I had seen a few days ago that Justin Bieber had given his pet hamster to a random screaming fan in a crowd and asked her to take care of it, which I found odd. Now the hamster lobby (seriously, there's California Hamster Association) is angry at the pop star. "The moment that hamster was handed off to a screaming girl in a harsh, frenzied environment was likely the moment it gazed at the short path to its doom."

Paper Mag celebrates the Year of the Celebrity Bulge, and I'll drink to that!

In Iowa, new millionaires Brian and Mary Lohse are donating part of their $202 million jackpot to their local high school for a new football stadium, with one catch: the visitor locker room has to be done up in pink, in an effort to psyche out the opposing team. Money can't buy you class.

Ufc president Dana White,...