I'm not at all familiar with Olly Murs, but I understand he hosts some The X-Factor commentary show in the UK. I'm also now familiar with the fact that the bulge in his pants in famous. But he says it's just skinny jeans. “The reason why everyone’s seen my bulge is because I’ve got big thighs. Because my thighs are like this, my bits can’t go like that [demonstrates a “downward” motion], so my bits go forward. So it makes me look like I’ve got a massive penis. Which I haven’t, basically.” You have to respect the honesty.

Yes folks, there is now Bacon Lube. Just in case anyone needed to buy me a stocking stuffer.

In order to thwart stricter guidelines for healthier school lunches, Congress is declaring pizza a vegetable. Excuse me while I call my mother and scream "In your face!"

Yesterday I quoted a generally reliable source,...