Family Guy Episodes Best to Worst

Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.

The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.

After travelling back in time with Stewie to the events of Death Has a Shadow (1999), Brian unwittingly alters the future for the worse by warning his past self about 9/11.

Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.

Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.

Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.

Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.

Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.

With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.

Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.

After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.

Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions.

Brian and Stewie embark on a cross-country journey home; Peter becomes addicted to marriage counselling videos.

James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.

Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey back home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.

After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.

Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.

Stewie searches for a man he saw on TV who he believes is his real father.

Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.

A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.

Stewie reveals secrets about himself in a session with his school psychologist.

Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder.

Brian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.