline for the movie was "Thrills! Chills! Latest scientific devices!"

In Delhi, diamond merchants are being plagued by alien jewel thieves equipped with floating microphones and flying saucers. :) They are extremely ruthless, with three-fingered scaly claws and laser death rays.

More importantly, the “wahan ke log” have an ally on earth in the form of Anil (B-movie staple Nisar Ahmad Ansari, who produced and directed this too). He plans to use them to help him control the world with a super-laser ray under development. Mwaaaaahaahaahahaaha!

Anil has a syndicate of female operatives led by his most trusted lieutenant Miss Margaret (the awesomely flippantly-coiffed Nilofar) and he is as ruthless as the people from Mars. He blows up CID Agent Vijay with a bomb planted and operated by remote control, and he knows that the CID will put a new man on his trail: Rakesh, whose image he has inexplicably put onto a fake fingernail which he shows to Margaret.

Meanwhile, we discover that Professor Chakravarty is none other than Anil’s father—but they are on opposite sides of the law. Anil tries to destroy his father’s machine on the pretext of saving him from alien wrath, but fails (his feisty father beats the crap out of him with his cane) as another female skulks in a corner looking on. The baap-beta rishtaa is clearly fraught with long-standing issues.

Anil shoots his father and then destroys the alien-locating machine. Luckily the professor is only grazed by the bullet, and when Rakesh finally arrives Chakravarty tells him that his scientific colleagues have been disappearing.

They are being held on a spaceship. One of them accuses Anil of perpetrating a fraud—there are no aliens, he says, only gangsters working for Anil himself. He is killed with a death-ray by the mysterious space-suited figure.

Bollywood remake of JAWS :)

film started during the mid 70's and released in mid 90's . was lying in the cans for two decades.

While enjoying a quiet swim on the sea-shore, Suzy disappears. A search is carried out, and a number of human body parts are recovered. With shock and horror, this community finds that their livelihood is being threatened by a gigantic, virtually indestructible man-eating shark.

The shark gets terrified when our gr8 Dharmendra shows trishul to it inside water. Truely a heart for trashy, it was our answer to 'Jaws'. :)

Amidst all that The shark eats the beautiful Nafisa in this movie.... awwww

Basically a Scene to Scene Remake of Gunda, watch this movie for Gunda Nostalgia, but if you haven't seen Gunda, stay away from it, otherwise you'll want to kill yourself and burn the whole world down after watching it. Kanti Shah's Last B-Grade Movie that qualifies as So Bad It's Good. Dharmendra + Bashirbhai Babar Dialogues + All Gunda Villains(Lamboo Aata, Chutiya, Batla, Bachubhai Bhigona, Lucky Chickna, etc.) + Numerous Rapes and Murders + Kiran Kumar. Must Watch this movie alongside Veer, Rangbaaz, Loha, and Gunda.

Dev Anand's Gangster is Villain Ajit's(LION) last screen appearance, and that's one of the USP of this movie. Others are that this movie is technically very bad, atrocious screenplay, all round bad acting, cacophony music, and weird focus on people's underwear. Released from prison 20 years later after serving for rape, the padre changes his identity to Dev's "Johnny" identity - as an uncle returned from the UK, and uses his ex-con skills to destroy Ajit, Joginder and Ajit's luckless and corrupt family including several new Dev discoveries. Another remarkable sequence involves people being locked in a bathroom for several weeks until they confess their crime to Dev's accented Hindi spouting uncle from the UK. Dev has also chosen to add a very graphic snuff style rape murder in the first ten minutes of the film that includes unprecedented frontal nudity by the victim. Must Watch this epic movie.

One of the Most Shamefully bad movie of all time from bollywood. Ajay Devgan and Sanjay Dutt asked forgiveness from audience for doing this movie. Its so bad that its enjoyable.

This movie is superspecial, it copies Dario Argento's "suspiria" and william friedkin's "Exorcist" and what we get is a supertrashy supernatural superghost supermovie!!! B.R. Ishara and Farha Naaz gave us one of the top 10 trashy movie, i.e. Janam Se pahle. Here's another trashy entry from them.

