We are not worthy of the heaven-sent gift that is Catherine O'Hara, and yet here she is, blessing us with some glorious content to brighten our week. On Wednesday evening, the Schitt's Creek star nabbed the Canadian Screen Award for best lead actress in a comedy series, and she subsequently delivered a socially distanced acceptance speech skit that could make even the most disgruntled pelican crack a smile. Some may say it was "simply the best . . . better than all the rest."

"Wow, thank you, kind Canadian Screen Academy members. I hope you and your families are well and enjoying the great indoors," Moira Rose - er, Catherine - began in a video recorded in her home. Moments later, orchestral music started playing as if prompting her to wrap up the speech like in-person award shows often do, and Catherine feigned confusion, saying, "What the fu- hell?" She continued by thanking...