Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Against All Odds 2021 event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a moose fighting its natural enemy…the f—kin’ Canuck. In this battle for the Impact World Title, hoser shall fight beast in a battle of the best. Canada brings us the super-fight of the year! Shall the Mapled Race keep the gold around the waist of their most fruit-cakish of champions or will the moose, nature’s stupidest creature, attain the glory that it so moosishly seeks? Will this “Cross-Eyed Dip-s—t Of The Forest” topple “The Power-Bottom Prince” himself? Get back, honky cat! Ya bother me! You suck! Big whoop! Wanda fight about it?! I was frozen today! Blow it out your ass! Cheeseburger in paradise! There! I said it! Now I’ll say it twice! Cheeseburger in paradise! There! I’m not a lazy bum like you!