And this one Stars Superstar Rajesh Khanna in the lead :) Other Prominent actors are Javed Jaffrey, Shekhar Suman, Moon Moon Sen, and Archana Pooran Singh.

Aarti(Farha Naaz) is possessed by the evil spirit of Asha(Moon Moon Sen) who wants revenge on her killers. Aarti's husband(Rajesh Khanna) tries everything possible to free her from the evil spirit.

The Trashiest thing about the movie is plot. Moon Moon Sen's ghost main motive in entering Farha's body is to get Javed Jaffrey's love. But in the end she leaves the body without getting Javed Jaffrey's love. And to top it all she calls her using telephone :) and asks him to come to her by driving a motorcycle, and in the Javed Jaffrey gets killed in the accident :) Lol lol lol. Superlol

Also Rajesh Khanna a common man in the movie becomes a big time Sadhu in the end because the real sadhu cannot move from his place, thus he gives his powers to Rajesh Khanna's character :). Superlol again :)

In one of the trashy scene, Shekhar Suman(a policeman) plans and lets his girlfriend(Archana Pooran Singh) get kidnapped by a local goon, so that he can catch him red handed raping his girlfriend !!!! And after he saves her, Archana says "Agar wo gunda mujhe haath lagaata to main aatmhatya kar leti", to which shekhar replies " Jab tumhari aatma me main basa hoon to tum uski hatya kaise kar sakti ho ?" :)

Another supertrashy comical scene is where Rajesh Khanna bitchslap Javed Jaffrey 3-4 times. :)

Also at the start of the movie Farha confesses that she can't swim or dance, but when Moon Moon Sen's ghost enters her body she become an expert swimmer and a trained dancer in 2 days !!!

The film is filled with Overacting by all the actors including Rajesh Khanna, Farha, and Shekhar Suman.

The Only thing not trashy in this movie is Dance performances of Javed Jaffrey in two songs(one with Moon Moon Sen, and the other with Her ghost :) ).

Director Harinam Singh's Best Z grade movie. And If you don't know who Harinam Singh is, then be assured of one thing that your existence has no meaning. Read about him before its too late.

Gunda villains + Dharmendra + Mukesh Khanna + Kader Khan + Kanti Shah = A great movie.

it was about Horse Racing.. Vinod Khanna goes from Broke to super rich thanks to a Horse he owns ; then the horse dies- khanna saab becomes broke again but suddenly finds out that his super horse has a BETA who is as capable as daddy... and woh ghoda bhi number one nikalta hai...one of the 2 movies made by RANJEET.. (other was Gajab Tamasha..really really bad movie)..

Also this film had a baba ji's Bhavishyawaani about Vinod's character- Iska ek beta hoga but Vinod and Farah are unable to conceive a bachcha and later on Vinod realizes he spent a night with Kimi Katkar...and his bachcha is with Kimi now ALA his Ghode ka bachcha with Kimi's Ghodi...Sala Ghodey aur Maalik dono ne ek hi ghar mein gul khilaye the...

Before Bashir Babar wrote Rhyming Dialogues for Gunda in 1998 Joginder Shelly did that 18 years ago in 1980 for Teen Ekkey, add to that Joginder's famous Lota Dance on nature's call, Unbelievable Automated Gun that shoots 100s of bullets through remote control, Fighting scenes that could never be recaptured on camera. All in all a great Bad Dialogue ridden, bad acting extravaganza. Must see for Bad Masala Movie lovers.

Take Tarzan, Take Aladin's Magic Lamp, then take some Huge Monster from Japanese cinema, Mix all of them together with a Raja Maharaja Kahani, and put some Indians with Chinese and British makeup :) to show foreign characters in the movie, then what you'll get is "Tarzan aur Jadui Chirag " :)

Must Watch

Dharmendra + Mithun + Mukesh Rishi in a T.L.V. Prasad Movie. Epic Cast with many epic dialogues. Must Watch B Grade Movie.

Snake saves the day in this Epic B-movie. Jackie Shroff saves Neelam and Neelam falls in love instantly. The pace of the movie will remind people of Gunda and Gunda Fans will especially love this one.

Kanti Shah + 3*Mithun = Great movie.

