Popeye’s had better get its act together.

Chick-fil-a’s new special sauce is a streaming service called Chick-fil-a Play, a free app with family-friendly series, podcasts, games, and books. We’ll give you a moment for that to set in: Chick-fil-a is now making original streaming shows for its original streaming service.

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First up is “Legends of Evergreen Hills,” an animated series that basically places a girl, Sam, and her friends as the defenders of kindness sparks. As in, whenever you do something kind, you create a spark — a tangible expression of kindness on the show.

Alright, so pretty much there’s a secret world accessed through a glowing door that we think houses all of the sparks caused by real-world kindness. And there’s maybe a tree that holds all of the sparks and a ne’er-do-well who wants to steal spark power. And so...