WTF am I watching

A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?

Uganda's president gives Captain Alex an assignment to defeat the Tiger Mafia, but he gets killed in the process. Upon hearing the tragic news, his brother investigates to avenge Alex's death.

A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.

The U.S. government, eager to protect the nation's avocado supplies, recruits feminist professor Margo Hunt to make contact with the Piranha Women, an all-female tribe who believe men are only good as a source of food.

Con artist Marilyn Fryser tries to sell bogus real estate deals in an area overrun by giant ants.

Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.

Ooga Booga follows an innocent African American medical student who is brutally murdered by a dirty cop, but his soul is magically transferred into an action figure named Ooga Booga. With only his tribal spear and old girlfriend to help he takes to the streets and trailer parks to find the men that ended his once bright future.

Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot battle zombies.

A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes.

A zombie epidemic spreads throughout a strip club in Nebraska.

A scientist and her subject turn into mutant insects.

After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.

New York. A professor's affair with a student takes a bizarre turn when a possessed condom bites off his penis. A detective and a gigolo join the investigation, only to face the killer condom's rampage.

A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion.

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Henry 'Hank' Howard works as a scientist in a military lab, trying to create a superhuman formula but with little success. He is also in love with the daughter of his boss, a general. In an effort to earn his approval to marry his daughter, Henry tests the formula on himself, inadvertently transforming himself into a purple rage monster and leaving him at the mercy of those who wish to exploit his newfound power.

The residents of a small town team up to kill a group of evolved sharks that can swim in sand, and are terrorizing local beaches.

Survivors escape to a deserted atoll, after their boat during a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster.

A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida.

Attendees of a marriage boot camp on a remote island have to fight a 6-headed shark that attacks the beach.

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.

Fin and April are on their way to New York City, until a category seven hurricane spawns heavy rain, storm surges, and deadly Sharknadoes.

Fin, his family and the cosmos have been blissfully sharknado-free in the five years since the most recent attack, but now sharks and tornadoes are being whipped up in unexpected ways and places.

As a mutated, three-headed, great white shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers have to fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.