So you thought only Japan and the US were caught with the Godzila bug ? You were so wrong, because Gojira's Indian cousin came way back in 1966 on silver screen.

While in all probability it is no lost masterpiece, Gogola deserves to be remembered for one good reason: it is perhaps the only Hindi film in which the central titular character is a giant prehistoric creature, an Indian cousin of Gojira, terror of the deep. As India’s sole contribution to the daikaiju genre, Gogola stands apart from all other monster movies.

You may now put your eyeballs back in their sockets, thank you. As it turns out, Gogola is only one of several B-movies from the ’50s and ’60s which graft elements of science fiction onto the usual Bollywood masala. Some have tell-tale titles such as Rocket Girl, Rocket Tarzan and Wahan ke Log, while other names like Professor X and Dr Z suggest a scientist character working on some world-changing invention (“Insaan ko jaanwar aur janwar ko insaan banane ka faarmula,” proclaims one desi Dr Moreau). Invisible men and flying cars are not uncommon, nor are themes of space exploration and extra-terrestrial life unheard of in the pre-Jadoo era. Let us also not forget that Dara Singh landed on the moon a few years before Neil Armstrong, bare-chested to boot, in the 1967 film Chand Pe Chadhai.

Gogola, unlike his Japanese predecessors, is not a radiated mutant with atomic breath, but a scourge that attacks for no apparent reason. In the end, the theme is only a pretext for staging a series of stunts and trick effects – it lends some novelty to a tried-and-tested B-movie formula, that’s all.

For his daikaiju debut, Dave had to make one very important decision: how to show the monster. He chose to use what is sometimes called “suitmation”, essentially an actor in a suit, moving through miniature model scenery to give the impression of a giant size. Since B-movie producers often built their movies around ‘stock footage’ – images surreptitiously copied from prints of foreign films – perhaps Dave did not really have a choice, and had to perforce follow the original Japanese creation.

Child’s play indeed. Going by movie stills, the monster that Malvankar made resembled Barney the Purple Dinosaur more than the fearsome creature conjured up by the film's publicity artists. As he looms over Colaba Causeway, baring his misshapen teeth, there seems to be no panic in the streets: no screaming tourists, no skittering Victorias, no Parsi jalopies careening into Cusrow Baug in the foreground. He may as well be another high-rise building blocking the sunlight.

The movie also has a song "Nacho Nacho Nacho Gogola" :) which is a ripoff of the song "Tequila"

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Writeup taken from this article about the movie :- http://thereel.scroll.in/805383/films-that-are-50-gogola-kaun-gogola-bada-janwar-ok-ok

The plot is weak and is about a Human Clone escapee (Sixth Day {Arnold}). The Inspector (Rahul Dev) himself is so confused that he doesn't know what his character is doing. He is against Human cloning for some strange reasons tries to make people commit crimes without being asked for and then chases them. Sometimes he makes anonymous calls trying to fund Aftab's Cloning Project (maybe to test Aftab) and the next moment he spies on Aftab. Totally crazy !

I was shocked to see that in the end of the movie the editor/director din't try to copy, but the scenes are shamelessly lifted up directly from a Hollywod movie.

Siddharth's Lab had these half alive cloned bodies of himself. GOD knows which chemical catalyst did Siddharth use for cloning the capsules(clones) which grow up directly to his original size of the original in a few hours ! Amazing, why doesn't he grow tissues and human body parts this way !! ??

I could notice 3 scenes in the end in which the movie shows some Hollywood CG on the screen while Aftab (Siddharth) types furiously before trying to escape from his so called Laboratory which of course has to blast in the end.

The first copied screen reads "Assembling PortScan Objects". Now this is a straight copy-paste of the 3 second sequence from the Hollywood Movie Swordfish starring Hugh Jackman, Travolta and Halle.

The second and third shameless uplifted scene is from Mission Impossible : I The computer screen shows the Decibal meter and the third one shows "Downloading NOC List"

These people can get sued by Dominic Sena (Director : Swordfish) and Brian De Palma (Director : Mission Impossible 1) because their movie frames were included as we all know without permission. Who knows there may be many other copied scenes as well.