- There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
- Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!
- That was like throwing three pickled onions in to a thimble.
- This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.
- Look at the man go, it's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter.
- William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea.
- William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
- If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.
- There's only one word for it - magic darts!
- He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
- Look at the man go. It's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter.
- This game of darts is twisting like a rattlesnake with a hernia!
- That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
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