Nikki Glaser is turned on. That the comedian is, at full volume, discussing her level of arousal in a restaurant — she is “damp downstairs,” to be precise — is probably not surprising to anyone who has seen her four standup specials. In her most recent, Someday You’ll Die, Glaser extensively describes her boyfriend of 10 years, Chris Convy (who also produces Glaser’s work), blindfolding and restraining her while pretending to be a parade of different men coming in to… actually, like Glaser, feel free to use your imagination here.

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